Roommates are divorced. Tell me about it.

1. For world peace, for the harmony of the dormitory! On the occasion of Singles Day, I'm going to give it to you here.

Introduce my roommate, and take off the bill. Come on, come on, talk to me privately!

2. We don't want your affection, your amorous feelings and your affection. Today, I want to be free! I want freedom!

It's Singles Day, please remember. If you want to be popular, you must sleep soundly, happily, soundly and healthily. Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

4. Single bachelor, five sticks in one: one stick is happy, two sticks are happy, three sticks are smooth, four sticks are smooth, five sticks are lucky, friends, take it home and take care of it.

As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world.

6. Everyone in the dormitory is playing with me, only the lonely king is left. It's too cold up there.

7. If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised. ..

8. Life is really interesting because life is always playing with me.

9. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

10. Bachelor: A sharp weapon for the nouveau riche in Jianghu. It is commonly used at home and necessary for travel. It can dig corners and collect herbs. It has the miraculous effect of entertaining itself and attracting butterflies. It is deeply loved by friends.