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I'm back. Tell me.
2. Throw the deskmate out, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it out. The sleeping trough is gone. Well, it's not worth much anyway!
3. I don't know how expensive the meal is, and I don't know how fat I am without taking pictures.
4. Take the road you want to take while you are young. There is no reason not to break into houses.
5, spring is getting smaller and smaller, and the day of collapse is absolutely embarrassing.
6. When China is developed, let foreigners translate classical Chinese.
7. A girl who dares to swear when she is angry is always a hundred times stronger than a girl who always pretends to be delicate.
8, National Day is infinitely good, just take the exam in these few months.
9. I haven't copied it, but I didn't say I wouldn't copy it.
10, it's been so long since I started school, and there is no one in my class who can make me feel better.
1 1. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.
12, if you can't figure out my temper, don't just make excuses for me.
13, aren't you rich Why not let the ghost grind me?
14, when you put a goal you really want into action, fear will disappear.
15, do you find people who don't like you particularly ugly?
16, in fact, I am pure, so evil is fake.
17, acne is the last battle of youth and years on my face.
18, people live only day by day, as always, there is no difference, the tired tired, the play.
19, if I am not the only one for you, then you are only one for me.
20. If God can't make me thin, he will make my friend fat.
2 1, there was a road in the world, but there were too many people crowded, so there was no road.
22. Who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.
23. Why does the same tap water always feel that the kitchen is cleaner than the toilet?
24. I am not heartless. I've been hurt by you.
25, my dream will set sail, the compass of life will turn, no matter how big the storm, I will not hesitate.
I suspect that the hole in my house was lost more than ten years ago.
27. I want to be the first single eyelid actress in history. This ideal is big enough.
28. Women like the Eiffel Tower are beautiful and tenacious.
29. When someone said they hated me, I immediately laughed. Do I live to please you?
30. When I was a child, I got blisters on my feet.
3 1, who ever said that money can't buy time? Network management! Add two dollars. You said money can't buy love? Grandma, this is my gift.
I can't make everyone like me. Why should I live under the eyes of others?
Maybe life won't always smile at me, but I will always smile at it.
I just slapped my wallet, hoping it would swell up.
Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don't be too nice to me. I will be proud.
If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.
37. Always be a first-class version of yourself and always be a second-class version of others.
38. What about being abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself, and I love myself.
39. One day my name will appear in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife's stepmother.
40. I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.
4 1, I want you to know that Russia is beginning to like you, and you have no right to refuse.
42, nonsense life, hard nonsense
43. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account at the end of my life.
44. Don't use my sincerity as a bargaining chip.
If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.
46. If a person starts to neglect you, please leave him, and those who don't know how to cherish you don't give up.
47. No one can take anything that belongs to me!
48. If you don't like me, you can kill yourself or pretend to be blind.
49. Since you are a man, don't provoke other women.
50 years old, still on the road, there are snow-capped mountains that have not been turned over, rivers that have not been crossed, dragons that have not been killed, and handsome guys that have not been soaked.
Girl is a super drag personality phrase. I am in a bad mood. We are all princesses.
I'm paranoid, I'm sensitive, I'm neurotic, I'm obsessive-compulsive, hello, I'm neurotic.
Second, I have exhausted all my strength without you.
I'm sorry that my naivety bothered you. Thank you for being so sensible and pushing me away from me.
I am superman, I want to destroy all snacks on the earth ~
I don't know when my heart still hurts so much.
6. Are you still young? Listen to a few songs, and you will get old after a few intersections.
I thought I could, but I couldn't stop.
Eight, I am a thin man, I can count my ribs when I am sad!
Nine, [a person can be sad, can be sad, can be silent and unwilling, but can not indulge themselves, can not feel inferior, can not give up]
Ten, the flowers of the motherland, I step on one.
I like to get up in the morning to read the news or miss answering the phone. I like it when it's cold, and I'm told to wear more clothes.
It took me one day to fall in love with you, but three years to forget you.
1. Can you like me?
Thirteen, if my life is a movie, then you are the pop-up advertisement.
Fourteen, people are most afraid of being moved.
Fifteen, if the topic causes silence or perfunctory, it means that it has hit a soft spot.
I tried to get your attention.
If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.
18. Is it a nightmare or a terrible heart?
19.[ I'm just a sick child living in the dark]
Be nice to people who love you, ta is not easy.
Twenty-one, I am a fairy, and you are all princesses! !
