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Talk about Bayi

Bayi said:

1. On the day of the Army Day, we blew the assembly number and carried out a "blessing assault" in the atmosphere of "soldier assault", occupying the communication point, sending sincere greetings and having fun with Jun.

2. I use cannons to repel mosquitoes, water hoses to disperse heat, airplanes to parachute happiness, chariots to destroy pressure, aircraft carriers to clear the way for peace, and missiles to win good luck. Today is August 1st. I will give you a gift for your happiness.

3. On Army Day, you are the commander-in-chief of the Happy Resistance Army. I report to you: the navy symbolizes your courage to cross the rubicon, the army symbolizes your trouble of losing your armor, and the air force symbolizes your good luck. Please review it.

Army Day is coming. First of all, I would like to give you a military salute and wish you good health and all the best. Secondly, I will take a military step towards you, hoping that you will have a successful career and make great strides forward; Finally, I will wear a military emblem for you. Good luck and glory.

5. Comrades are dreams and want to sleep. Comrade is the soul, embedded in the heart. Comrades are gold and heavy; Comrades are fate and will embrace each other for life. Comrades are the road, and the wider you go, the wider you get. Comrades are blessed and lucky. Happy August 1st.