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I never thought that my clock, my beautiful ancient clock, would make people in the whole town laugh at me. But it did happen.

One day, two strangers came in and sat down. "Welcome," I greeted them, then introduced them to the dishes in the restaurant. While they were eating, I happily calculated the price of the meal. It seemed like I could make a lot of money.

They had just finished drinking coffee when they started arguing. The young man said: "I tell you, Faruntes, no one can do this!"

The other man slapped his hand on the table, and the plate shook with such force "People Anyone can do it,” he shouted, “even the hotel owner can do it.”

Hearing them mention me, I walked towards their table. "Sir, what can be done?" I asked.

The younger guy didn’t look at me, but whispered to the other guy, “I bet 50 dollars that he can’t.”

“What are you talking about? "I asked again.

The older man smiled at me. "Oh," he said, "My friends and I were looking at that exquisite clock in your store. Oh my god, what an exquisite clock it is."

"It's very exquisite," I said, "That My father brought it."

The young man said: "We pay special attention to the slow and steady swing of the pendulum! My friend said that when the clock swings back and forth! At that time, anyone could easily stand in front of the clock for an hour, saying motionless, 'walk from here to there, from there back to here'

"Oh my God, of course it would be easy. "I laughed. "Actually, I often stand looking at my clock for more than an hour."

"Are you willing to bet with me? "The young man asked, staring at me seriously. "If you can do it, I will give you fifty dollars. If you can't do it, then it will be the opposite. "

"50 dollars? "I was surprised. "There are so many bets on such a simple thing. "

"Yes," he said, looking around the empty restaurant, "If you think it's too much, just give it 25 dollars! "

This sentence suddenly changed my mind, so do they think I am poor?

"I am willing to bet a hundred! "I yelled, but as soon as I said it, I regretted it. I paid for one hundred dollars. However, without saying a word, he took out one hundred dollars and handed it to his friend.

So I gave it to him. He put it with other money without counting. "He trusts me." I thought, "A gentleman of high moral character." So I decided to waive it after winning the bet. Their meal money.

"Here's the rule," he said, placing his gold watch on the table. "You must stand here and watch the clock for one hour. Every time the pendulum turns, You have to say, 'Go from here to there, and from there back to here', understand? "

I responded to him with a smile, feeling sure to win.

"I understand too. "The young man nodded.

"Okay" I walked towards the clock. It was on a shelf with what I thought was the signature dish. I stood there, with my back to the two of them. .

“Start,” he ordered.

“Go from here to there, and from there back to here. Go from here to there, and from there back to here. "My voice was loud and clear. As I spoke, I thought about many, many things. I first thanked God for giving me such a good wall clock, which was so good that it helped me earn my son's tuition money. I could give my wife a new coat, and maybe buy me a walking stick.

Time passed slowly, seven minutes, sixteen minutes. Eighteen points. Then I heard someone come in and close the door. I knew it was my friend. I could recognize his voice.

"Hey," he yelled, "What the hell are you doing?" Are you crazy talking nonsense about that pair of clocks? ”

The two strangers didn’t give any explanation. This made me very angry and changed my mind about giving them a free meal.

My friend actually started to pray, "My dear God, help my friend! Look, look at him!" He said to me gently, "I will put a coat on you." , but you go for a walk outside, the fresh air can heal you!”

But I kept saying, “Go from here to there, and from there back to here”

"Hey!" my friend said, this time his voice was rich and full of emotion. "Let me take you home, to your wife!"

I heard him walking towards My footsteps, worried that he would drag me away and cost me $100, I was so worried! I even picked up a plate and threw it behind me. The plate missed though.

"He's angry!" My friend said, "Hey, listen, if you stand still, you can keep talking, don't go anywhere, I'll be back soon, soon!"

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"Go from here to there, and from there back to here" I continued, angrily, I really want those two strangers to experience what I feel! He should explain it to my friend! This is so wicked! Minute by minute passed slowly. Oh my god, it goes by so fast. Until the door opened again.

"Hey!" he shouted. I didn't recognize his voice at first, until the next thing he said.

"What are you doing"

He is a tailor, a skilled but stupid man. When I said nothing, he ran out. When he came back, he brought a huge crowd with him!

"What a madman," said one person.

"Yeah," said another, "but what can we do to help him."

" We must take him to the hospital," others said.

So I'm going to explode, it's been forty-seven minutes, these idiots are going to get in my way. I grabbed two more plates and threw them back. This time I hit the mark, how could I miss it in such a crowded place!

There was silence, and I heard someone walking towards me cautiously. So I waited until he was close enough to me, and I kicked him backwards, only to hear the poor tailor scream in pain.

"Get the rope!" He shouted "Rope! We have to tie him up!"

The two people ran to find the rope, so I prayed that I would be able to wait until I got the money. Come back again!

A minute later, I heard the door being pushed open and closed again.

"Stay away from him, you guys!" It was my friend who came back, his voice trembling with worry

"Go from here to there, from there back to here "For the sake of the bet, I continued. The crowd was quiet." , I feel like this old man is really a fool. No one spoke, and the surroundings were quiet, accentuating the sound of the clock moving. Fifty-eight minutes have passed! In two minutes, the 100 yuan will be mine! My voice became weak and my mouth became dry. Then I suddenly heard the door open again, and a woman's cry came into my ears. It was my wife, she was back.

"God, please!" I prayed. "Don't let her come near me!" I couldn't throw anything at my wife, not even a small plate! Ten seconds, three seconds, two seconds, one second! I turned around quickly!

‘I won! I won! "I shouted, "Give me 100 dollars"

Everyone stared at me motionless

"I won a hundred dollars! "I shouted. "Uh... those two strangers, where are those two strangers? Where are they? What did you do to them? ”

“Oh my God, what a terrible disease! "The old man sighed and slowly shook his head. "It's out of cure."

"Those two people! "I shouted desperately, "I was still sitting there before! "

I told this story many times, and they finally believed me. But after they believed it, the laughter was so loud that the nearby town could hear it. So when they saw me later, they shouted: "Go from here to there, and from there back to here." That's why everyone who enters my restaurant will ask "What time is it?" and then leave with a smile.