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Kneeling for Degang Guo's "Your Highness, Get Up" line is urgent! ! ! Kneel and beg

Guo: Crosstalk is related to the art of language. Many people say you are simple, but in fact you are not simple at all. Simple is really simple. But it is not easy to do this. Y: oh.

Guo: There are no good or bad crosstalk performers, only those who can't. Y: Oh, such a difference.

Guo: It's crosstalk, buddy. That's good. This is not good. It's not that complicated. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: That's right. This is about crosstalk, not crosstalk. Y: no

Guo: What's the problem? No, it's that simple. Think about it. For example, you watch Beijing Opera. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Singing and fighting are all real swords and guns. I was bored on the stage for three hours. Do you think this ticket is well spent? If I want to find her, I can't come. Y: Oh, yes, I didn't.

Guo: That's right. Look at that ballet dancer. Jumped here on tiptoe for three hours. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: You can't come. It's worth it

Y: no

Guo: Wushu observer. Chop the axe with a big knife, and here use a light machete.

Guo: You can't come either: the flowers haven't been spent yet.

Guo: You said no, you said cross talk, you can say it, I can say it, you have to listen to me before you spend time.

Guo: Why is that?

Y: that's something to consider. Guo: High-tech.

Y: hi ~, this is high-tech.

Guo: This is high-tech. Language art, everyone's understanding and expression of humor is different. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Crosstalk artists are always thinking about this problem. You will laugh when you hear the same sentence. In another way, you wouldn't laugh. Y: oh.

Guo: performer Yu Qian, no one laughed. Yes

Guo: When the performers are modest, everyone laughs.

Y: Alas, alas, you can't just say that.

Guo: That's different. We always have to study this when we have nothing to do, including who is talking to whom. We listened and stood by. Oh, language is regular: Oh.

Guo: You asked us to say the same thing. For example, add some blank wordpad words. Y: Oh, yes, here it is.

Guo, pull it. It's good. Please sit down and drink water. Y: There are function words.

Guo: There are always empty words, but you don't have this. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Come on, please (stand) sit down and drink water. Hello (hair: river). This is a lawsuit. Y: No, I can't.

Guo: Sometimes girls like to say, Yo, Yu: That's right.

Guo: Miss Beijing, hey, why did you leave? Yes, yes. But there are rules: what are the rules? Guo: Yo, here we are first. Y: Oh, first of all.

Guo: Yo, just put it in the back. Y: that won't do.

Guo: Why? Where are you going? Yo! Y: oh. This is stepping on your foot. What is this?

Guo: There are also many rules in language, including the two of us saying: hmm.

Guo: For example, when I was walking in the street, I saw Teacher Yu. Come out of a small pink house by the road. Y: I can go in.

Guo: Sun Yue's birthday treat.

Y: Hey, where can I come from? I have to go there. Guo: I met you on the road. Ah, when they were talking. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Yo, Qian Ge Yu: It's me. Guo: Ah, it's good.

Y: good.

Guo: Take it home and sit down. Y: Thank you.

Guo: Is it normal? My voice ratio: hmm.

Guo: Because I initiated the language: Oh.

Guo: Keep your voice down when you answer. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: This is a sign of modesty and courtesy. Y: Is it the other way around? Guo: It's outrageous. Y: Mm-hmm.

Guo: (Shen) Yo, Qian Geyu: (Gao) Hello Guo: (Low) What are you doing? Y: (Gao) I'm going out for a walk. Guo: (low) Let's sit: (high) Thank you. Guo: How did you die? You are not feeling well.

Guo: There is a lot of knowledge in language. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Including ancient Chinese, classical Chinese, Putonghua, local dialects, slang and common sayings. Include not only the old Beijing dialect, but also some new languages. Many new languages did not exist in the past.

Y: new language?

Guo: Including the children in Beijing in the past, they said some things, such as long families, short spoken English and one-liners. These things, sometimes you find it useful to chat with your daily friends.

Guo: But in special grand occasions, new languages are generally not used. Y: Tell me about it. Guo: For example, Yu: Hmm.

Guo: For example: Ah.

Guo: For example, today is the teacher's wedding. Oh, it's a wedding.

Guo: Alas, this is a wedding. I am the master of ceremonies. Yu: Moderator. K: OK. Y: of course.

Guo: I put all the nonsense I learned together. Moderator: Ah.

Guo: When this matter is over, we will do it. Y: This should be fun. Guo: Ladies and gentlemen. Y: alas, that's right. Not bad, Guo: Ladies and gentlemen, tightrope. Y: huh?

