Funny copy

Funny copy (selected 46 sentences) 1. Wife is the road, friends are cows, there is only one road in life, and there will be many cows on the road. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, and don't sell cattle if you have no money! 2. The wolf is the real local tyrant. Do you know how many discs Kotaro bought in these hundreds of episodes? Do you know how many times his house has been rebuilt? When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact, you are really redundant. Just now, I asked my mother, you liked hitting me so much when you were a child, why don't you hit me now? She called me back. When you were young, you would cry. Now you don't cry. It's boring to fight! I 5。 Is there anyone you want to talk about as soon as you update your status? Idiot! 6. The students are going to Japan, and everyone is seeing them off. A buddy said, boss, if I want to see you again in the future, I guess I can only download it! 7. The scale of the universe is unimaginable. The earth is just a dust in the universe. Why should I suffer for losing a dime? 8.？ Rich people love to buy good cars to show off their wealth. Tell me, what is the difference between driving a BMW and driving a Santana? I don't know anything else, but the sister of the co-pilot is still very different. ? 9. There is an attitude called nonsense, that is, our life is so difficult that we don't need to explain it at all. 10. The biggest embarrassment in life is to find a toilet in your dream! The most embarrassing thing is that I found the toilet before I woke up from my dream! 1 1. Love is as poor as money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are as silent as loans. 12. I was really scared when I heard that you were trafficked. So worry about that person, you won't lose money! 13.？ Look at me. I am handsome, too. Do you think I deserve the beauty queen? Bah! Thank you, I know you will support me. ? 14. If you have a fart, you will suppress your heart; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart. Attention, everyone, the fart rang, and everyone applauded 15. One day I went to my mother's room to play and came across a diary about my birth. I opened it and saw eight words written on it: extremely ugly and unacceptable! 16. Don't ask me why I always listen to songs while doing my homework. Didn't you find that all the protagonists in the movie have background music when they do great things? 17. When you see me staring at you all the time, don't think that I am interested in you. I just forgot to wear my glasses when I went out. Everyone looks like an acquaintance, so I really can't see who you really are. 18. Yesterday, my goddess sent me a message: No one is at home tonight! This is a naked hint. Then I ran to her house and knocked on the door for an hour. Sure enough, no one is here! 19. My girlfriend once told me that she would accompany me for life. Just yesterday, we broke up. It turned out that the whole life she said was the next life. Damn it, I forgot to ask what my life is! 20. I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You were on the blue beach and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! 2 1. Do you think a handsome guy with long legs, obvious collarbone, muscular, thin hands and good grades will like girls? 22. When walking on the road, I suddenly want to fart. Right next to me, there is a man riding a motorcycle, so I want to take this opportunity to cover my fart. I don't know if I pushed too hard and made too much noise. The motorcyclist thought it was starting, and I was just about to leave. And I fell! 23. When I'm not around, go home quickly after going out, and don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you. 24. best friend: the brother who sleeps in my upper bunk. Favorite girl: you at the same table. The most unforgettable thing: my brother who slept in my upper bunk took you away from my deskmate. 25. A boy asked: What would you do if you were on a bus and people around you suddenly watched you vomit? The girl replied: Sure enough! Most people pass out when they see me. 26. Safety precautions: First, it is terrible for a good-tempered person to lose his temper, so be careful; Second, don't compete with people who have nothing. It's no use winning! 27. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to be round. If you have a threshold, you will go forward and become a legendary temperament middleman; If it is not installed, it will get stuck there, which is very stupid. 28. Tadpole laughs at toad: The belly is quite big, but there is no ink in it, it is all air. It can only croak all day. Toad laughed at tadpole: His head is fat, but he is too stupid. I guess I drank Sanlu. 29. It is said that this is the state of men before marriage: before engagement, they are obedient like grandchildren; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage! 30. In the future, if you are lucky enough to be with me, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up. This is the first night after marriage, my wife told me! 3 1. Four major embarrassments of going to other people's homes to go to the toilet: there is no paper after pulling; After pulling, there is no water after wiping; After pulling and wiping, water didn't rush down; Pulling and rubbing, some water washed down, but floated up again. 32.？ Aunt, my clothes have been washed very clean recently. ? Little dragon girl:? Hehe, and it doesn't hurt your hands. Strange, auntie, where are our sculptures? ? 33. If the sky is affectionate, you will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early. 34. I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge! 35. People like you can only live two episodes in a drama. 36. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough! 37. Pursuing girls to use poetry; Recording honeymoon can be used as an essay; Ironically, you have to use prose. 38. The next time I die, no one will stop me. Whoever stops me will die with me. 39. I may not be able to carry 100 Jin of stone, but if it is 100 Jin of gold, I promise to pick it up and run. 40. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. 4 1. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one in the street discourages barbecues and desserts. If you can't help eating one casually, you will gain several pounds. 42. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions, but Xiaoming never appeared in middle school textbooks again. I knew that fool could not be admitted to high school! 43. Experts say you can't play with your mobile phone when you walk, so I'm running and playing with my mobile phone now! 44. You have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles. 45. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat. 46. Men and women comfort people in different ways: when women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable!