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Talk about the circle of friends with long meat.

1, the saddest thing is not the long meat, but the old clothes don't fit after the long meat. 2. After all, I had to return my supper and was decadent at home for a month.

3. Eating at home has put on weight. I just sleep on my side. A pile of meat scared me to sleep flat.

4, recently began to grow meat, just photographed it biting its own meat to play, as if I had nothing to do with it.

5. It's terrible to squat at home for too long. When can I go back to school?

6. Thinking about eating day by day, always patronizing the long meat!

7. Parents are getting fat during the holiday! One meal a day also grows meat! ! I get fat when I drink cold water!

Everyone knows that I have gained weight, and it turns out that everyone's eyes are discerning. No wonder I always feel that the weather is getting warmer and I can wear less clothes.

9. Eat and sleep every day. Only meat is left, like a pig waiting to be slaughtered.

10, gained more than ten catties! I don't feel fat at all when I wear a mask every day and can't see the meat on my face and my double chin.

1 1. I gained five pounds during a holiday. I get up every day and eat on my mobile phone, eat on TV, take a bath on my mobile phone and sleep on my mobile phone.

12, it's so delicious that my family is getting fat. Once you start cooking, you can't stop to eat too much at noon.

13, I just don't want to gain any more meat. I have eaten for one semester this holiday.

14, I just steamed a pot of steamed bread with pure milk today. Unfortunately, I can't eat it, and I can't grow meat.

15. I ate a lot of barbecues, drank a bottle of coke and ate a bowl of unsuccessful yogurt cake tonight. I have gained weight.

16, you are too old to finish talking, and I am helpless. I didn't add any meat. You've gained a kilo. Watch this. I hope you are more eye-catching

17, when can the normal rhythm be restored? I don't want to squeeze acne and gain weight at home.

18, I gained weight this month. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly and everyone will be healthy.

19, I accidentally saw that I lost weight. All these years, I only let myself gain weight.