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Comment on a short humorous sentence 1:

1 After all, I want to be a handsome man quietly!

You obviously like me, but you didn't tell me. Don't say that. I want to be quiet. who is it? You tell me who the fuck it is first.

3, if you don't take the test 150, it is 250, and the foundation is not solid!

4. Don't give me negative energy, okay? No, honey, that's interesting energy!

In junior high school, a teacher who is usually very strict copied the questions on the blackboard and said, I'm sorry for copying the wrong line. When the class was quiet, the deskmate in Class Two roared loudly because I stepped on his dropped pen: You are blind.

6. The teacher gave motion sickness medicine during the spring outing, and the result said, who wants to take birth control pills!

7. People who can play serial stories should not force themselves to dress up as rabbits.

8, funny than funny, I am not funny ... suddenly become funny one day. ...

9. I went shopping with my mother and picked out a pair of pants for 800 yuan. The salesman said I could get a 20% discount. Mother said: My son is more selective and never wears clothes at a discount. After that, he dragged me to another store and helped me choose a pair of pants. He asked, are these pants on sale? The salesman shook his head: Sorry, there is no discount. old

Mom readily took out 40 yuan and said, OK, I'll take it.

10, Tiger Funny Ratio: How much did Kim Funny Ratio bring? Jin Dou pen took 130, looked at it and replied: I brought 30. . .

Comment on a short humorous sentence 2:

1, don't mention those bad guys, they are all guys with opposite sex and inhumanity.

2, you can't just lose your mind, but keep your image, right?

3. Happiness. Where are you waiting for me? I'll run over.

4. At the beginning of life, nature is good, you are naughty, and I am naughty.

There are more people who wear unsafe clothes outside but look safe these days.

6. Both the dean and the headmaster fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives.

7, knowledge comes to my head, you come to your head, too small for me to get in.

Logger Vick, I help you cut down trees, and you call me Qiang.

9, funny personality: people are really fun to live, and it is also fun to live and die.

10, who said: loneliness, emptiness, cold; You can give him back: get dressed and go out.

1 1, automatically logged in for a long time, and finally forgot the password.

1 1, chemical uncle Meng ~ holding the data cable, facing the most naughty baby in the first row: annoying again! Believe it or not, I'll blow you! He was bombarded by students!

12, I forgot to take my medicine today. I feel cute!

13, today the physics teacher said that deep breathing can only be done once, because. . . . High spirits, then decline, three and exhausted! ! !

14, do you have E.coli in your brain?

15, are you a tease invited by the monkey?

16, you are my Youlemei. I can throw you away after drinking ~

17. If you are killed while playing a game, don't be angry and don't rush to recharge RMB, because sometimes people can become strong without RMB. In fact, you just need to spend time to do the task and strengthen the equipment bit by bit. It won't be long before you find that no one can do it for a second.

It takes three seconds for the other party to kill you.

18, the time is funny, and I feel quite embarrassed to suddenly give a stage this time.

19, Math: You have a hole in your head!

20. Math teacher: I don't care whether you are a good student or a bad student. Say it and get out!

2 1, the deskmate Amao said that girls with flat breasts are actually easy to get along with because they are approachable.

22. I don't want to fall in love, just as I want to be seen by others!

23. My physics teacher explained that there is gravity between molecules. There is attraction between molecules, such as snot, which is getting longer and longer. Like Lamian Noodles, keep pulling! He's Hu Jianren, and he's talking in peace, which is very interesting.

24. Do you dare to say yes when I call you SB?

25, our class teacher, the chemistry teacher, will be proud to say that if a student is vomited by her, he will not look at who is the boss in this class!

26. I sweep my moral integrity

27. I am a man ! ! I just came to see you interesting people! ! !

28. A young monk asked the abbot: Master, can I smoke while I am chanting? The abbot said angrily, no! Another young monk asked, Master, can I recite the scriptures when I smoke? Abbot: Of course!

29.L 1: next, let's look at article a.

3 1. If I win this competition, can I go to China to receive the prize?

32. At that time, the Chinese teacher was talking about poetry appreciation in recent years. We just turned them out, and it was too late to remember when we clicked on them. Some people in our class say they are too old to report them! Then the Chinese teacher said, you beg me, beg me and I will report again.

33. This question is great! When I hit the table with my hand, it almost fell apart!

34. Stand up if this question is wrong. I remember I wrote this note at the beginning, right on the blackboard. You, copy the word saturation 50 times!

