Please give me the "bragging" lines in cross talk, from Ma Ji and Zhao Yan. I want the original version, thank you.

Cross talk bragging

A: Hello, everyone in the audience

B: Hello, friends

A: The 2004 Olympic Games is now underway Did you know about this event in Greece?

B: I know, this is a big event in the world

A: Yes, my biggest hobby is sports, so although most of the Olympics this time are live broadcasts in the middle of the night, I Always insist on watching

B: Oh, you like sports

A: Yes, it is a hobby, but I just can’t get up the next day

B: I can’t help it, there’s jet lag

A: So in order for everyone to see sports competitions as exciting as the Olympics, I decided that we won’t talk about cross talk today.

B: Oh, what do you mean?

A: We brothers are here to have a sports match for everyone. Do you like it?

B: Oh~~~ That’s good, but there are many sports projects

A: There are so many sports, you can choose as you like, I am a generalist

B: Your plenary meeting?

A: Proficient in everything, anything can be done, you can play football or basketball, you choose, football, basketball, badminton, volleyball, tennis, table tennis, track and field, gymnastics, swimming, skating, long-distance running , sprint, 200 meters, 400 meters, 800 meters, horse racing

B: Horse racing?

A: There were so many people running together, and in the end the horses were exhausted~~

B: That’s called a marathon

A: Oh, starting from this year it will be changed It’s called Marathon

B: Why did you change the name to Marathon? Just call it Marathon

A: It’s an imported term. I’m not sure. Anyway, you can pick whatever you want

B: You mean to let me choose

A: Yes, you can choose whatever you want

B: Do you think this is okay?

A: Which one?

B: Today, let’s have a football match here

A: Oh, play football? Playing football is good. The Chinese women’s football team is top-notch in the world. The men’s football team has also left Asia and entered the world. This is the pride of all Chinese people. I also have a few skills in playing football

B: Can I play?

A: What do you mean by long-distance lob, long-distance lob, flanking, header swing, dribbling, corner kick, free kick, set kick, 12-yard penalty kick, long Shots, close shots, cold shots, follow-up shots, volleys and overhead kicks. I have been playing football for more than 20 years, and I have one biggest characteristic.

B: What are the characteristics?

A: Didn’t kick the ball in?

B: You’re too stupid

A: Didn’t kick the ball in? That’s because we’re giving way to the third, and we’re being humble. He, there was a game last time, and I didn’t let him. They took a corner kick, and I rushed forward, and suddenly, my head went in.

B: It really went in.

A: I was posing for victory when our team members came over and gave me a big mouthful

B: Why did he hit you?

A: I’m in front of my own door.

B: Oolong? !

A: It’s not that I don’t want to play football with you. Yours is too small to kick the ball, and you can’t even take a penalty kick. We have to adapt to local conditions

B: Otherwise we Let’s play chess

A: The chess pieces are too small and the audience will hate them after a while

B: Oh, the chess pieces are small

A: Let’s go It's more lively

B: Oh, it has to be lively, so what do you mean the competition is lively

A: Let me pick an event to compete in. It is lively and beautiful. Everyone is sure Happy, now do you know what the people need?

B: What do you need?

A: Need happiness, need joy.

Let’s ask everyone to have a good time. Our competition will be lively and beautiful

B: Ah, tell me

A: Once we compete, everyone will be welcome. This is called How about a bragging contest?

B: Oh, you mean we are bragging in a competition here, which means talking big words

A: Yes, talking big words

B: Then I can get it Let me ask, why do the two of us have to compete and brag?

A: If a country wants to become strong, it needs some doers and hard workers. Our achievements, every bit of performance, are not just bragging, they are all hard work and sweat. , achieved through hard work, so we must learn from those who work hard and oppose those braggarts who stand aside and talk nonsense. Braggarts harm the country and the people, which is ridiculous and ridiculous. Let’s go back and forth in the bragging competition today. Let our audience friends see how ridiculous the braggart is, and don’t be fooled in the future

B: OK

A: Let’s compare, you , I, bragging athletes from both sides

B: How is it

A: Entering the venue

B: Oh, there is also an entrance ceremony

A: Get ready! One, two, one.

