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Please tell me whether women are tigers. Thank you.
The tiger is both a cat and a mammal, and what’s even more terrifying is that she is a carnivore. We don’t have to consider these things. Let’s mainly talk about the characteristics of tigers and women: 1. The tiger’s claws and Women's nails are always repairing their front paws when they have nothing to do. What about women? When women have nothing to do, they find a place to have their nails done, or to have their nails repaired and draw various beautiful patterns. This is the natural expression of shallow consciousness, and it is only found in cats. This is the most common point. 2. The tiger’s walking posture and the woman’s walking posture. This is the simplest! You see, when a tiger walks, its hind legs are in a straight line, so its waist swings back and forth as it walks, which is very obvious, especially when prey appears. So let's go back and look at women. If you observe carefully, you will find that women also consciously walk catwalks when they walk and twist their waists. The slimmer they are, the more beautiful they are, and they are particularly charming. If you look at the models at world-class fashion shows, they need to work hard to practice this step~ Especially in front of the man they love, a woman's cat walk is even more obvious. So, this is another huge similarity between women and tigers. 3. Tiger’s mouth and woman’s mouth There is a word called “bloody mouth”. Let's not consider the big mouth. Let's first consider what color is blood? Then the answer is obvious - red. And tigers like to always lick their lips with their tongues to keep them bright red. Haha~ So let’s take a look at women. Women always have to put on lipstick, and they have to put it on in the morning when they go out, when they go to work in the morning, and even when they go to the bathroom, they have to put it on in front of the mirror. This proves that both tigers and women like red lips, and let’s not ignore one thing - tigers are cats... 4. Deep affection for licking calves This is the most praiseworthy thing about the relationship between tigers and women. After a tiger catches prey, he always brings back the best meat for his children to eat. The tiger shows off its power and all the beasts fall to the ground, some of which can't walk at all, but they can make their children jump all over the place. Even if he is bored, he will stand up and walk a few catwalks before going back to lie down next to the child. When the child is dirty, she licks it with her tongue and combs the child's fur with her own tongue. So let’s look back at women. There are only two situations in which all women are the most gentle: one is the look in their eyes when they look at their lover (later developed into the look in their eyes when they pick up your salary bag~); the second is the look in their eyes when they look at their children. . The love in his eyes could make God cry. Regardless of whether the child is dirty or has a runny nose, the first thing they do after returning home from get off work is to pick up their child and give it a kiss. Hahaha~~This is another similarity between women and tigers. 5. Wearing fabrics. I won’t talk about tigers. Tigers have patterned leather clothes, and they also have fur. Then let’s look at women. Every woman doesn’t like leather clothing. What kind of mink fur and mink velvet are more popular now, what kind of wool velvet and so on. As long as men have some money these days, even if they don't eat, drink or smoke, they still want their women to wear them. Why? Women like it. It can be seen that women have a tendency in their bones to like leather clothes and furry clothes. This is another major difference between women and tigers. 6. Tiger’s butt and women XX Haha~ Isn’t there a saying: “Tiger’s butt cannot be touched.” Don't look at how she twists when she walks, but you can't touch her. If you do, you'll be doomed. She will turn around and bite your claws off. So let’s look back at women. No matter how kind or cute a woman is when you see her on the street, you can only look at her from a distance and swallow your saliva. If you have the guts, go up and touch her butt and try it~haha~ the consequences would be worse than touching a tiger's ass. Everyone, in summary, I personally think women are tigers, and big tigers at that. So you can't punish too many tigers like this. If you do, you're doomed and will die in the tiger's mouth sooner or later. Here I solemnly tell you that women are really tigers! Before you look for a girlfriend, you must think carefully. In fact, we are not afraid of finding a tiger to take home. Tigers also have a cute side, but we must not let tigers treat us as tigers. Because the difference between us and tigers is that tigers are not afraid of us, but we are afraid of tigers!
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