As long as you don't think she hates you. It's a good start. Who cares? You can learn jokes and make her laugh with your funny ratio. I still can't control myself in serious cases. Just squeeze it into your thighs.

Comment on humorous short sentence 3:

1. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck, but their grades are generally not good.

2. What is a real brother? Is to stand up and be his woman when my brother needs a woman.

That man, stop fooling around and come to my hukou book.

It is not a problem to slap him with the help of mosquitoes.

5. Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't ~

I can't go shopping. As soon as I go shopping, I find myself lacking everything! !

7. Your love is as deep as the sea, so I jumped into the sea.

8. People say that women are like clothes; Brothers are like brothers. Today is my half-year anniversary of streaking.

9. It's good to listen to English songs. I'm not tired of listening for half a year, because I don't understand.

10. When passing downstairs, I accidentally knocked over a row of bicycles and was witnessed by a wild cat. It's over, it's another shame of mankind. ﹊

1 1. The future son will give you a father @

12. Gotta go. See you at the same table! Girlfriend herself! Bye, girlfriends! Goodbye, teacher! Principal ... give me my tuition back! ! !

13. If you wake up, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt. After June, there will be no chance.

14. I have more fans on Sina than you!

15. I used to be a schoolmaster, too, until one day I wanted to see the world of slag, but I couldn't find my way back.

Comment and say something interesting.

1, I usually scold you, and you will know that you are wrong when you listen, so forget it. If you don't listen, you will know that I am both civil and military! The most interesting thing in history is what I told you last year. It took you five months and three days to reply to me this year. Wow! Quick response!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter and I am still reading the catalogue. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits! Ah, what a painful understanding.

4, praise, anger praise, crazy praise, praise, praise, jump off a building, invincible praise, vomiting blood praise, national praise, inexplicable praise, infinite praise, praise, praise must be praised, the best in history, praise and praise, praise to the end.

5. Gautama Siddharta created Buddhism. Jesus created Christianity. Muhammad created Islam. Not to be outdone, I also created sleep (teaching).

6. Why do you always look at me evasively? Do you like me? I'm sorry, I can't bear to look straight.

7. After reading what you said, I can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, strange in plot and full of ups and downs.

8. At the beginning of school, I found that the students in my class were all cold queens, good students and fresh sunshine teenagers. Now that I think about it, it really ruined my kaleidoscope sharingan!

9. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social differentiation, stabilize social order and promote Socialism with Chinese characteristics's modernization, lend me 200 yuan!

10, why do you usually take off your coat in team battles? If you take off your pants, you always feel that something is wrong and the atmosphere is strange.

1 1, your face can be compared with the city wall! Don't show off your thick skin here. Don't worry, you dare not say first even if you say second.

12, what department does this student want to join? I want to join the canteen! I live like a joke, but I still expect someone to give me a fairy tale.

13, no one can stop the footsteps of the soy sauce party. Only those who enter our sauce door can realize the avenue of sauce, the origin of sauce cultivation, the true nature of sauce and the true spirit of sauce. Sauce is the only one in the world and the only one on the earth, which is the glory of sauce. Why do we sauce people cherish it?

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15, ok! Although this reply is only one word, it deeply expresses the deep blessing and deep-rooted feelings of the respondent. It can be said that it is concise and eloquent, which makes people cry, indicating that the respondents have solid writing skills, handy writing style and terrible innovation ability. Plus ending with an exclamation point, the finishing touch, wonderful pen and flowers, far-reaching artistic conception, taking care of the last article and subliming the theme)

16. Like the landlord, I am a good boy who writes so well, knows music, looks good, is as soft as water, has a catkin, and is polite. To tell the truth, I can hit ten at a time!

17, honey, I'm sorry to bother you. We are really helpless to reply to you here. Your order number: E6592322425 155** The Aoi sora version of the self-inflating doll you snapped up in our store within a limited time gave us a bad review. Seriously affected the sales of small stores. I hope you can change it to praise in your busy schedule. Thank you. You couldn't get through on the phone, and Wangwang didn't reply. We have no choice but to do so. Please forgive us.

18, xx, I already asked what you asked me to ask for you last time. Failure to erect may be caused by excessive masturbation. Excessive masturbation can easily lead to inflammation of prostate, which in turn leads to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply to my private letter before, so I replied directly.

19, if you go out like this, no one will call you scum and beast, because you didn't participate, and you are even worse than them.

