It takes 100 words to quarrel with your wife and make her happy.

1, I was wrong! The lady is gentle and virtuous, well-managed and sensible, but she doesn't know how to appreciate it. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

2, wife! I'm sorry! I'm terribly sorry, forgive me! No? Then give me a kiss! Can't you? Ok, ok, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, ok? I'll give it to you. You can call me or scold me.

Honey, don't be sad. In fact, I really love you, really, really love you. Just like mice love rice, like wolves love sheep, like fish can't live without water, like beggars love chicken legs, like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, like you love banknotes. ...

4, wife, if a "sorry" can resolve all the resentment, then I say it, but it is not sincere; If a "I love you" can express all the feelings, then I will say it, but it is not hypocritical.

5, wife! I am happy when you are angry, haha, really happy. Don't be angry if you don't want to make me happy!

If you make your wife happy, you will make her angry. You need to say that.

6, wife! After hurting you, you can't sleep at night, reflect on your mistakes and sincerely repent, so take the time to make a "warm" card message, hoping to warm your cold heart. Please forgive me!

7. Wife, forgive me, forgive these crazy and blasphemous words, and forgive my confusion and excitement! Don't let me immerse myself in the fear of losing you, or a heart that loves you will really collapse.

8. Wife, I'd like to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.