Sharp and funny copywriting in friends circle

1. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky, but to be honest, if a person has been unlucky, I don't know how she can laugh.

Do you think rich people are as happy as you think? You are wrong. The happiness of the rich is beyond your imagination.

Money can't buy happiness and happiness, but when you have money, someone will try their best to make you happy. That is the reality.

4. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this fantasy is not available every day, and the opportunity is rare and cherished.

Please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course. Not because it is unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal in your day!

6. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look ill-bred. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

Everyone says that the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, and today is the beginning of this distance. Let's use music to turn the surroundings into clouds! Smile and say "good morning" to the person next to you!

9. I have never been a rich second generation in my life. Then work hard, have a good son, confiscate all the money his son earned, and make him a rich second generation!

10. Every time someone asks for directions, I point blindly, because I don't know the way at all, and to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

1 1. A college roommate snores loudly. One morning, he suddenly asked us, "Did I snore again last night?" The buddy in the lower berth said, "We don't know if you snore or not. Anyway, the voice control light in the corridor was on all night. "

Twelve. I have lost weight and gained weight since I left home, and the local accent has not changed. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.

Thirteen. I seldom eat instant noodles when I was a child, but I can only eat them once in a long time. I feel delicious every time I eat it, thinking: I must eat it every day when I grow up. As a result ... now the wish has come true!

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't lose heart or despair, at least your judgment is right.

Fifteen. I dreamed of quarreling with my boyfriend. He stopped answering his phone after he slammed the door, and I couldn't get in touch. So, I opened Taobao and kept shopping. A steady stream of credit card consumption text messages finally helped me call him back.

16. For most people, efforts are just to live, and don't be crowned with grandiose reasons to work hard for success.

17. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.

After getting up in the morning, please open your sleeping heart before opening the window. In this way, the outdoor wind can blow into your heart. So, every day, the first thing you have to do is to be happy!