The body of the cross talk "Say Tea"

Rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea.

How does a handful of firewood rank first?

You can't cook without firewood. Firewood is the most important thing.

Why is nail tea the last thing?

B Drink some tea after dinner to refresh yourself and help digestion, so tea is for the front, manager.

A: This is not the case in some places.

How about b?

Tea, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, firewood.

B firewood and tea are mixed together! How did Chai come to the end?

A there is no firewood. What do you eat and drink? So Chai is the manager.

How did Tea B get to the front?

Drink some tea before eating to refresh yourself and help digestion. When your stomach is empty, your appetite will be good. If you eat it, it will make you healthy!

B also makes sense.

But some people hold different views.

Who?

A woodcutter came to the temple and saw a monk sitting there drinking tea.

B, all the fine ones taste tea!

Jia Kan Chai Man came forward to answer.

He wants to drink!

"Comrade mage ..."

B He and the mage are gay?

One sentence, "Comrade Master, how do you taste tea?"

B is approaching!

A monk said:

What did b say?

"Tea drinkers, gentlemen also ..."

B That's enough culture. There's another one.

"Tea has three advantages." Benefits are benefits, benefits.

What are the three benefits of B?

A "digestion is one thing. Besides sleeping, I want three things." No desire is not close to women, regardless of men and women.

What did the woodcutter say?

A woodcutter said, "Your three benefits are not good for me."

B is different. Can I still get three?

A: "I chop wood every day to eat and wear warm clothes." If I eat, what do I eat? "

B: It's not enough to have a big appetite.

A: "I'm so tired all day that I can't sleep all night. If I can't sleep in the middle of the night, can I get up the next day? "

Delayed chopping wood.

A: "My wife and I love each other and share the same bed every day. If I want less, can she sleep well? " ? Still don't divorce me? "

B is tea really that powerful?

A digestion, except sleeping, is true, "lust", which is just the monk's self-comfort.

B how to comfort yourself?

If A doesn't drink tea, isn't he lewd?

B that's true.

Tea is a good thing.

B good stuff!

Do you know that?/You know what? There were eight monsters in the Qing Dynasty, and Zheng Banqiao was one of them.

B know! Eight eccentrics in Yangzhou!

A Zheng Banqiao wrote a couplet in his living room.

B what couplets?

The first part of is ...

B what?

Sit down, sit down, sit down;

What about the second part?

Jia: "Tea, tea, fragrant tea."

B well, this couplet is good, simple and clear, and it also expresses the host's great respect for the guests.

A there is another pair.

B how do you write it?

Part a is "eat, eat, eat porridge;

the second line of a couplet ...

"Cards, playing cards, playing cards."

B aha! Drink tea, eat and play cards in a train! If there is no dry food to eat, just eat porridge ... Is this also written by Zheng Banqiao?

I wrote it.

What are you doing?

A Zheng Banqiao's couplets convey a message.

What information?

For thousands of years, the tea culture in China is extensive and profound.

What are those words?

A you can't see it, can you?

B is too ignorant to see.

A I don't think you can! You are a guest, please sit down as well as yourself. After sitting down, we began to offer tea, not only tea, but also fragrant tea.

B something else!

To something else?

b！

A: When you came as a guest, the host brought you a bowl of porridge without saying anything. "Please eat and drink porridge", didn't he scare you away?

B do you have that respect?

Yes, so the word "respect" is very important.

B this needs consulting.

A "respect" has general respect and special respect.

What is the general respect for B?

A put a handful of tea leaves in the cup, boiled the water, took it out with a tea tray and walked to the guest. "Please have tea, sir!" "

B (bowing) Thank you! thank you

Look at that. Just two cups of tea. Thank you. If you don't leave a dollar on the floor!

B where is the special toast?

A It depends on what kind of tea it is. Different teas have different ways of toasting.

What's the difference between B tea and B tea?

Amateur, right? There are thousands of kinds of tea, and there are more than 400 kinds that can be labeled in various provinces.

Oh, there are so many registered students. Which subject do you go to?

See neurology, mental derangement! I am talking about famous tea.

B tea is also famous?

Mingshan Temple is famous for its tea. Famous species and trees produce famous tea, famous people create famous tea, famous springs and famous bubbles, and famous teachers and famous products. Can you have some less famous tea?

B dare, anything can be famous as long as it is related to celebrities!

Do you know the top ten famous teas in China?

B I don't know.

A The top ten famous teas in China are: West Lake Longjing, Jiangsu Biluochun, Anxi Tieguanyin, Huangshan Mao Feng, Hunan Junshan Yinzhen, Fujian Baihao Yinzhen, Lu 'an Guapian, Xinyang Maojian, Duyun Maojian, Wuyi Rock Tea, Anhui Qi Hong, Yunnan Pu 'er, Lushan Wu Yun, Pingshui Zhucha, Emei Zhucha, Yunnan Dianhong, Taiwan Frozen Top Oolong, Fuding Bai Mudan and Enshi Yulu.