I learn from you

B: I learn from you

A: I learn from you to brag

B: I learn from you to talk big. What is this? Ah

A: Dear audience friends, the 2004 World Bragging Olympics

B: Oh, this bragging also has the Olympics

A: Starting now, Taiwan Next, if any of your friends are interested in bragging, you can come on stage and let’s discuss it.

B: Don’t mobilize the masses~~

A: Okay, let’s start with one No. seed player

B: Who is it?

A: The national bragging record holder

B: Which one

A: Mr. B

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A: Start bragging, warm welcome

B: Let me brag first

A: Don’t let down everyone’s hopes for you. Our audience is so enthusiastic. Now please

B: How about it

A: Start blowing

B: Start blowing? Okay~ Audience friends

A: Blow hard

B: I will start bragging now

A: I wish you success and blow your way out of Asia. Work harder

B: I’ve never blown this before

A: Just blow it for a while

B: OK, today, I’m here Yes, then brag

A: Yes

B: Dear viewers, I am not as good as others, so I want to brag. There are so many viewers sitting here, including you. No one can compare to me

A: What’s wrong?

B: Because I have a history of bragging for more than ten years

A: Much worse, I have more than 40 years of bragging experience

B : How old are you?

A: Blow it

B: Let me tell you, my abilities are greater than yours

A: My abilities are greater than yours

B: My cross talk is better than what you said

A: My cross talk is better than what you said

B: My cross talk can make the audience laugh

A: My cross talk can make everyone cry

B: I can make the audience laugh and cry

A: I can make you vomit and have diarrhea

B: Huh? Are you spreading cholera?

A: My ability is greater than yours

B: My cross talk is more useful than yours

A: My cross talk contributes more than yours

B: Do you know how useful my cross talk is?

A: How could I know how useful your cross talk is?

B: Let me tell you, there is a big dance hall near Dongjiekou

A: Oh, a big dance hall

B: A few days ago Ah, it’s on fire

A: What should we do?

B: It’s just this fire. It burned for three days and three nights. All the fire brigade in the city went there, but he couldn’t put it out.

A: Then there’s nothing we can do. ?

B: Finally, he picked me up in a car.

A: Why did I pick you up?

B: When we get there, I said this cross talk to the big fire, whoosh, whoosh, and you can look at the fire again

A: Let’s see Look at the flames

B: Squeak

A: See Xiao

B: Squeak

A: Come on

B: Bah!

A: What’s going on?

B: He is extinguished, hahahaha, blow, crosstalk can put out fires

A: Don’t be happy, you can put out fires but you can’t compare to me

B: How are you?

A: There is a dairy factory over there in Quanzhou. The cows are upset and can no longer produce milk. Oops, the cows cannot produce milk. The factory director is very anxious. This has reduced production. What will happen to the income? How to explain to the leader? Hurry up and get the helicopter, hurry to the Haidufang Performance Troupe, and pick up the cross talk talker A

B: Why pick you up?

A: After I arrived at the dairy factory, I just said this casually for a short cross talk, oh, those cows cried when I was moved~~~ my eyes were filled with tears.

All that comes out is milk~~~Wow~~~~It’s amazing```````

B: What’s wrong?

A: The milk has flowed too much, we have begun to prevent floods.

B: Hey, the milk has started to prevent floods?

A: People use milk to bathe~~~

B: Let me tell you, then I am more useful than you

A: I am still better than you Much better

B: There is an apple orchard in Xiamen

A: Oh, an apple orchard

B: The apples in this apple orchard, say Nothing grows anymore

A: What should I do?

B: Invited me again

A: Picked you up

B: I stood under the apple tree, looking at the apple , I am a babbler, babbler, after saying such a cross talk, look at the head of the apple again

A: Let me take a look at the head of the apple

B: Suddenly, Suddenly, suddenly, they all grew into big watermelons, blow~

A: Oh, you are really good at blowing

B: How about this?

A : Dear viewers, I still have to work hard. Let’s talk about our Fuzhou. In the Cangshan area, there is a duck factory. The ducks there have not laid eggs for more than two years. The factory director is worried if the ducks don’t lay eggs. What’s going on? Do it? Take the Crown car and pick up that person A

B: Pick you up again?

A: After I arrived at the duck factory, I told a traditional cross talk

B: Which part?