Guo: The fourth young boss, the parents of both sides. Dad, mom, Lao Dou. Yu: What a mess. Guo: Today is a good day.

Guo: Yu Qian is getting married today. Y: well, that's right.

Guo: This man is as tired as a grandson tonight: What?

Guo: Everyone wanted to talk to me, so I just said it casually. Y: whatever.

Guo: See if Milla has been photographed.

Guo: Everyone is puzzled. This guy is almost fifty-two. How can he get married? I didn't mention y: no money. Guo: Actually, it is not. Y: right.

Guo, it doesn't depend on the right honey. Y: What a mess. Where is it? Guo: I haven't picked the right girl yet. Y: oh, oh, oh.

Guo: This daughter-in-law won't stay. Oh, my wife.

Guo: I'm so hung up that I didn't even get the water racket ready. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: You see, Vienna can tell him: Yes.

Guo: Later, all the oriental tube blanks have been there. Y: wow.

Guo: I tore it with a boy and a girl in the street the other day. Y: it's a fight.

Guo: Yes, people are jumping around. Y: What are these?

Guo: Pay for that, three times and two times. Two big numbers. Yu: cut hi ~

Guo: My grandson stopped eating. Yes

Guo: Isn't this a wedding? Good days are: ah.

Guo: Everyone should eat and drink.

Guo: The bridal chamber can be noisy. Y: oh.

Guo: But don't watch porn.

Y: I haven't heard of it. What is this? Guo: Look at this. That's ridiculous. Y: right.

Guo: These languages have been discovered, refined and put on the stage, which can be used as performance programs. Y: Well, that's it.

Guo: Crosstalk is not for lazy people. Y: oh.

Guo: Read more books and study more if you have nothing to do.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: He is the one who likes studying in the background. Y: I like reading.

Guo: Nothing to practice. Ah, open the rice paper ... Yu: Eh, ok, I'll write this long name again.

Guo: You know I love to say this. The difference between Chinese characters and foreign characters is: Oh.

Guo: Chinese characters make sense. Foreign characters are in "How do you say this?

Guo: China's Chinese characters are very reasonable. Y: oh.

Guo: For example, the character of Damen. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Just look at it.

Y: write it like this.

Guo: Door frame. You can tell at a glance. A door reads: Yes.

Guo: There is a horizontal character in it.

Guo; This word is pronounced latch.

Y: I'm very particular.

Guo: Latch the latch and hang the door. Y: mm-hmm

Guo: There is an ear in the gate. Yu: This word is pronounced Guo: It means yes.

Guo: There are ears on the door. Y: Have you ever heard of Guo: A man in the door said a word: flash.

Guo: A figure flashed: Oh.

Guo: read goodness. There is a Yu Qian in the door: this word?

Guo: Lottery tickets.

Y: You are the tortoise. Inside is a turtle shell: it means longevity. Y: Don't pick up nice words. Guo: Chinese characters make sense.

Guo: Ah, a foreign character is in love: What is this?

Guo: Let's go, all of us. In today's society, unless you know a foreign language, you can't deal with people. Y: that's right. I can say a word and a half. Guo: It's difficult to communicate.

Y: right.

Guo: English sound, Japanese sound, Korean sound, painting Chinese painting, Ayu: painting Chinese painting, you are not human.

Guo: Come on, do it again. Fa! French law! Hello, Frenchman Guo: French. Y: right.

Guo: Alas, success depends on success.

Guo: Every country has a different language.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: This is related to his national background and national quality.

Guo: Take English for example: English.

Guo: Are you familiar with English? I can speak a word or two of English. Guo: I can wait for you in front of the eye bar. Y: Yes.

Guo: For example, this is, isn't it?

Yes, I know.

Guo: Thank you. Anyway, everyone in front of the bar knows: Yes.

K: OK, that makes sense. Better than if it is: good? Guo: Better than: Right.

Guo: Better than never.

Guo: Very good. Yu: That's right. Guo: Best Yu: What is this?

Guo: Hao Gang (Degang Guo) Yu: I have never heard of it.

Guo: Great. Y: Hi, it's you.

Guo: Er, yes, that's me. Is this the simplest word? Yes

Guo: Yes means yes, no means no.

Y: right.

Guo: But without a word "no", you can hear the dignity behind the British. Y: what's the matter

Guo: I am very serious about myself. I am a gentleman of that lineage. I can do whatever I want. No, it doesn't seem easy to understand just by talking. Y: ah.

Guo: Well, let's perform: Oh, this can still be performed.

Guo: For example, we are two Englishmen now.

Guo: At the end of the conversation, do you want to say this? No, I want to say it.

