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Did the rabbit wait for the tiger to rest before coming out?

No, rabbits are very smart. Defeat the tiger with wisdom.

A long time ago, in a dense forest, there lived a tiger and a rabbit. They are neighbors and friends, but as they live together for a long time, there will inevitably be times when their teeth bite their tongues. Tigers, in particular, often bully smaller rabbits because of their strength. Rabbit didn't say anything, but he was very unhappy in his heart, always looking for opportunities to vent his anger.

On this day, the tiger and the rabbit were playing together in the forest. The rabbit led the way, and the tiger followed behind, wagging its tail and humming and singing. The rabbit walking in front had sharp eyes and saw a big snake coiled on the roadside in the distance. It was green and looked like a big flat and round pumpkin.

The rabbit had an idea and felt that the opportunity to retaliate against the tiger had come. He jumped over and squatted down next to the big snake, with a look of respect on his face.

The tiger came from behind and asked: "Little rabbit, why don't you leave? What are you doing squatting here?"

The little rabbit waved his hand and said softly: "Please Brother Tiger, please don't yell."

The tiger asked inexplicably: "Why?"

The little rabbit said: "I was waiting for my father last night. He was late building the nest and was resting. I was afraid he would find me if he woke up." The tiger stepped forward and almost laughed out loud, thinking: What a bastard, this is obviously a snake. , but said he was your father. The ferocious tiger had another idea in mind: he happened to be hungry too, and this big snake was enough to give him a good meal. Therefore, the tiger did not criticize the situation and said smoothly: "I think you are tired from walking, so go to the front and wait for me, and let me protect your father for you."

The rabbit said awkwardly: "Brother Tiger, don't wait, let me do it. My father has a bad temper and doesn't like others to serve him. If you wake him up, he will beat you."

Tiger is impatient. The rabbit said: "You go quickly, I will guard you."

The rabbit pretended to have no choice but to leave. After taking two steps, he turned back and said, "Don't disturb my father. My father has a bad temper."

At this time, the tiger roared, indicating that he was not afraid of anything. The rabbit took the opportunity to prick up his ears and ran away. He came to a tree on a high slope and watched the tiger's movements.

In fact, the big snake had already woken up. When he realized that the tiger was up to no good, he kept silently on guard.

Seeing that the rabbit had gone away, the tiger walked around the snake and looked at where to start. The tiger turned around and around, then suddenly stretched out its front paws and pounced on the big snake.

The big snake, which had been prepared for a long time, "chirped" and avoided the tiger's claws. Like a thick vine, it tightly wrapped around the tiger's body, and it became tighter and tighter. It got tighter and tighter, until the tiger roared loudly.

At this time, the tiger suddenly remembered an escape plan that the cat had taught him: first inhale desperately to expand his belly, and then exhale vigorously, suddenly like a deflated rubber ball. Same, deflated. In this way, the tiger finally got out and ran away without looking back. It is said that this is when the tiger's belly became smaller and snake-wrapped patterns appeared on its body.

The tiger rushed to the rabbit and said angrily: "Damn little rabbit, your father's temper is so bad, it hurts me so much! I have to settle the score with you today."

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Rabbit said aggrievedly: "Brother Tiger, how can you blame me? Didn't I tell you a long time ago that my father has a bad temper? It's because you don't listen to me."

The tiger suffered a big loss and realized that he had been tricked by the rabbit. He hated the rabbit and decided to take revenge on the rabbit. The rabbit ran in front, and the tiger chased behind. He chased and chased until he reached a big pit, and the rabbit suddenly disappeared. The tiger was wondering: Where did this bastard go?

Unexpectedly, the rabbit called the tiger in the pit and said, "Brother Tiger, I'm waiting for you here."

The tiger didn't answer a word and pounced with a "boom" Go into the pit, grab the rabbit and say: "Damn rabbit, let me see where you are going.

The rabbit said calmly: "Brother Tiger, don't be angry, I found something delicious for you." "

As soon as the tiger heard that there was something good to eat, most of his anger was gone. He forgot to settle the score with the rabbit and asked: "Tell me, where is the good food?"

The rabbit pointed to the sky and said, "Look, what a fat white sheep!" "The tiger looked in the direction pointed by the little rabbit. White clouds were floating in the blue sky, like squirming sheep.

The tiger ran for a long time and was really hungry. When he saw The rabbit jumped on the tiger's back and jumped out of the pit when the tiger was not paying attention.

The tiger asked: "Little rabbit, why did you leave me and run away? You haven't brought the sheep here yet!"

The rabbit said: "Brother Tiger, just wait. There is a lot of water in the pit. I will pull a few handfuls of hay to pad it for you so that you can lie down comfortably for a while. I will then drive the sheep away." Come and let you eat. ”

After a while, the rabbit threw the hay into the pit. More and more hay was thrown into the pit, like a thick mat. At this time, the tiger was really tired, so he lay down comfortably. On the hay, I looked at the "flock" of sheep jumping around in the sky, urging the rabbit to hurry up and catch the "flock of sheep".