B OK, OK, there are twenty kinds.

Twenty kinds? That's good.

B you can't count!

A There are different opinions about the top ten famous teas in China. Let's choose ten from these twenty.

B what to choose? Well, I'll judge whoever gives me more money.

A (pointing to the back) can buy bordeaux horses!

There are more than one thousand kinds of tea, and there are also more than one thousand kinds of tea. Who can stand it?

Who told you to hold it? Although there are many teas, they are nothing more than blue, red, black, white, yellow and flowers.

What does b mean?

Green is green tea, green is green tea, red is black tea and black is black tea. ...

B White is white tea, yellow is yellow tea, and flowers are fancy and fancy tea.

Does nail tea have intestines? All kinds of scented tea.

Why are there seven B's?

There are different ways to make tea with nails.

Are there different ways to make tea?

A kind of green tea is fried by picking tea leaves directly. Longjing, Biluochun, Mao Feng, Maojian Tea and Yinzhen Tea are all green teas.

B what about scented tea?

Camellia tea is made by mixing tea leaves with fragrant flowers, so that tea leaves can fully absorb the fragrance of flowers.

B What kind of flower tea do you have?

Jasmine tea is mixed with jasmine, osmanthus tea is mixed with osmanthus, and rose tea is mixed with roses.

B mixed with dog tail is called dog tail tea.

Your dog has many tails, doesn't it?

What about the rest of the tea?

The rest of the tea is fermented tea.

B fermentation? Isn't that smelly shit?

Dog tail and smelly shit, only you dare to drink! Fermentation is to cover it.

B, have a look?

A Like green tea, it is also called oolong tea.

B what's the name of green tea oolong tea?

A There is a young man in Anxi, Fujian, whose surname is Long, his whole body is black, and his nickname is Oolong.

B oolong is human!

One day, Oolong carried a shotgun up the mountain to pick tea.

B Hunting and tea picking are right!

He picked tea for a long time. Suddenly, he found a little wild boar. ...

B Then call quickly!

A wild boar that is easy to kill will be late when it is carried home.

B that's all right. You can cook wild boar in the future.

The next day A remembered. ...

I haven't finished eating wild boar yet!

There is a cup of tea in the tea basket.

B Fujian is so hot, isn't it built?

A look, it's over. Every piece of green tea has a red edge.

B, it's broken Don't!

A, fry quickly.

B the cover is broken, even frying is useless!

As a result, I soaked in water, ah … ..

A bowl of smelly water.

A it's delicious.

B really? It's amazing!

Later generations called this kind of tea oolong tea. Tieguanyin, Frozen Top Oolong Tea, Wuyi Rock Tea, Narcissus and Hairy Monkey are all Oolong Tea.

Fortunately, the young man's surname is Long. ...

A what's wrong?

If you return to B's surname, the name of tea will be unpleasant to hear!

A cup of turtle tea! As long as it is delicious, even if it is a turtle!

Tea tastes good when it is half red. Wouldn't they taste better if they were half red?

A Hey, that's clever! When it is completely red, it is called black tea, that is, completely fermented tea. Qi Hong, Dian Hong and Hong Min are all black tea.

B That black tea just covers the tea leaves!

A: Isn't it? Some people ferment once and ferment twice, and the tea turns black.

B cover the tea black, can I still drink it?

A can't drink? Pu 'er tea, old green tea, Chuanbian tea and Liubao loose tea are all famous black teas! If you drink, ...

How about b?

A Not so good ... I just want to drink.

B Yes, how about white tea and yellow tea?

Jiabai tea and yellow tea are between green tea and green tea, which are slightly fermented.

B hair half-baked yeast!

Different teas have different brewing methods.

B what's the difference?

A bubble of green tea, the water should not be too hot, the best is 80~85 degrees. Some green tea should be poured into the cup first, and then put the tea; You will see tea standing in the water, sinking for a while, floating for a while, and falling for a while; After a while, you will see the slow motion in the movie. Tea sprouts one by one, flowers bloom one by one, orchids are in full bloom, and bamboos compete for spring. It's really snow waves, spring dyed cup bottom, green crystal palace!

B I said why so many people like green tea. It turns out that you can watch movies for free once you make tea!

Black tea is not like this.

B how to make black tea?

The water for soaking black tea is 100 degree boiled water. First, put the tea leaves into the teapot, soak them in water and cover them. After a few minutes, pour them into the teacup and drink them slowly.

B, can't you drink quickly?

Have a quick drink? Pig eight quit eating ginseng fruit. ...

How about b?

Free meal!

B that is to say, whoever doesn't eat for free will eat for free.

Black tea is even different.

B what's the difference?

