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How do newborn daughters make friends?

Nowadays, children at home are treasures, and many adults hold their children in their hands. For novice mothers, the happiest thing is the birth of a child. It is said that children are angels given to their mothers by heaven, and many mothers have a hard pregnancy in October. Of course, they should take good care of their children. In order to celebrate this happy mood and let the family feel happy together, everyone usually sends photos in the circle of friends. Of course, photos must be accompanied by words. It would be better if the text sent can accurately express the mood of joy. Bian Xiao will tell you today how to send a circle of friends when his son is born and how to send a circle of friends when a newborn is born.

First, how to send a circle of friends when a son is born?

On April 25th, I was promoted to mother, a boy, weighing 6.5kg..

My wife was born prematurely, weighing 5 kg and 2 Liang, and my mother and daughter were safe. Remember to come for a drink.

The baby has been born. In order not to eat Sanlu milk powder, please take the money quickly.

The wife screamed and a new person was added to the family. Please report the details in red envelopes.

My peas were born at X and X today. I want to give you good news. Thank you for your concern and care.

I gave birth to a son who is as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.

Shu Xian, a pregnant wife, is lovely. She works hard to earn money to buy milk powder. Who told me to meet the animal year?

It rained, 10: 06, and the baby was born. She weighed eight pounds, had two big fat children, and began to save money for a wife.

At X point, X point, X point, X point, my lovely baby came to me and shared my joy with my friends.

Ladies and gentlemen, I was born occasionally, and the days of carrying the ball are over. China Merchants Bank, weighing 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe.

Second, how do newborn children send friends?

I loved you for a long time when I first met you.

Grace and sublingual, our son came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy weighs seven catties and three pounds, so he is safe with his mother. Thanksgiving Tiandi

Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) in x minutes on x day, weighing x Jin, and the mother (son) and daughter are safe. This is good news!

My pigs are out of the market, those who grow cabbage, watch the cabbage!

I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

The customized 10 month product was delivered today with perfect quality. Thanks to the manufacturer!

Monogamy for life (two children)

As a new mother, please take care of the rest of your life.

Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day.

Children come home, come to my home.

Third, give birth to a child to report good news.

There is good news and bad news: the good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future, or send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

Thank you for saying it every day. Today, I finally couldn't help it. I cut open my stomach and pulled the little slacker out. Gee, the beautiful little princess is playing sleeping beauty! I endured the pain and gently kissed her forehead to wake her up. Come and play with the little princess!

Since then, I have a soft rib and armor, so I am grateful! Because my boy was born just 6 kg, nicknamed 6 kg.

Baby, your arrival has brought blessings, happiness, auspiciousness, peace, health, happiness and all good things to this family; Today, it happens to be your full moon. Dad sends sincere wishes to the baby for happy growth, health and happiness, and happiness every day.