Funny jokes about collecting waste products.

The funny jokes about collecting waste products are as follows:

1. One day, a garbage collector saw a cardboard box on the road. He ran happily to take it away. But when he opened the carton, there was a live chicken in it! He froze, so did the chicken.

The garbage collector rummaged about in the trash can, and suddenly he found an old shoe. He said happily, "Wow! These shoes can be worn again! " Passers-by looked at him, trying to laugh but not daring.

The garbage collector came across a bottle, and he shook it vigorously to hear if there was any sound inside. Suddenly, a mouse fell out of the bottle! He froze, so did the mouse.

The garbage collector saw a sofa on the road. He said, "This sofa is beautiful. I want to take it away! " Passers-by couldn't help laughing when they saw him walking with the sofa on his back.

The garbage collector found a kitten in the trash can. He said, "This kitten is so cute, I want to take it home!" " The kitten looked up at him, trying to escape but unable to escape.

6. The garbage collector saw a broken bike and said, "This bike can still be ridden. I want to take it away! " Passers-by looked at him riding a broken bike, wanting to laugh but afraid to laugh.

7. The garbage collector found a puppy in the trash can. He said, "This puppy is so cute, I want to take it home!" " The puppy looked up at him and wagged its tail.

8. The scavenger saw a broken TV. He said: "This TV can still be watched. I want to take it away! " Passers-by watched him walk with a tattered TV, wanting to laugh but afraid to.

9. The garbage collector found a pig in the trash can. He said, "This pig is so cute, I want to take it home!" " Piggy looked up at him, trying to escape but unable to escape.

10, the rag collector saw a broken piano and said, "This piano can still play. I want to take it away! " Passers-by watched him play the broken piano, but they wanted to laugh but dared not.