Twenty-two, many things are often so sudden that they don't give me a chance to breathe.
Twenty-three, your name is only a few centimeters short, but it runs through me for such a long time. In fact, you don't know, you have always been my dream.
The saddest thing is not to shout, but to be unable to breathe in pain, my hands are shaking and I have to endure tears.
Twenty-five, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother knows me very well @
I am an outsider after all. Tell me about it.
1. After all, I failed him. Maybe in the eyes of outsiders, I'm just a vain woman, but in the end, I just hope you can get the world with peace of mind.
2. Forget that we are strangers in your heart after all, forget that I am an outsider in your heart after all, forget that I can't be trusted in your heart, and it is my wishful thinking to get along with you.
There seems to be no place for me in this world. No matter how hard I try, there will always be a moment when I suddenly feel like an outsider after all.
After all, you are an outsider, but if you push everyone away, everyone will live well.
I have known for a long time that the road must be taken by myself, and the choice must be decided by myself. Every time I stand on the roadside where people come and go and vehicles flow, I face unknown challenges and unknown lives. I know my heart is firm and strong. Because I have no other choice.
6. Recognize the fact that you are an outsider after all. Don't take yourself too seriously in the eyes of others. Lower your expectations and become less dependent, so you will find that you can live well, really.
7. I fell out of love today. Don't doubt. I brought it up. Maybe you are still using this software. I'm here to tell you that I love you, but I love myself more. I rely on you very much, but I can only rely on myself in the future. People other than myself are outsiders after all.
8. Every time I go home for dinner, I feel like an outsider and discredit my family behind that annoying person. After all, the wicked are the wicked. I haven't hugged a kitten for a long time. I like it too much to put it down. Trembling with cold, it's really cold at home. If you drink too much, you will fall asleep. Inexplicably sad, I gained 2.5 pounds after eating a meal. I am trying to lose weight. It's really hard. Good night, fairy!
9. No way. I became an outsider to that place after all.
10. Two people's mutual affection is only about two people. Too many outsiders are outsiders after all. Because they don't understand, there is no need to participate and it is impossible to have a reasonable understanding.
After all, I am still alone; After all, I am still used to being alone; After all, I am still an outsider.
12. After all, you are an outsider. I wish I had realized this earlier. There is nothing unhappy about it. You can't expect others to treat you as sincerely as your parents.
13. As soon as I turned on the computer at home, I found on the system that I was an outsider after all. People really need to be self-aware and well-known. Don't overestimate yourself, because you may be special in the eyes of others.
14. I finally realized that sentence, you are an outsider after all!
15. I suddenly feel that it is a very tragic thing for a woman to get married. The home you grew up in, the home you often miss after work, and the home with your parents and grandparents. After marriage, it can't be home, but your mother's home. And your husband's family is just your husband's family. After all, it is an outsider, not an ideal warm home. Yes, your husband is the only one. If your husband is no longer a husband, then you are completely homeless, just like a stray cat in the street.
16. Some people think that you are an outsider after all, just like a lukewarm stone.
17. What is life and death? We can't even go through the storm together. What is there to talk about? After all, you are an outsider.
18. After all, outsiders are no match for real family members, which often makes me feel deeply. The feeling between people is very special. I've felt this way before. As long as I think that I used to be a special existence for someone, I will feel-very sad and painful, which often makes me want to shout.
19. I'm just an outsider after all. Tfjj, I don't need to be educated. I don't know anything. I really don't know anything. All I know is that the person you like is really pathetic.
20. Quarrel with your husband, even if your in-laws stand up for you. Behind my back, my heart turned to my son, no matter whose fault it was. After all, you are an outsider. The mother-in-law who gave birth to her first daughter made five or six sets of cotton-padded clothes. When the second child was a daughter, he made two pairs of cotton trousers, which were not suitable for wearing, and people were too lazy to change them and put them in our room. Marriage is a routine, and the rest of my life is a trap.
2 1. Some people, no matter how beautiful she looks and how beautiful she speaks, are outsiders after all.
22. It is better to be a boy. No matter how much injustice and injury you suffer outside, home is home when you get home. Girl, when you get married, you have no home. Even if you suffer more grievances and injuries, your family will never go back, and your husband's family will always be an outsider. Daughter-in-law has shortcomings after all In their eyes, be thrifty, be strong, do everything, take care of children and make money! The point is that I haven't met a considerate husband yet. His parents will always be parents, and it will always be his wife who does something wrong! This marriage is really desperate!
