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I have to put my girlfriend to sleep at night. Want me to tell him a story. Please help me tell a story.

The stories to coax your girlfriend to sleep are:

1. One day the little white rabbit and the little gray rabbit were walking together. As they walked, the little white rabbit jumped up and down and said to the little gray rabbit: "I miss you." The little gray rabbit said, "I'm not by your side?" The little white rabbit said: "But I still miss you. , I don’t want you to leave me for a second.”

The little white rabbit gently stood on tiptoes, and then said, “I miss you every step of the way, so keep walking for a long time.” It’s all easy, even if the road is full of mud, I don’t feel tired.”

The little gray rabbit didn’t speak and just continued walking slowly, but with a heartwarming smile on its face.

2. One day the fox and the rabbit were walking in the woods. The rabbit took out a carrot and said to the fox: "I like you, as long as this carrot." The fox said to the rabbit: "I like you, and my love for you is longer than the carrot you are holding."

The rabbit said again, "Then I like you, as tall as the big tree in front of you." The fox said to the rabbit: "I like you, even taller than your big tree." They argued all the way and got tired of talking and laughing. Then the rabbit fell asleep. The fox looked at the rabbit and said: "Little fool, I like you, always a little more than you like me."

3. Durian took the tape and wrapped it around himself. As he was wrapping it, he suddenly stopped and said to a red apple: Do you think I am perfect now? Is it possible to fall in love? Apple raised an eyebrow, and then said: "What's wrong?" Are you also in love and want to fall in love? "Durian continued to wrap the tape around it and said, "Yes, I have fallen in love with a girl with a red face. It doesn't seem to know it yet? I keep saying that Brother Putao next door is good-looking, but I don’t think so. I think I look pretty good too! "

Apple smiled and said, "Are you talking about me? "Durian said: "Yes, I wrapped the tape around you so as not to prick you! "Apple smiled, and then the two of them got together.

4. The little princess said: "He said in my ear, even if your tears can turn into the most expensive diamonds, I would rather be poor. You are not allowed to cry even if you are miserable all your life. ”

The most precious tears are not the tears that can turn into diamonds, but the tears that will not fall, because those who cherish you will not let you cry. I can’t promise that I can give you too much. Because the future is uncertain, because we are not sure. But I will tell you, I won’t let you cry.

5. Once upon a time, there were two little pigs who lived a carefree life. , they love each other. When the owner brings food every day, the boar always lets the sow eat first, and then goes up to eat the leftovers after she is full. Every night, the boar always keeps watch for the sow. , he was afraid that the owner would take the sow out and kill them while they were sleeping.

As the days passed, the sow became fatter and thinner. One day, the boar suddenly lost weight. Hearing that the owner was discussing with the butcher about killing and selling the sow that was growing well, the boar was extremely sad, so from that day on, the boar's temperament changed drastically.

Every time the owner brought food. The boar always rushes up and eats everything. After eating every day, he lies down and sleeps. He also tells the sow that she will be the sentry now. If he finds that she is not watching, he will never pay attention to her again. As the days passed, the sow felt that the boar cared less and less about her. The sow was disappointed, but the boar still lived a peaceful life as if nothing had happened.

A month later, the owner took care of her. When the butcher came to the pig pen, he found that the sow that was fat and strong a month ago was so thin that there was not much meat left, while the boar was shiny and shiny. At this time, the boar was running desperately, trying to attract the owner's attention. , indicating that he was a healthy pig. Finally, the butcher dragged the boar away.

At the moment when he was dragged out of the pig pen, the boar smiled at the sow and said: Don’t eat so much in the future. . The sow was heartbroken and rushed out desperately, but the door of the pen was closed by the owner. Leaning on the fence, the sow looked at the boar with tears in her eyes.

That night, the sow looked at the owner's family happily eating pork. The sow sadly lay down in the place where the boar used to sleep every day. Suddenly she found a line of writing on the wall: "If love cannot... Use words to express it, and I am willing to use my life to prove it"!

The sow was heartbroken when she saw this line of words, and all humans were moved when they heard this poignant love story. In order to commemorate this love, the girls also expressed that they had not forgotten the boar before he left. "Don't eat so much in the future."