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Don't call me brother, okay?
Don't call me brother. In recent days, some "quasi-civil servants" often write "peasant brothers" or "migrant workers brothers", and their intimacy makes me as unhappy as swallowing a fly. To tell the truth, I don't like such a title of "excessive kindness", at least it's hypocritical, hypocritical. Moreover, it is easy to smell hypocrisy from their well-behaved and dry and heartless arguments. This habit of casually calling each other brothers is harmless in ordinary dinners and banquets, but it is really awkward to put it in front of the titles of "farmers" and "migrant workers". I am not a farmer or a migrant worker, but my mother and many of my brothers, sisters and relatives are. I know that they are bitter and poor, and they don't deserve to be brothers to some people, and they must hate some people calling them brothers. So, while reading the papers full of "peasant brothers", I always hear the sentence recited in the Bible: "Woe to you scribes and Pharisees who pretend to be kind! Because you have traveled all over the ocean, land and sea, luring a person into religion, and when he becomes a religion, you make him a son of hell, twice as much as you. ..... "Why do these insincere sentences come up? I also want to know. A few months ago, I made tea and chatted with my third cousin in my hometown. The TV in the living room is broadcasting local news, and a fat municipal official is stuck in front of the camera, boasting about the construction of new countryside. How about three words "we peasant brothers" Sorry, I forgot to watch the news for two years, but my third cousin watched it very carefully. The third cousin suddenly became incoherent: "The land has been expropriated at a low price. What new countryside can be developed? "Damn, these officials, don't call us brothers again, otherwise we can't afford the highs. If you are really brothers, why do you have thousands of dollars for a meal and I only have a few dollars? " I understand my third cousin's complaint. Even if he wants to be a farmer now, he can't have it. Are people who have no land to farm under their feet still called farmers? In order to earn more money, he once worked in a toy factory in Guangdong for several years. A finger was cut off by the machine, and he hurried home in fear. After that, he honestly stayed in a local aquatic product processing factory, which led to the "root cause": whenever someone mentioned the word "toy factory", he went to the toilet reflexively. "Make less money, it doesn't matter. With food to eat, it's good to be safe. If you go to some factories in Guangdong and see how many hands and fingers are cut off by machines every year, you will have nightmares. " He once resigned himself. Third cousin rolled his eyes and stared at me for more than 10 seconds, saying, you? Are you a teacher, not the king of children? It is appropriate for you to call students children. However, it's good to be called "teacher brother" by officials, hehe, hehe. When he finished, he seemed to feel very humorous. He giggled proudly, his mouth full of yellow teeth, and his cigarette shook badly, like a desperate lamb. I can't help laughing. In fact, my cousin's words are not only humorous but also meaningful. The third cousin was a gifted child when he was a child, and his academic performance was one of the best. Because his family was poor, he pulled his aunt to the production team to earn work points as soon as he graduated from primary school. The teachers who taught him are all sorry. However, outstanding students dropped out of school at that time, and he was not the only one in the village. My two sisters don't even know which direction the village primary school gate opens. It seems that the poverty of "peasant brothers" seems to have existed since ancient times. I was deeply impressed by my third cousin's original words "Shi Ge". For several months, it would jump out of my memory from time to time and flash in front of me like an elf. No one has called me "the teacher's brother" except my third cousin, but I always smell another name-"the people's teacher". I've always felt uncomfortable about it. Sometimes if you are sensitive, you will feel that the other person is deliberately mocking yourself. A teacher is a teacher. Why do you have to use the word "person" as a prefix? "Such glory, such respect, isn't it? You see, isn't it the same to call' public servant'? " Someone answered me plausibly, but it didn't convince me. I only recognize the facts, like this provincial civil service exam, the admission rate is 1000: 1. But who has ever heard of hundreds of graduates competing for a teaching position? Therefore, I also want to paraphrase my third cousin's words and give some valuable advice to those comrades who call me "people's teacher": "Shit, stop calling me" people's teacher ",ok?" Limited historical experience tells me that the more unequal and immoral a society is, the more it will create and invent a lot of beautiful slogans and titles to confuse the public and give points to a few shameless people. As an ordinary person, if you are too naive and honest, you are troubled by "beautiful slogans and titles", thinking that everyone is equal in the world from now on, and everyone is "brothers and relatives", and even accidentally want to reach out and grab a big leader's shoulder and call him "brother", then it is a big mistake. Farmers are farmers, migrant workers are migrant workers, teachers are teachers, and of course officials are also officials. Don't call each other brothers, please. Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups, which is probably one of the irrefutable truths. -Some teachers have been upgraded to "teachers' public servants", etc., which is not included. Anyone with a little common sense knows that the real "brotherhood" is not reflected in the title, but in the action. What action? It's simple. For example, if the "people's public servants" can't get a meal, how many farmers' children can pay tuition fees for one academic year? If the "people's public servants" in China don't "go abroad for inspection" for half a year, the funds saved will be enough to invest several times more in national education funds every year, and so on. However, I am still busy marking papers today, and I am very tired. These monotonous and heartless essays have made me almost crazy and desperate, and I don't want to say anything more. I just pray that I can see some "a little human" words like the following tomorrow. Amen! I also naively believe that "people's public servants" who can write such words in the future probably have at least a bottom line. -"A little humanity" and "a little bottom line" have often become my only hope for many people recently. "We often see such news on TV: the desertification of land in the north is becoming more and more serious, a mudslide disaster has occurred in a county, and illegal real estate developers have built houses in the middle of the field ... I don't know how you feel when you see these news. Is it anger? Is it sympathy? Or indifference? ..... "Some developers set their sights on the mountains in order to seek benefits. The mountain environment is good and the air is fresh, so they can publicize their real estate for free to attract people to bid first. However, those lands have been ruthlessly embraced by developers, and villas have been built. Some even advertised' being close to nature', which is really eye-catching. "
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