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Don't mess with your woman.

Boys: more girls, less time;

Girl: There are more boys, but fewer good boys.

Boy: Time is the yeast with enhanced charm;

Girl: Time is the accelerator of aging.

Boy: falling in love is just for fun;

Girl: Falling in love will involve lifelong events.

Boy: once you have a good impression, you will put it into action;

Girl: Once it starts, it will get stuck.

Boys: if you can't get it, you will be uneasy (eager for physical conquest);

Girl: I feel uneasy when I get it (afraid of losing it).

Boy: once the relationship is determined, it will not consider the correctness of this relationship, but will pay more attention to sensory and rational decisions;

Girl: Once the relationship is confirmed, constantly verify the seriousness and sense of responsibility of boys for their feelings.

Boys: set the bottom line in advance, once touched, turn around and leave;

Girl: trapped by love, constantly lowering the emotional bottom line.

On the emotional balance, with the departure of one party, can you think about how the party standing in the same place accelerates the fall?

@ obscene obscene obscene 25 years old

It's hard to forget him completely soon after breaking up.

At the beginning, he chased me first, but because he just came out to work, he was preoccupied with how to become a full member at work and had no idea of falling in love for the time being.

Our two companies are so close that we can meet each other at work. It's almost three months since I joined the company, so it's time to become a full member. One day, a colleague who had a good time asked me to go out and introduce someone to me. I think friends of friends are friends. There are many people outside, and it is a good thing to have more ways out.

At first, I was very friendly and gentlemanly, plus my good looks, which really added a lot of points and attracted some small fans, but for me who focused on my work and belonged to the category of friends, the effect was not very good.

But for a while, I obviously felt his concern for me, as strong as a woman's sixth sense.

Sure enough, a woman's intuition is the most accurate. A few days later, he confessed to me. At that time, I thought for a long time (apart from my ugly appearance and bad temper, which behavior is as attractive as girls? I still have self-knowledge).

In the face of a handsome friend's confession, I still kept my head. At that time, my refusal brought him persistence.

Will you be captured in the face of such a man who keeps pursuing you and has good conditions?

I reluctantly jumped into the trap of his gentle nest.

Now that I think about it, I promised to be with him. One of them is moved, and the other may come from my own vanity! He is the object that everyone wants to pursue.

Do all good-looking people have playboy capital? I didn't dare to promise him at first because I was afraid that I was not attractive enough, and later I wanted to fill this vacancy with my heart.

Our relationship ended under our inappropriate knife. At that time, I was actually planning our future life, but he ended in a few words.

We got together and had a face-to-face conversation.

Do you know why I didn't agree at first?

Because I know my own strength, too far away from you.

Do you know why I agreed to stay with you in the future?

At the beginning, my good feelings for you were limited to friends, but you worked too hard and obeyed me. I like your seriousness very much. How lucky am I to have such a good person to do this for me?

Besides, I satisfied my vanity. At that time, many people liked you, but you chose me. You have no idea how much people envy me!

Yes, I envy you, but now I'm just laughing! Laughing at my overreaching, I have enough stamina.

How many girls are crazy about love and trapped by love, but in the end they end up in a very small number and indulge themselves?

How many boys randomly provoke girls when they only have a crush on them and are not sure whether they are invited or not?

In an ambiguous age, true feelings are especially precious.

Don't let ambiguity shine in this era,

Exhausting our last obsession with love.

36 love words: 1: 12. 12. Love her, hug her, love her, don't let her go, love her, tell her friends that happiness is not far from you, just say "I love you".

12. 12 Love, hug her if you love her, kiss her if you love her, hug her if you love her, let her go if you love her, and tell her if you love her. Friend, happiness is not far from you, except I love you. I wish you a happy love day.

Second, I miss you, happy and warm; Miss you, happiness and sweetness accompany you; Love you, comfortable and beautiful; 12. 12 love day, tell you, dear, I miss you all the time, miss you every minute, and love you every month and year!

Third, the sky is tolerant and birds can fly freely; There are many sea waters, and fish can play freely; With your support, I am so successful. Let me tell you loudly: wife, I love you and thank you for your silent contribution and support.

Fourth, keep smiling and keep me warm and persistent; Hold your heart and let my passion never fall; The person who guards you makes me happy all my life; 12. 12 love day, I just want to tell you, dear wife, I will always accompany you to the old age!