A: I said a paragraph about naming the dish

B: It’s a difficult paragraph for me

A: I said cross talk requires effort, I’m talking about steamed lamb , steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pork and duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pineapple, belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted suet dish, smoked chicken, white tripe Son, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice~~My little mouth is like a machine gun, I am sweating profusely, these ducks were moved~~~The ducks thought to themselves, oops, we have been here for more than two years We haven’t even laid any eggs yet. They came all the way to tell us cross talk. It would be too bad to be friends if we don’t lay eggs anymore. This time we not only have to lay eggs, but we also have to create a miracle to repay others for their kindness to us. After thinking about it, the duck laid one on the ground. Lie down and listen to the chirping of the porcupine and the chirping of the porridge

B: How about it

A: Two camels came out

B: Huh? The duck got off the camel?

A: Super braggart

B: Then you are still not as good as me

A: You are still far behind

B: I Crosstalk can cure diseases

A: My crosstalk can cure colds

B: My crosstalk can cure colds

A: My crosstalk can cure colds

B: My cross talk cures headache

A: My cross talk cures

B: What does it cure?

A: Cure athlete's foot

B: My cross talk can cure serious diseases

A: What serious disease can it be cured?

B: Last time, there was an old lady who had been paralyzed in bed for more than eighty years.

A: Eight to eighty years? This is too suspenseful, right?

B: All Chinese and Western doctors were invited, but they couldn’t cure it.

A: Isn’t this dangerous?

B: Finally, he invited me over again

A: I picked you up

B: After entering the door, I bowed to the old lady first. Bow

A: Oh, you’re very polite

B: Then I yelled at the old lady and said a short cross talk, and the old lady listened. Crosstalk swung the cane

A: How is it?

B: I went to Greece to participate in the 2004 Olympic Games. You are bragging, I don’t believe it

A: Oops, too much Now that I can do it, dear viewers, I have to do it as hard as I can. Last Friday I went to Babaoshan in Beijing. I went to the crematorium to talk about cross talk. I just talked for three minutes when something went wrong~~

B: What’s wrong?

A: Both the living and the dead jumped up and went home together. Let’s go home, wife, let’s go home for dinner

B: Oh, everyone, he’s going to die It’s really amazing

A: Let’s just say that our cross talk is better than saving people’s lives.

The power of the pill is great

B: Then I am stronger than you

A: I am still stronger than you

B: Have you seen me? ?

A: How are you?

B: I am a young and mature person

A: You can’t do it, I am a mature person too early

B: I have gone to college since I was 11

A: You are far behind. I became a professor when I was 10 years old

B: I became a scientist when I was 9 years old

A: I was 8 We made nuclear weapons at the age of

B: I got married when I was 7 years old

A: I am 6 years old and my son is 13

B: 6 years old Son is 13?

A: Feel free to brag, you won’t be taxed for bragging

B: I’m going to say that to you, I’ve been freckles since I was 5 years old

A: Me I have forehead wrinkles when I am 4 years old

B: I have a hunchback since I was 3 years old

A: I lost my teeth when I was two years old

B: I was one year old Your hair has turned white

A: Oops, he took up the number of one year old

B: You have no years left

A: No years Better than you

B: What’s wrong?

A: I retired before I was born

B: It’s outrageous

A: It’s outrageous

B: I retired before I was born ah?

A: Complete the task ahead of schedule

B: You are still not as good as me

A: I am still better than you

B: See Already? I'm taller than you

A: I'm a bit hunchbacked, but actually I'm taller than you

B: I'm tall

A: I'm tall

B: I am 2.69 meters

A: I am 3.78 meters

B: I grow one foot a day

A: I grow a foot overnight One foot long

B: I am as tall as the Science Building of Fuzhou University

A: The Science Building is half a head shorter than me

B: The plane comes from my waist Flying

A: The satellite passed under my feet

B: I am high

A: I am high

B: I am holding it on my head God, both feet are on the ground

A: Oh, isn’t this the end?

B: I can’t get any higher

A: Then I’m still the best

B: What’s wrong?

A: My upper lip touches the sky and my lower lip touches the ground.

B: Your upper lip touches the sky and your lower lip touches the ground?

A: Have you ever seen such a tall person?

B: What about your face?

A: Those of us who brag are shameless

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