Guo: Let everyone see that English is a hard language. Guo: OK?

Yes, yes.

Guo: Let me see, this requires an identity background: someone must be there.

Guo: So from now on, you are His Royal Highness the Prince of England. Y: My name is Wang. : ok?

Y: great.

Guo: Haha, you are His Royal Highness Prince Charles of England. Y: I didn't die here. If I die, I will die.

Y: Oh, I can't. This Guo: Yu: Ai Guo: Charles

Y: yes.

Guo: His Royal Highness Prince Charles

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I play the husband of the Queen of England. It's a winter morning … Yu: Stop telling stories. I'm not playing Prince Guo: What are you playing?

Y: This is my son Guo: Taking advantage of others.

Y: When you were in England, you were still using it. Guo: You didn't kiss him. You can't even do it.

K: OK, OK. Y: you can change it.

Guo: So you are still the British prince Yu: Well, what about you?

Guo: I am the head of the British royal family. Y: Eh, this will do.

Guo: Is that all right? Y: No problem.

Guo: I am responsible for all your work and life. I am responsible for: taking care of daily life.

Guo: Yes.

Y: ok.

Guo: I am Lao Wang, the head of the British royal family. Y: Lao Wang? Where did such an old king come from? Guo: I don't know the name. Just called Lao Wang?

Guo: Just call this Lao Wang, and I will serve you in your daily life and work: from scratch.

Guo: Well, let's start your day with: Good morning.

Guo: Prince, you can't say that you get up at 7 am and go to work by bike. This is outrageous.

K: Let's make an appointment. All right.

Guo: I woke up at 10 in the morning.

Y: neither too early nor too late. Guo: Is it better than: Yes.

Guo: Er, ten o'clock. I walked out of the office and said, oh.

Guo: Come to the door of your bedroom.

Guo: The guards stand down.

Y: no

Guo: I pushed open the door of your bedroom and went in: Hello.

Guo: Step on the palm-thick carpet.

Y: yes.

Guo: Come in step by step and open the velvet curtain. Too particular.

Guo: Take out the stove.

Jade: This prince should have been caught in the gas, so he burned the stove. Guo: If you take out the urinal again, I will be in the whole room. Guo: Then I'll come to you and say, mm-hmm.

Guo bowed gently: Ah.

Guo: Good morning, Your Highness. Time to get up.

Guo: Open the quilt and come in: Oh ~

Guo: Come in through the skylight: Mm-hmm.

Guo: The sun shines on your face and ass.

Y: Wait a minute. The sun in England is a little weird. This photo shows two places. Guo: Are these two windows separate?

Guo: Two beams of sunlight shine on the sun.

Y: You can't look at your face or your ass.

Guo: Your posture in bed is pouting and your face is sideways.

Y: What a mess. This is ... He ignored me. I looked for him. Guo: Your Highness Yu: Yes.

Guo: It's time to get up. If you allow me, I will gently lift your shoulder and turn around for you.

Guo: Let me put on your underwear first. Y: Then I'll be naked. Guo: Sleep naked ~

Y: Why do I sleep naked?

Guo: First-class sleep. Put on shorts: Oh.

Guo: Put on a white crotch vest. What should I do to visit the bird market? Guo: Put on trousers and socks. Oh, my God, yeah.

Guo: Long pants stuffed with socks: Oh, it's too thin. Guo: Wen (read: Bao) and Yu: Alas, that's all right. Guo: Gently mix them with you: Mm-hmm.

Guo: Help get out of bed and come in: Oh.

Guo: Sitting behind your desk: Oh, I have to work.

Guo: It seems that you are still not fully awake.

Y: oh.

Guo: lazy (imitating) Yu: I'm dying.

Guo: I took two pillows and put them on your lower back. Otherwise, you can't sit still.

Guo: Sit down and take a white towel to wipe the saliva off your body first: I'm paralyzed.

Guo: It all flows to the navel.

Y: Oh, this towel is not enough. Guo: I brought another piece of paper: mm-hmm.

Guo: It's folded and put it here on your nose. Wake up! Y: huh? Guo: Work hard. Guo: Wake up! Y: that's all.

Guo: Put it away (snap your fingers in the air and make a "cough" sound). Outside, I have your personal bodyguard to wait on me.

Guo: Come in with your golden washbasin. We'll wait for you to wash it: it's also exquisite.

Krishnamurti: Ah, your highness. Start washing? You thought for a moment (imitating) Yu: How do you know? I thought for a moment. Guo: Yes, your highness. I brought a white towel and got it wet.

