My classic sentences for renting out

1. Little sister, did anyone spend the Chinese Valentine’s Day with you? If you don't buy me home. The original price is 998, now it’s only 0.998. Here comes a young lady and takes me home.

2. Valentine’s Day is just a few days away. Do you have company? If not, I can go and accompany you, eat, drink, and chat. If you have company, you don’t need someone who can just drink. Are you the kind of cutie who eats and doesn't talk? I promise not to talk. Are you missing? If not, I'll come back and ask later. I'll rent it out for 5 yuan an hour. It's a bargain sale!

3. Rental for Chinese Valentine's Day: 10 yuan for dinner, 10 yuan for chatting, 10 yuan for drinking, 10 yuan for crying, 10 yuan for shopping, 10 yuan for watching the moon, and 10 yuan for walking on the road. .

4. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I rent it out at a low price and sell it at a cheap price! Please make a reservation in advance if necessary!

5. Someone asked me if I am still alone on Chinese Valentine's Day? Nima, will I turn into a dog? !

6. Don’t post photos everywhere on Chinese Valentine’s Day to show off your affection. It would be bad if you bump into each other.

7. Whoever among my friends shows affection on Chinese Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. If the person you marry is not him or her in the future, I will stuff the photo into a red envelope and give it to you!

8. My friend asked me how I would celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day, and I simply said “skip it.”

9. If you feel lonely on Chinese Valentine's Day, turn off the lights and play a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.