Boring, funny, tell me.

1, how boring it is to break up. Play divorce if you can!

2. failed physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping off a building?

3. Failure in politics? Normal! China has a population of1300 million. Is it your turn to be president?

I will send you salt if I love you, and send you to Japan if I hate you.

I'm going to get a haircut, and I have bangs around my neck.

I don't mind you lying to me. The important thing is that you can't lie to me.

7. Is love like changing clothes? Who will pay the bill after the shelf life?

8, a man who will cheat, ballet must be beautiful.

2B is used to describe you, and people don't like pencils. Lovely personality signature

10, when you are in a good mood, it sounds really nice. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything.

1 1, always want to turn around beautifully, but always hit the wall gorgeously.

12, the woman who can't cry is a monster, and the woman who can only cry is a waste.

13, people live to prove that they are not dead.

14. Hold your hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

15, brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing. One hand is tragedy, the other is comedy.

16, I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

17, failed in Chinese? Normal! Do you swear by rhetoric?

18, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me.

19, in addition to teeth, there is love.

20, the water does not know the depth, people do not know how good.

2 1, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

22. When I sing the truth, tears will flow down.

23. I think it's ok to go to Shenzhou without paying the phone bill.

24. Wang Zi said, Look again, and I'll go home and get the money.

25. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

26. I don't spray as well as you. That's a fountain.

27. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

28. Toothache On the surface, pain is happiness.

29. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

30. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a "rogue" in this life!

3 1, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way!

32. The classic quotation of the primary school teacher: "I will kick you out with a slap!"

33. People's heart beats faster than Transformers.

34. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

35. Sorry, the number you dialed is married!

36. Wu Guimei and Ge have registered as earth users!

37. Youth is dedicated to a glass of wine. Being drunk is drinking.

38. The people I love most are my family! No one can replace it!

39. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

40. Go your own way and let the scum say it!

4 1, new love and old love, the new is the joy, the old is the love.

42. The girl is gentle and her brother is obedient.

Hey, the more I talk to you, the worse I get.

44. Not necessarily the prince riding a white horse, but also the Tang Priest.

45. Blacklist, you deserve it.

There is always such a person, which we call a "well", which means both horizontal and vertical.

47. Money without culture just doesn't like it. I like it when I'm handsome. People don't love you.

48, don't think that you took a leaf, you are IP Man.

49. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I cut off all my legs. What about gold?

50, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.

Talk about boring jokes.

1, life is a huge boring field, and thinking about life is the most stupid and boring behavior.

2. Being alone at home is really boring! Husband seems to be going on a business trip for another week! Although my husband is playing games at home, I still miss him because I can't see him!

I don't want to do my homework even if I am bored to death on weekends.

4, my son is so poor, he has stayed at home for two days except going downstairs to eat! I know he is bored at home alone, but I am too busy to go back with him! Even so, my son never forgets to call me every day and ask me if I have eaten! I finally know why you call him Xiao Ai!

When I am bored, I like to read all the comments I have sent silently, and then delete those unforgettable memories. Who is like this?

6. Please cherish the friends who are bored with you.

7. God's life is boring. He needed good music, so he took Mike Jackson with him. God's life is boring. He wanted a mobile phone, so he took Jobs away.

8. Push the person you love away and say that you are lonely and unloved.

9. Every day, boring and dull is my favorite life-lying in your arms when you sleep, reaching out and hugging you when you are half asleep, waking up and opening your eyes to see you. I really hope that if you work hard every day, life will move towards your goal. I don't want to repeat the story of yesterday, day after day, year after year. Squatting at the bottom of society, someone will play tricks on you from time to time. What should I do?

10, looking back, every step is so lonely.

1 1. The best way is to live a full life every day. Not everyone is bored. If you remember reading, listening to songs and learning to arrange flowers when you are alone. There will be a beautiful spirit to support you in a beautiful day. It's all white to lead an honest and clean life, be financially independent and rich, and practice both inside and outside.

12, I was born in a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was boring. I can only count money all day long, and so can my mother, who sweeps money all day long. my family

13, please believe that half of the rumors are false, there are many boring people, many people who embellish them, and many people who stand and talk like it's easy.

If you can't see the moon and stars tonight, I stole them. If you see the stars and the moon tomorrow night, I'm tired of playing and give it back to the boring sky.

