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What are the funny lyrics adapted?

1, Grandpa heard my song, and that guy kissed my face.

If you don't sell it after you die, you won't be happy if you don't double it for me. Only in this way can we retail investors not be defeated. I won't sell it when I die. If you are not flustered and unhappy, you will always have the heart to invest in China.

Give you a CD of the past and see what we studied at that time. Sometimes I suddenly forget that I'm not there anymore. I can't get that kind of enthusiasm anymore, and I write with tears in my eyes when I hear anything. Although I often forget, I'm gone. Because of the problem, I will not come back easily, so I have been criticized.

4. I am always too lazy, too lazy, and I only know how to play from dark to dawn. I wasted my time innocently. I know I'm not in such a hurry at all. I am always too lazy, too lazy.

I didn't know you before applying, and you never met me. What you know about me only stays on that resume, and the real communication is yet to come. After the application, we are friends and come to say hello every day. Because of your choice, you found a reason for promotion.