When it rains, I am worried that you have an umbrella. When it's windy, I'm afraid the sand will confuse my eyes. When it's cold, I think about whether you are warm or not. I don't want you to be alone when I'm on a business trip. 12? 12 to show my love, in fact, I care about you very much, and your happiness is my greatest wish.

6. fall in love with you and say: I'm sorry. Care about you, say: habit. Care about you and say yes. Hurt you, say: heartache. I can't forget you, say: I'm sorry. Who told me that falling in love with you at the beginning made me sleepless all night and haunted me, making me willing. 12 12 love day, I don't want to say anything more, just let me love you willingly in this special festival.

Seven, the town follows, touches Tibet, and the needle and thread touch the partner first. And I, for fear of being young, have light yin deficiency!

Eight, I am happy to see you happy, and I am even sadder to see you sad. Your shadow has melted into my mind. I just want to see your happiness, not your sadness. Let me love you. I believe my love will make you happy. June 12. 12 You have to love me!

Looking at this beautiful city at night, I have love in my heart. I am not sleepy. I miss my lover. I am not afraid of being tired. I send a text message to express my love. I look forward to my lover's early return. 12. 12 love, love day, dear, I hope our love will always be sweet and happy.

Ten, vicissitudes of life, who awakened my sleeping soul? Love songs flowing in love, who guided me to the spring of life? Looking all over the world of mortals, you are the goddess in my heart! 65438+ February 65438+ February, let's carry our love to the end!

Eleven, wife, wife, my baby, a thousand dollars is easy to get a wife but hard to find; Wife, my darling, is willing to accompany me every day; My wife really loves you, and you are in my waking dream; My wife will live all her life, and I will never forget you in the next life! Dear, you have worked hard, I love you!

Today, let me give you my deepest thoughts and love, my most sincere concern and thoughts. Meeting you is my fate, and falling in love with you is my own courage. On Love Day 12 438+02, I just want to tell you gently that I will love you all my life and accompany you forever.

Thirteen, hands should be diligent and how much housework should be done. Sweet mouth, the length and length of love words should be said. Love should be special, and a wife is the most beautiful among flowers. 12. 12 love day, friend, don't be stingy with your love. I wish warm love to every corner of the family.

Fourteen, some people say that your 60 cents+my 60 cents = you and me a piece of 2, now your 12 (to love)+mine 12 (to love) = you and me 24 (to love to death), 65438+ February 12, you want to love me.

Fifteen. 12.5438+02 Love, love our parents, they gave us life; Love friends, friends make us no longer lonely; Love colleagues, and colleagues will fight side by side with us; Love yourself. Only when you are healthy and happy can you love all people. 65438+February 65438+February, may everyone have love, love and happiness!

Sixteen, if you ask me how long I love you, I want to tell you how long I love you forever; If you ask me how much I love you, I want to tell you that the moon represents my heart; 65438+February 65438+February, send a message to tell you that I will be your forever reliance!

Seventeen, the warm wind slowly opens, and the red candle is like a dream; Taking advantage of today's love day, Yurun Zhu Yan held it in her arms. 12 12, go forward if you dare to love, and avoid if you don't have the guts!

Eighteen, the wind has passed, the rain has passed, silently accompanying without ridicule; Don't talk about bitterness, don't talk about sweetness, and I am accompanied by sorrow and trouble; 12. 12, Love Day, I announced my wish to my beloved wife. I am glad to have you with me, and I will never get tired of loving you. Let you be happy in this life, which is my unchanging promise!

Nineteen, fledgling, good nature, good affinity, born of love, love is single-minded, love life, one you, one me, one love, one home. 12. 12 love and love, I love you all my life, and my heart depends on you.

Twenty, 12 12 show love, a sweet honey, how beautiful love is, love to love wholeheartedly, minute by minute, delicate love, love you all your life, as always, love continues, I am the only one, love you to the end!

QQ Talk in Love: If you can't give her a wedding dress, please don't untie her underwear.

1. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

Be kind to a road idiot, because once he enters your heart, it is difficult to go out again.

I used to like someone so much that I could never see anyone else again.

Life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, I don't want to have a second's regret with you.

You have failed a person who loves you deeply, and you are destined to meet someone who hurts you the most.