15, I am on duty in the bookstore today, alone, quite quiet. Drinking tea, reading books, blogging and listening to music reminds me inexplicably of a passage in Mr. Da's "Morning Flowers Pick Up in the Evening": I often want to find some leisure in the hustle and bustle, but it's really not easy. At present, it is so bizarre, and my heart is so complicated. When a person only has memories, his life will probably be boring forever, but sometimes he has no memories. Hehe hehe.

16, before, there was no TV, no mobile phone, no computer, and people could only read books when they were bored, but what happened to this society now?

17, damn it, I was bored waiting for your QQ reply, I was bored trying my best to give you happiness, and I fell in love with you because I was bored.

18. In every love, there is a person who waits for that love silently forever. Maybe I'm the one. He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, just ask you to live a happy life. He doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, but please take good care of yourself!

19, love this boring topic

20. When I was a child, I had a silly idea: two people are bored together, so they are not bored.

2 1, I'm tired of Christmas Eve.

22, the small sunflower class starts. Learning old and learning bad is mostly boring. Click to enter Qingguo College and turn into a schoolmaster. Effective immediately!

23. In fact, every girl is afraid that after you say good night, after I go to bed, you talk to that girl on the grounds of boredom and laugh so happily that you forget there is someone else.

24. Forwarding those boring conversations just wants you to know that I am still free to talk to me, but the results are often disappointing.

25. Happy summer vacation? Are you tired during the summer vacation? Boring summer vacation? It must be.

I don't know anyone here, but I like the feeling of being alone here. I know you are bored now, but we are the same.

27. Women will not live as boring as a cigarette. When you light it, you bounce off. Remember that you have to live like a drug, either you can't quit or you can't afford it.

In fact, there is one person in everyone's heart that can't be forgotten. I always think of it when I am bored, and I think of some people when I eat alone. You will never forget them in your life.

29. I am just afraid that I will be sad when I leave because I have invested too much.

30. People who have nothing to do but eat are singing! Bored Quanzhou people have nothing to do every day and go to Jinjiang. Do you want to make an appointment? hahaha

3 1, don't you think it's boring to write earning X with a star portrait? Are you tired of being a goddess all day

Don't care too much about the person who calls you back. Maybe they are just bored and have nothing to do.

33. Now mathematics is so boring that even triangles have to be proved.

34. My date is out. It's so boring!

35. Once I was bored, I rummaged through my address book and discussion group, and suddenly found that a discussion group was founded by a stranger I love, and it was just me and him!

36. Summer vacation can sometimes be boring and frustrating, and I really want to start school. Because there is no concern and companionship from friends and classmates.

37. When I was bored, nobody paid attention to me. When I was busy, everyone was looking for me.

38. I thought it would be a boring epistolary love novel. But not really, because it's not boring at all! I admire Hailian's enthusiasm and outspoken. Hailian expressed some unique ideas about buying books and reading in her letter, which can be used for reference. That man is an English gentleman to the core, and he is very beautiful.

39. Why can't I see my former friends doing boring things like before? I didn't want to participate, but I shook my head and walked away. I am not interested in these things.

40. When you are bored, you will miss someone for no reason. I admit that I have.

4 1, I don't like the days when I take medicine before eating every day, I don't like the days when I can't eat anything except meals, I don't like the days when I can't wash my hair and take a shower, I don't like the days when I can't go out at home all day, and I don't like the days when I clean and cook at home all day. I'm so bored that I can't sleep every night and I don't want to get up during the day. To sum up, I feel that I am on the road to depression!

42. I will accompany you when you are bored in the future.

43. If you don't do it, you won't die, and you don't want to go out in a stormy day anymore. Meeting is inevitable, but once again, I forced myself to attend a boring dinner and talk about some completely speechless topics with people who were not interested and disgusted. I really have no interest in gossip. It's vulgar from beginning to end, eating and playing, and not going home at other nights. As a result, I caught a cold, my throat was inflamed and I coughed, so I couldn't sleep at night.

44. Do you think about how to calculate me every day? If you think I'm really that important to you, please help yourself. I don't care. To that boring bitch.

45. I still think I am smart. I am not stupid. I just don't want to expose your evil deeds. I'm really tired and want to find a place to rest and stop boring games.

46, I have, paranoia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, autism, boredom, stupid writing, claustrophobia, look, I am so bad, leave me before you regret it.