Put the tea in the teapot. If it is brick tea or Tuocha, it must be broken and washed away with boiling water. Some people like to cook on the fire for a few minutes, which tastes good.

What is that smell?

Go back and ask your dad. Old people like to drink black tea.

B how do you know?

Your mother is my aunt.

B wants to climb relatives with me! How to make green tea?

A bubble of oolong tea? That's the most exquisite.

B how to pay attention?

A When visiting Minnan and Chaoshan, the host must be "Please sit down, please sit down, please go up".

B "tea, tea, fragrant tea!" ..... What kind of fragrant tea?

A cup of kung fu tea!

B congou?

Drinking congou is an artistic enjoyment.

B is it? Then I have to enjoy it!

As soon as he sat down, the host put out a lot of things.

B what the hell?

A small teapot, a small teacup, a small saucer, a tea tray, a teapot, a saucer, a lid, a tea towel, a teapot, a tea lotus, a teaspoon, a tea stove and a kettle, and an urgent tea.

B what is "urgent tea"?

A is sitting on it in a hurry to have tea!

You mean me? I'm not a thing!

Yes, you are not a toy. When everything was ready, the young lady began to perform … ..

B wait, miss, how do you get out?

Miss a's family.

B no, miss.

Big sister, then.

B doesn't have a big sister either.

Old lady Jia.

None of the old ladies,

You went to the temple to become a monk? Monks can also make congou!

How to perform B congou?

A is to wait for the soup first, that is, to boil water.

Water b is ready.

A hot pot and a warm cup, the art began.

B how to be artistic?

All the movements of Miss Jia's hand are around a semicircle.

B how to go around the semicircle?

For example, how do you lift the lid?

B open the lid? Take the lid off and put it on the table!

A how rude! Miss gently lifted the lid with three fingers, circled it for half a circle, and then gently placed it on the lid rack. You see, all her movements are so beautiful and moving. Before you drink tea, you were in a daze.

B doesn't even have the strength to drink tea!

A hot pot with a cup of warmth will bring the dragon into the palace.

B lure the dragon into the palace?

Please put the oolong in the teapot! Put in half a pot of tea and start flushing. The water temperature should be controlled at 95~98 degrees. When you lift the kettle, you "turn it upside down" (gesture up and down) and go back and forth three times. "Phoenix nods three times" shows respect for the guests! Flush the water to the spout, scrape off the lid with your left hand and cover it immediately. Then the phoenix nodded and poured the water on the teapot. This is called "inside and outside attack" to keep the temperature of the teapot unchanged.

B thank you! thank you

Don't thank me yet, this pot of tea is not ready for you to drink.

Does she drink it herself?

A No one drinks it, so throw it away. This is called "washing tea".

What a pity!

You can drink the tea made in A for the second time.

b！ Finally, you can drink!

Wait a minute!

B what's wrong?

Miss Jia has not yet had a "trip to Guan Gong". How do you drink?

Guan Gong visited the city?

A: If there are a few guests, set some tea cups.

B Nonsense, how many people put a teacup and infect SARS?

Armour put the teacups in a circle, and Miss picked up the teapot counterclockwise. (gesturing counterclockwise)

B kind of corn? How does Guan Gong visit this city?

What is Jia's face?

B red face.

What color is the nail teapot?

B red.

A isn't it? Guan Gong visited the city! (Making the gesture just now) Finally, let's have a "Han Xin point soldier".

B Invite Han Xin?

A cup of tea is almost finished, and the rest is the essence, which can't be monopolized by one person. A few drops must be dropped in each teacup. (When gesturing, the "dot" plays a greater role. Han Xin ordered his troops to share weal and woe.

If B is poisonous, we will share it equally and give Han Xin justice!

Miss A respectfully brought you tea with a saucer, and her task was completed. The following task is yours.

B I have a mission?

A, drink tea!

Oh! (drink quickly)

A Do you have that kind of drink?

B how to drink it?

A Hold the cup with three fingers, the cup bottom with the middle finger, and the cup body with the thumb and forefinger. This is called "Three Dragons Protecting Ding".

If I hold it in my hands, it will be ten dragons to control water!

A slowly covered his nose. ...

Put his nose in the past, but not his head.

You are an elephant! Just through your nose, ha!

B what's wrong?

A faint scent, pleasant aroma, refreshing and boneless.

B Why are all the bones gone?

A I feel comfortable all over! Take a sip gently, close your eyes and move your lips slightly. ...

Make a wish!

Why do you wish? Taste the tea! A small bowl of tea should be divided into three mouthfuls, one is called taste, the other is called back, and the third is called taste.

One bite is called taste, the other is called back, and the third is called taste. "Taste ileum"? Eat chop suey!

Only in this way can we have fun.

B don't enjoy it

A what's wrong?

Ileum is sold out!