23. After all, I am an outsider, right, so my relatives can forgive me for making ten mistakes ~ and I yawn.
24. If you can't go into your heart and write down your dreams, then no matter how much you pay, you are an outsider.
25. After all, you are an outsider, and you have to leave after all! Staying is an outsider to anyone who really cares!
26. An outsider is an outsider! I thought I could, I thought I could, I tried my best to be a lovely daughter-in-law, but I am a daughter-in-law after all, and I will always be an outsider! If a woman marries you far away, the whole family looks down on her or complains about her. If you understand that she loves her, you must protect her, indulge her family to say bad words, never forgive half a sentence, and finally divorce, only to find that the woman is pitiful and hateful!
Talk about QQ personality
1, if you are not satisfied with me, please come and tell me directly, and don't go to others to vent your feelings that you have nowhere to put.
I was not forced to marry you. It's just cooked rice. I'm getting married.
Love is something that makes us cry, but we still want it willingly.
4. 100 years have passed, and I can't remember how to write the word "give up"!
I have survived many hardships, and now I am indifferent and unhappy.
6. I am not a born king, but I have blood in my bones that won't let me admit defeat.
7. Growth is destined to be a road that one seeks and undertakes, and it is destined to compete with time alone.
You don't have to be my friend, but how long can you be my enemy?
9. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.
10, blue is one of my favorites, so I miss the sky and the sea.
1 1. When you curse, I will smile and say that this person is probably brain-dead.
12, for those hypocritical people, I really want to fan her hypocritical heart.
13, when you desperately want to keep a person's feelings, that instant feeling of humility is disgusting.
14, summer vacation, who remembers what day it is today, and the baby who doesn't remember automatically stands up!
15, I, a friend of mine, a classmate of mine, and other children all said that the Big Four could not be surpassed.
16. When I have the ability to leave, I will never stay for half a second.
17, now when I hear your name, I won't turn my head in a reflex, but I will suddenly freeze.
18, big brother, you like quiet girls, but which girl will be very calm when she sees big brother!
19, girl, can you not be timid in front of people, even if you are flustered, you will still leave arrogantly.
20. Sorry, the user is too ugly to set the signature setting.
2 1, the toilet is safe, because when boys chased you in primary school, you always ran into the toilet at the first time.
22. The salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.
23. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that won't die if you bleed for a week.
24. Be careful when you have long hair and waist size, and be careful when your hair moves.
25. Don't cry even if something terrible happens! Remember, when you cry, bitch will laugh!
26. My dream is to stand at the height admired by ten thousand people and look down on those who once looked down on me.
27. My face is reflected in the big French window, and the emptiness of my eyes and the coolness of my heart are in your eyes.
28. You laugh at my few friends, and I pity many of your friends for their insincerity.
29. I have been thinking about what the first person who discovered that milk can be drunk did to the cow!
30. Teenagers are not reckless, but bold and presumptuous. I wonder where the theme came from when they were old.
3 1, no one has ever surprised me, making me cry and want to laugh.
32. Don't be brave for the girl you still love after breaking up. Your eyes are so beautiful, how can you use them to shed tears?
33. I'm not beautiful, I don't pretend, I don't drag, I don't mix and I'm not gentle, but I have the capital to make you like me!
When someone insults you, remember that lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.
35. I quite agree with the saying that summer homework can never be finished!
36. When you come out to mix, you always have to return the keywords. They make us cry, and we make them bleed.
Tell me how cheap you are, and I'll tell you which jiaozi doesn't have a blade.
Don't think that you have a high position in school. In fact, your position is your seat.
39. If you can't recover, you must know how to let go, and you can't have what has passed away.
40. You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity your many insincere friends.
4 1, when will you suddenly find my goodness and hold me with a low eyebrow and a little smile?
42. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
43. Don't look for ridiculous reasons to do something wrong, because I'm crazy.
44. It's a holiday, so I have to do my homework carefully. As a result, I suddenly found that I couldn't finish writing!
45. May I always be passionate about you, no matter how long it takes, no matter the ends of the earth.
46. I will pay attention to you in a way you know or don't know, and see your final fate.
47. I'm thinking about a question, what will happen to our QQ after we die.
48. I am not a born king, but there is blood in my bones that won't let me bow my head.
What matters is not where we are, but which direction we are going.
50. Some fools make excuses for each other even if they get a knife, as if knowing that the other person is in trouble, the wound will not hurt.
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