47. I obviously miss him, but I insist that I don't. Clearly wronged but laugh it off. It hurts, but I insist on gritting my teeth. I wanted to talk to him, but said it was boring. Mingmingkun

48. Looking for you from the faces of countless strangers is a little game I played on a boring long road.

49. Mom said that being alone at home is really boring and I don't know what to do. I really want to watch TV, take a walk and chat with her every night after work. People are particularly afraid of loneliness in middle age, because I was afraid of being alone when I was so young, and my mother needed company more.

50, so boring, so boring, so boring, especially when I want to chat, I find that you are all so busy, and I will fall asleep without anyone to chat with me.

The space released when bored is funny.

1, the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

You are so charming that you attract countless blind people to compete.

I am the most normal among the abnormal people and the most abnormal among the normal people.

4. Don't hang yourself on a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

You are really creative and have the courage to live.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

7. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

8. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

9. Don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair forever.

10, the lovelorn experience of his aunt and brother can be used for TV series.

1 1, how can you be so calm when you secretly love me?

12, I don't even want the spilled basin.

13, you have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will roll over when driving.

14. Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

15, there are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

16. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

17, you look serious and seem to really understand people!

18, I feel so unfortunate that the world can know so much about you.

19, I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.

20. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

23. No matter how hard you are, you should think of yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, you should also regard yourself as a two-faced person.

24. Better fight with wise men than talk to SB!

25, a big woman can't be without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't be without money for a day!

26. Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

27, love her, please do painless abortion for her.

I never write words, but I write interchangeable words.

29, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, it will become a "person."

30. Erection is not everything, but it is absolutely impossible.

3 1, don't fall asleep in class, just bury your drunkenness on the wine table.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

33. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.

34. Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

35. Growing old together is more than dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

When you are bored, tell interesting stories that make you happy.

1. Eating too much sugar will lead to diabetes, and liking it too much will make you tired. 2. Being a man for the first time has little experience.

3. Actually, it's pure. I never knew the serial number of this piece. Please give me your advice.

The college entrance examination is over, let's elope together. . .

5. Niu B is an ordinary person and Niu Organ is a scholar.

6. The true sense of belonging lies in your heart. Control your own destiny, because your biggest opponent will always be yourself.

7. If you fool around, you will get bored sooner or later.

8. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

9. Come back, I can't fool you alone.

10. If it is closed for a long time, it will be divided, and if it is closed for a long time, it will be closed; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

1 1. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high!

12. One day, with thick soil as evidence, I am willing to exchange my weight for the good weather in China this year!

13. I think girls who wear school uniforms without makeup look much better than girls who wear miniskirts and strapless vests.

14. Count sheep if you can't sleep. I'm sleepy when I count to B. Drink a glass of water and keep counting before going to bed.

15. Narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

16. The neighbor's uncle is so naughty that he only cares about the moonlight fan in the air. Two or three cups to six o'clock, aunt.

17. Although I lied to you, you have to believe me!

18. Let me go. It was my wishful thinking from beginning to end.

19. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning bags all your life.

I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.

2 1. oh, my god Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

22. The social road is difficult, and people are different from dogs.

23. Just because you think an angel is resting on your shoulder, others see everything shining.

24. What should I do if I drown in swimming one day? If you want me to kiss you, just say so.

25. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

Whether you love me or not is none of my business, as long as I love you.

27. You are an angel in the devil, which makes hatred too tacky.

I like sending flowers to others, because I know that when that person sees another flower, he will be very happy.

29.20 years ago today, did you receive the message I sent you? It doesn't matter if you don't receive it. I'll send it again: Happy June 1st!

30. Life is just waiting for tomorrow.

3 1. There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it; I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

I won't frown at anyone he loves desperately.

I can make friends without money. Without friends, I can make friends. Without friends, I can find someone else. Hehe, actually I don't lack anything.

34. Men like women's beautiful faces, and women like men's sweet words, so women learn to make up and men learn to lie.

35. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

36. Some boys dare to say that they like a photo. Do you like it? No, this is called shopping!

37. On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

38. Students who want to catch up on their homework a few days before school starts and secretly tear up some holiday homework from the middle raise their hands.

39. If you know that you still love me and admire my good character, then you have never seen my childlike innocence.

40. You said I didn't love you as much as he did.

4 1. There is laughter when there is me in the class.

42. A man can be your umbrella, but don't treat him as your own day.

43. Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are very kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

44. Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!