Guo: (Action) Yu: Where are the shoes polished? Guo: A cup for gargling.

Y: ah.

Guo: The toothbrush is crowded. Dip it in water. Too detailed.

Guo: Pinch your mouth (action)

Y: huh? (Action completed) My teeth have all fallen out. Guo: I poured water on it. Y: (Action) I'm ready to eat. Y: It doesn't matter if you swallow it or lift it. Guo: Oh, I have to wash it.

Y: Nonsense, this can't be folded. Guo: Wipe the table (click+click) Yu: Call someone else.

Guo: The door opened and a dining car of pure silver came in: all good things. Guo: The big silver plate is covered with: Hmm.

Guo: I waved them out.

Y: it's all gone.

Guo: Your Highness, would you like to have breakfast? Your Highness thought for a moment: What's the matter? Guo: That's right.

You still know me. Guo: (Action) Steaming, leek box.

Yu: Destroyed the silver plate. Guo: (Action) Your Highness, it's too hot to eat leek boxes today.

Guo: The leek box came from the east and fell off.

Guo: (Action) Yu: Keep eating.

Guo: The leek box is an oriental delicacy.

Guo: (action)

Y: It's all smashed to pieces.

Guo: Your Highness (action), you pout (action) in: Yo.

Guo: Shun went in. Yu: Mm-hmm.

Guo: This hand holds the hair.

Y: huh?

Guo: Let's squeeze this hand. (Action) Chew.

Y: oh, my god. (Stop me) Okay, okay. This, this, this tooth fell out. But there was a small chisel (action): ooh (stop me), and even died last night. Guo: Wipe your face (action) is full of stuffing (action): I spilled it all over. Guo: Withdraw.

Y: Here comes the second bus. Guo: Your Highness, let's start eating snacks. Y: Let's eat.

Guo: Your Highness muses (imitates) Jade: This is Guo: Eat!

Y: how nice!

Guo: Open the lid. It contains the freshest honey sausage. I'm too lazy to think about it, honey sausage. Guo: Take intestines from pigs killed and live pigs this morning. Raw?

Guo: raw large intestine, honey stains. I want to vomit ~ Jade: Oh, forget it. Guo: This big plate (action) is well put, and the whole pig intestine is: hmm.

Guo: Please have a snack, your highness. Take chopsticks and find this sausage head: Oh.

Guo: Open (move) this bowel head and block it in your mouth. Hmm: hmm? !

K: The order is very cooperative. Liu Zhi (emoticon+action)

Y: this is a good strength.

Guo: Almost (click). Pile up the heads of intestines. Withdraw!

Y: just a moment. I made this intestine, and after I made it, I removed the head. Then I'll eat from this intestine. What did I eat? This is Guo: whoever eats it knows.

Y: This is indecent.

Guo: Right, right. Wipe your face with a towel. Wipe those things off your mouth.

Guo: The right half is full of leeks.

Guo: I started giving medicine to my peers. This is an insecticide. This is a medicine for treating diabetes. I eat honey, and I eat it in the large intestine. Guo: (Action) It lowers blood pressure. Guo: It lowers blood fat. oh

Guo: The rest of assisted breathing: Yo.

Guo: (Action) Bring water to help defecate. Stop shaking. Guo: (Action) Yu: This has to be turned over.

Guo: Swallow, help you up and take off your pants. Change the diaper. I should say the urine is completely wet. Guo: It's too soon. Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: I changed into a clean suit. Your highness is sitting here. (Imitation) Yu: No, that posture.

Guo: Your Highness's expression is very pleasant.

Y: with pleasure? how do you know Am I (imitating) pleasure?

Guo: I'm going to report my work next, Your Highness: There are some important documents for you to sign: Oh.

Guo: We have to hurry, because it's time for dinner after signing. Y: It's been a day. It's been a long day. Guo: Nonsense, you have played it three times. What a good boy!

Guo: Er, at the beginning of this time, English grammar will be used soon.

Y: I can also talk.

Guo: Of course, of course, you talk more than: not much to say.

Guo: Eh, many times it's just an expression or a very simple syllable.

Guo: Eh, would you like to? Do you think it's okay? If you don't think you can. Just say "hmm ~" in: oh ~ as a sign, Guo: it means "hmm" in: saving a lot of sounds. Guo: Well, the key time is: the last sentence.

Guo: Dear Your Highness Turtle.

Y: Er (stop me) Wait a minute. Your Highness? Guo: It should be? H: Your Highness.

K: Your Royal Highness.

Y: ah.

Guo: I have a few things to report to you.