6. She asked her boyfriend: Will you have a mistress after marriage? Boyfriend said: It depends on who the wife is. If your wife were you, there would be no mistress. She said, what if it wasn't me? Boyfriend said: That mistress is you.

7. It is said that a boy likes you and will never call you by your name.

8. I have many reasons to give up on you, but I chose to stay; And you have many reasons to stay, but you choose to give up on me.

9. How to use the mobile phone to save the most electricity? At his side

10. Always secretly write your name in the corner of the book, then giggle, and then erase it in a panic.

1 1. The fairest thing in the world is love, because it's no use going through the back door. The most unfair thing in the world is love, because you can't work hard and it's useless to work hard.

12. Everyone hides at least one heartbreaking secret.

13. Never feel that you are nothing, nor that you are not good enough, because in the eyes of others, you are good at everything.

14. The furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but a familiar person, who gradually becomes strange.

15. Hey, did you agree to give me my favorite gift? Yes, but uncle postman won't let me stay in the paper box.

16. If you can't give her a wedding dress, please don't untie her underwear.

17. I think the best love is that you help me dry my wet hair after I take a shower, you put on my coat when the weather gets cold, you give me every surprise on my birthday, you don't mind my weight and tell me to eat more, you wake me up in the morning and say good night to each other at night.

18. If you have feelings, I will lay down my life for you. If you are heartless, I will pay you back twice.

19. You are bound to meet someone who doesn't love you anyway, and you are bound to meet someone who loves you anyway.

20. Falling in love with someone is not because he gives you what you need, but because he gives you a feeling you have never felt before.

2 1. I can give you a hug at 37.5℃ a day around 0℃.

22. Memory can really turn a person into a psychopath. One second ago, his mouth was slightly raised, and this second, his eyes were moist.

23. I want to like you in the future. Why does love come late and not leave too early?

24. You can't say that you can only love one person in your life. It's impossible. But there must be someone who can make me laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

25. Sometimes, you are very heavy, which is the sum of my memories; Sometimes, you are the air I breathe.

26. I love you from what you didn't know before to what you didn't know later.

27. True love is not that you won't quarrel, but that you want to hold an umbrella for her when you quarrel, slam the door with a full stomach of anger, and then buy a bunch of dishes to cook dinner for him.

28. Some people will meet even if they don't belong to themselves.

29. I am madly in love with you. Until now, when it comes to love, I will still think of you first, but I won't come back to you.

30. Love is an adventure with unpredictable results. We only hope and pray for the best, but prepare for the worst. The most painful thing is to talk about a person she loves deeply, but never loved her.

I am so happy that my favorite baby finally forgave me.

Second, people who are destined to be together will come back to each other no matter how many times they go around.

Third, after all, we are so good at comforting others that we lose our sense of proportion when it's our turn.

What's it like to like someone? The most primitive feeling is probably that I don't deserve him.

Five, young and frivolous, from the beginning, I was ready to forget you.

6. You kissed my lips and took my soul away. In the end, we can only coexist in one song//*

7. The person she deeply loves will never love her.

I prefer everyday to eternity.

Sing the lonely night, and the sky cries and sings with me.

10. Will you constantly modify your bottom line for someone?

Eleven, the so-called love, is to waste feelings after love;

In the end, we all became the people who once thought vulgar and boring.

Thirteen, if you are serious, you lose, haha, so what? It's none of your business.

How do you remember me, say with a smile or choose silence?

15. Sprint like a young man and live like a farmer.

Sixteen, sensitive people live hard because they are too easy to be? People's emotions.

Seventeen, if you leave, I will forget everything. If you want to write a sequel, don't call me.

Watermelon is the most infatuated because it only has strawberries in its heart.

I love you, which is by no means an understatement.

Just be yourself. One day you will find someone who will love everything about you.

Twenty-one, the original dreams and beliefs are fragmented.

Twenty-two, let a hundred flowers blossom. Red people and dogs have different life paths. It's hard to make friends, but it's hard not to have a dog.

Twenty-three, we are like two hedgehogs, with endless thorns, but neither of us wants to pull them out, but we hurt each other with thorns. always

Your hand is the warmth of the whole city beyond my reach, and my heart is the chaos you don't know.

Twenty-five, how do you know you won't be happy until the end?