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What a girl said when she was drunk.

1, sorry, I can't drink, I can only dream.

I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.

Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

5, wine turned into sorrow, turned into acacia tears.

Before, I thought I couldn't be a hero because I didn't like drinking. Now I know that Xia doesn't drink because he likes drinking.

7, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

8. I am drunk, but I am sober. I think you are alienating me. I told you. I won't give up, let alone let go.

9, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

10, learned to smoke and drink, learning will not last forever.

1 1, drinking is drinking. I'm simple. Don't make me think too much.

12, I only have loneliness and wine: I don't blame him for not accompanying me.

13, planning to get drunk on the map. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

14, love is like two people drinking at the same table, I drink, you are free, that's all.

15, someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking also hurts others.

16, drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

17, a person drinking is lonely, and a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

18, I tasted revenge for the first time, and I like drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.

19, drinking tears is the truest. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

20. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing.

2 1, wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

22. Wine is not intoxicating.

23. I don't drink, but I said I was drunk.

24. If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.

25. Many people say that they can't forget drinking, but they still drink. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.

26. Don't give up your old friend easily, because you can't find anyone else to replace him; Friendship is like wine, the older it gets, the better it gets.

27. Friends come and there is good wine. If a pervert comes to him, it's up to the female pervert.