Y: say it

Guo: The Cotinat Islands in the Indian Ocean are to be incorporated into the British territory. Its total area is 746 times that of Britain. Let's leave now. Yu: Hmmm ~ (negative) Guo: Dissolved on the spot in: Ah ~ (positive) Guo: Hmmm, and one more thing: Hmmm.

Guo: Three years ago, we launched more than 300 spaceships into outer space, requesting to land at: mm ~ (negative) Guo: Where to go: mm ~ (positive).

Guo: Your Highness, do children also eat leek boxes? Y: hmm ~ (definitely)

Guo: There is also good news. The princess has successfully joined the world: huh? I've never heard of this. Guo: Don't talk about it inside, say ... Yu: No.

K: Well, ok. See, guys, the expressions in front of you are all foreshadowing. Y: ah.

Guo: This last one is not here: Yes.

Guo: Show the dignity of the royal family: Then I have to stop Guo: Eh, the English grammar is: That's it?

Guo: Eh. Actually, you also have this no in Korea. Y: Did Korea say that? Guo: Korea won't say no, Ani Yu: Ani.

Guo: Arnie, just don't: Arnie.

Guo: Yes, shall we try Korean again?

Y: Return to acting.

Guo: Now you are the prince of Korea, OK Yu: There are princes everywhere.

Guo: I walked into your palace at ten o'clock in the morning, and you were still awake. Why do you want me to do it again? cannot stand

Guo: Oh, ok, ok, change it. You are the prince of Korea. You go out to visit and give a speech. Oh, I'm going to travel. This is possible.

Guo: Mr. Park Yisheng.

Y: I have never done anything else in my life.

Guo: Your father is our old king: Mr. Park: Hey, well, we have both quantity and quality. Guo: Your grandfather's father's name is Mr. Park Youle. Yu: That's a lovely name. Guo: Now Lao Huang died in: Ah.

Guo: Are you doing this for the stability of the country? Oh ~

Guo: Just go out for an inspection.

Y: inspection

Guo: Come to our site today and give a speech to 3000 audiences: Ah, yes.

Guo: I am your translator. I still talk.

Guo: That's what you said. Look at a state: no.

Guo: It's not necessarily true, just about the same. His momentum is: mainly talk about this momentum. Guo: Finally, Arnie: You just translate Guo: I just translate Guo: OK, OK, OK, OK? Y: no problem.

Guo: Ah, hello to the 3000 audience at the scene. I am very glad to meet you here. Now I'd like to introduce our respected Korean prince Park Yi-sung.

Y: Don't mention the name, okay? Let's get down to business. Guo: Well, Mr. Park drifted from east to west in our capital. That means going from east to west. Guo: Go east, go west: Yes.

Guo: Drift south and drift north.

Y: Yes, go south and go north.

Guo: Oh, it floated to us today.

Guo: Your Highness has a lot to say to us. Due to the language problem, please try to respect it. Thank you. Please ask Mr. Park to speak: (I can't help it) Guo: That's what it means. No one knows.

Y: (thinking) The front wheels don't turn, and then the wheels turn to Smecta. (Please come back to translate)

Guo: Is it over?

Y: Just one sentence, turn it over.

Guo: That's right. Well, your highness is very happy. He said he was glad to be on the scene. She was a little nervous when she faced 3000 people at a time. Thank you for your applause and laughter and respect for him. He introduced himself to himself. His name is Park Yisheng and his father is Park Ren Meng. Y: Not yet.

Guo: Grandpa's name is Piao Piao Piao. He said he was young and she was glad to come to us. He said it once, not afraid of the second time. He said that he remembered a Tang poem by China, but he forgot it for a long time, so he couldn't go on. But he knows that we are not far away. The future head of South Korea. He said that in the future, everyone will treat him as a relative, and he will treat you as his own. Therefore, it is pointed out that your highness is in a happy mood today. In addition, he wants to send you a sentence: He said, I wish you all happiness forever: (at a loss) Did I say that much? Guo: Your Highness has something important to say.

Y: (in the making) (in body language) Why doesn't Armani take a beautiful road? Gajili recorded Geely's bad luck (I came, you pushed me back). Geely recorded Cenbulu's silence (I came again, you pushed me back) and waved the household registration card loudly. It's too late for Geely to block the road.

Guo: Your Highness said thank you.

Y: that's it. This Korean is too verbose.

Guo: Oh, this is very happy. His royal highness decided to express his gratitude by dying. Huh? ! (motioning with his hand) Guo: Eh ~

Ah, Arnie, Arnie.

K: Very good. This is what Koreans say no: this is a country.