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Advise people not to speak impulsively.

Life is like climbing a mountain, but finding a way out is a learning process. In this process, we should learn to be calm and learn how to find vitality from panic.

Second, if you are not good enough, you won't meet them. Only by working hard to manage yourself can you afford a stomach that loves to eat, a heart that loves to play, a habit of shopping, a thing that you like and a life that you yearn for.

Third, lazy people can calmly find high-sounding reasons when facing everything.

When you don't know what to say to a person, then don't say anything. Silence has infinite meaning.

Some injured people will be stronger because they know that it is the most painful.

6. Don't talk to anyone casually. In your opinion, she is a friend. In her opinion, you are a fool.

Seven, read some useless books, do some useless things, spend some useless time, all in order to keep a chance to surpass yourself beyond all the known. Some great changes in life began from this moment.

Eight, obviously have the ability to become a better person, meet better people, and live a more favorite life. It would be a pity to give up this opportunity because of laziness.

True happiness is simple: as long as there are more smiles than tears, you will find the right person.

Ten, when you get through the hardest things, you are likely to become another person.

The best product in the world is to give you a brand-new day when you wake up every day, which is completely free and never out of stock.

Twelve, say less when you are mean, and do less when you are impulsive.

Try not to like people who make you humble to the dust.

Fourteen, probably, everyone will meet people who can't be together. It is difficult to let go, it is too tiring to persist, and love without time is the most painful.

Fifteen, irritable people are very sensitive, sensitive people are strong, strong people are stubborn, stubborn people are simple, simple people are naive, and naive people are ignorant. This is the truth.

Sixteen, the heart is like a Qian Qian knot, and the snow becomes a butterfly. I was drunk before and after the flowers, and my hair was the same as my old love. I spent the rest of my life making wine.

Seventeen, someone to help you, is your luck; It's a just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

Eighteen, I put pen to paper, from Tang poetry and Song poetry to misty rain in Ming and Qing dynasties, 3 thousand infatuation is not enough for you to see.

Eat well, sleep well, earn money and spend money well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute. Try to be a happy person so that others will be happy when they see you.

Twenty, but as a person grows older, his dreams will no longer be bright. He began to weigh life with his hands, paying more attention to fruits than flowers.

Twenty-one, ten unsatisfactory things in life. Although the sun sets, it is sunrise in a certain country.

Twenty-two, I just want to be a beautiful girl who is particularly awkward, walks with the wind, has her own career, buys whenever she wants, eats whenever she wants, and nobody cares.

Twenty-three, smart people have a sweet mouth, annoying people can act, you can do nothing but be cheated.

24. Who doesn't talk about people behind their backs and who doesn't talk about people behind their backs? If one day you find that there is a distance between you and me, it must be that you are too smart and I am too stupid to play together.

Twenty-five, don't think too highly of yourself, the world can leave anyone; Don't look down on yourself. You are unique in this world. Everyone has his own mission in life. Don't compare with others. Live a good life.

26. Life consists of subtle sadness and subtle happiness. We spend every day in small expectations, occasional excitement and silent disappointment, and then turn around and leave with an "understanding" that we want to say but can't say.

27. When you grow up, you find that sometimes you are telling the truth. You should apologize to others because you poked the truth. Therefore, if you want to live smoothly, the smartest way to live is to keep your brain at all times.

Twenty-eight, overly sensitive people are doomed to live a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions. Sometimes, it is better to care less than to care more. * * * Encourage!

Twenty-nine, in the world of mortals, how many people have been delayed by a reluctance; In Buddhism, a word without income stumbles many people. However, if you give up, you will get nothing. Buddha said, "You should have nothing to live in but a heart. Fate is you, fate is empty, there are many troubles in the world, and glitz always falls with the wind.

Nothing is more convincing than time, because time can change everything without telling us. -"alive"

Thirty-one, loss is a flash. Yesterday, there were many more. Today, I got nothing.

32. An easy-to-understand truth. You don't need to please others, you are awesome, and naturally many people will come to you.

When you want to turn around, keep your face down and let me know that I will run to you regardless.

34. When you don't have someone you like, you live the most relaxed and happy life, although occasionally you feel a little lonely.

35. This sentence is for you: I have a dream and a distant place, and I will run for it and fight for it until I become a person I admire myself.

Don't feel sorry for those who don't love you, and don't feel sorry for those who love you.

37. Don't be easily influenced and don't be too rational. People can't live too clearly, just know it in their hearts.

38. If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change, change your attitude. Don't complain

Sharp words

1, if God wants to destroy a person, he will go crazy, but I have been crazy for so long, why doesn't God destroy me?

2. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

The noise and light in the world, the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it is as warm as spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

4. Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

5, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

6. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

7. I count your smiles every day, but you were so lonely when you were in Lian Xiao. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

8. In this sad and bright March, I beat the horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through sadness and impermanence.

9. The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile is shaking, which has become the most beautiful ornament in my life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons.

10, a lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I always want to think of you and count my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

1 1, I once had a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile became a swift river deeply buried in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

12, if you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

13, whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

14, will love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

15, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

16, those things that we once thought were very persistent were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

17. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

18, if one day we are not together, we should be together.

19, I know I'm not a good recorder, but I like to look back on my journey more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.

If you are well-meaning, it is all thorns. Describe the vitriolic words.

MD, I have been a ghost (quarreling with my girlfriend). I once had a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile became a swift river deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

It's all my fault that my son came out to steal. It is my poor education. I'm sorry for everyone!

A diploma seems to have the function of the leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

Do you have such great taste that you like to watch the wind hit her in the face and scold her in public?

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

If I have money, why should I ask you?

Sister Wen, you stand a little to the side, blocking my cell phone signal.

Hiding in a certain time, I missed the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like to talk anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

It's like crying when you see a coffin. But what if you walk up a flight of stairs and broaden your horizons by 300 miles?

Nowadays, young people really don't know what it means. Give him cow dung and wipe his face.

You must have a genetic mutation, otherwise how can you look like a human?

What do you think you have left? You are a loser, do you understand?

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors.

What do you think you have left? You are a loser, do you understand?

Your whole body belongs to you. This is the least valuable thing.

Forever young, forever act young, forever ingratitude, forever tears.

Some people are like this. They think the whole world is a cesspit because they are maggots.

In this sad and bright March, I whipped my horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through the sadness and impermanence that appeared and disappeared.

Uncle, you look great, like a stick.

When the pain comes, don't always ask: Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

I won't go to hell. Whoever loves me will go to hell.

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

You have come, I believe you will not leave; Go ahead. I'll pretend you never came. We should treat fate and love like this.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

Judging from your appearance, you have been in the abyss of disappointment since you were a child.

The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

It's not that my happiness must be based on your pain, but that you should let your pain make me happy. . .

Judging from your appearance, you have been in the abyss of disappointment since you were a child.

Many things are between injustice and melodramatic.

If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

I like you, I regard you as a treasure; I don't like you. What are you?

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile is shaking, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season.

Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

Maybe the doctor accidentally left medical equipment in your head during the operation.

Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.

True good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, and they will not feel embarrassed even if they don't talk.

If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

Cow dung is cow dung, even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling. . .

If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I will always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

When I think of your blurred eyebrows, I suddenly feel that most of my thoughts are like this, and they are getting weaker and weaker.

Some people are like this. If they are maggots, they think the whole world is a cesspit.

Busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

Mood phrase: vitriol is also a kind of growth.

Suffering is also a kind of growth.

Anger is a strong wind that blows out the lamp in the heart.

If you fall, you may stand up at once. If you break your promise, you may never recover.

Let the future come and the past pass.

The harder life is, the stronger people are; The stronger a person is, the simpler life becomes.

Life is like taking a train. There are different scenery, different platforms and different people getting on the bus along the way. You will also cross this scenic spot to the next scenic spot and get on and off at the next platform. Those are passers-by. What matters is your own journey.

Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Some people have hollowed out your heart, and you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

Maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.

I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

Every day I live now is the youngest day of the rest of my life.

As long as your mind is not chaotic, it is difficult for the outside world to change anything about you. Don't envy others, don't lose yourself.

Implicit is a kind of beauty and a kind of respect for others.

Ideas determine how you choose, choices determine which path you take, and which path you take determines your future life process and results.

Wise men make plans according to time, fools move against time.

A person always looks up to and envies the happiness of others, only to find that he is also looked up to and envied later. In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often seen by others.

I would rather forgive others myself than wait for others to forgive me.

The best way to keep something is to ignore it. Too much love is easy to destroy. Forget it, it has more chances to survive.

In life, there is always unexpected warmth and endless hope.

Anything can be replaced. Love, past events, memories, disappointments and time are all replaceable. But you can't help yourself.

If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.

Suffering is also a kind of growth.

As long as your mind is not chaotic, it is difficult for the outside world to change anything about you. Don't envy others, don't lose yourself.

Women are loved, not understood.

Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be good in my memory.

The result of diligence but inefficiency is that stupid birds fly first and then disappear.

Experience tells us that the longer we stay in unpleasant emotions, the less our overall ability to solve problems will be.

Give yourself a roundabout space and learn to think.

Maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.

Life is like a play. Unfortunately, there is no rehearsal or replay. At the end, you can never go back.

Determination is the beginning of success.

Education is a bronze medal, ability is a silver medal, contacts are a gold medal, and thinking is a trump card.

Why do you run every day? Why do you write something every day? Why do you want to read before going to bed? ..... Because most people have nothing to insist on every day, any kind of persistence can distinguish others from themselves.

Don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost, keep memories; What you want, you must work hard; But the most important thing is to cherish yourself.

Apples can be eaten in five minutes, but they won't grow in five minutes.

Anyone who can consider others from their perspective is compassionate.

Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

Life test has four topics: study, career, marriage and family. You have to get a high average score to pass, so don't spend too much time and energy on any topic.