20, the first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

2 1, Ten Years of Life and Death, Pleasant Goat, Big Big Wolf. Shunk beta, blue cat's words are very sad. Even if we meet, we shouldn't know, saint, the Monkey King. Old people talk about juvenile madness, treat kidney deficiency, and do not contain sugar. Golden hat mink, top seven for laundry. In order to repay the satrap of the whole city, for three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. Come back to China suddenly at night and learn a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier. It is estimated that my heart will be broken every year, looking for a job, Foxconn.

22. First comment. I'm so nervous. How can I put it? How many words do I have to type to be considered literature and art? How about this? Will it become a hot topic? Is it too far-fetched for me to write so well Will it be so profound that others can't understand it? How can I write an elegant and unique level? Is it too fast to write so much in half an hour? I am so excited!

23. You arranged it for me. The child has miscarried, and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to stay in. As a brother, I did everything. After all, she is your girl, and she still needs your responsibility. She is in a bad mood at the moment. Come and see her. I can't help it I don't answer the phone, I don't answer the message, and I can only leave a message there when I see that you are still in the mood. That's all, mind your own business!

24. Why are condoms frequently stolen in small shops? Why are the underpants in nursing homes being fistula by black hands? Why do thousands of donkeys scream at midnight? Who did the serial rape of pigs? Is it a person or a ghost who knocks at the door every night? What is hidden behind the unexpected pregnancy of hundreds of mummies? Is it the distortion of human nature or moral decay behind all this? Is it a hormonal explosion or despair? Pay close attention to tonight's 25: 00 annual dedication to "the point of no return of a generation of erotic xxx". Let's follow the camera into his inner world!

Honey, I'm sorry to bother you. We are really helpless to reply to you here. Your order number: xxxx. The Aoi sora version of the self-inflating doll you snapped up in our store within a limited time gave us a bad review. Seriously affected the sales of small stores. I hope you can change it to praise in your busy schedule.

26. Nowadays, women are teenagers, and their hair is ruined before it grows. At the age of 20, I don't know how many men have fucked me, and I don't know how many husbands I have called, and I still keep saying that I am a virgin. For this kind of woman, I just want to say: please contact me!

27. Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Guan Sheng, Lin Chong, Qin Ming, Hu, Huarong Road, Chai Jin, Zhu Tong, Lu, Dong Ping, Yang Zhi, Xu Ning, Dai Zong, Liu Tang, Li Yi, Shi Jin, Mu Hong, Lei Heng and Li Jun.

28, great! Great! Landlord, your crown has Mitsudeki, do you know? He has a cross-training physique at a young age and is a once-in-a-century Wulin wizard! If one day I let you get through the second pulse of Ren Du, it won't fly to heaven. As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell will not go to hell, and the task of eliminating evil, punishing rape and maintaining world peace will be left to you. This Tathagata secretary is priceless. I feel destined for you. 10 yuan I'll teach you!

29, xx, I have already asked about the last time you asked me to help you. Failure to erect may be caused by excessive masturbation. Excessive masturbation can easily lead to inflammation of prostate, which in turn leads to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply before q, but you replied directly.

30, it is so beautiful to stand alone among 10 thousand people. Looking at the sky last night, I found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper was two centimeters south, and I knew that the donor's luck had run out. Today, I saw that the donor's seal was black, his eyes were purple and he was incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to climb the Himalayas and climb Mount Everest, and asked the Buddha for a bag of Banlangen clothes to save the day.

3 1. Looking at the astronomical phenomena last night, I found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper had shifted to the south by two centimeters, and I knew that the donor's luck had run out. Today, I saw that the donor's seal was black, his eyes were purple and he was incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to climb the Himalayas and climb Mount Everest, and asked the Buddha for a bag of Banlangen clothes to save the day.

32. Great! Great! . Landlord, your crown has Mitsudeki, do you know? He has a cross-training physique at a young age and is a once-in-a-century Wulin wizard! If one day I let you get through the second pulse of Ren Du, it won't fly to heaven. As the saying goes, whoever goes to hell will not go to hell, and the task of eliminating evil, punishing rape and maintaining world peace will be left to you. This Tathagata secretary is priceless. I feel destined for you. 10 yuan I'll teach you.

33, ok! Although this reply is only one word, it deeply expresses the deep blessing and deep-rooted feelings of the respondent. It can be said that it is concise and eloquent, which makes people cry, indicating that the respondents have solid writing skills, handy writing style and terrible innovation potential. Plus ending with an exclamation point, the finishing touch, wonderful pen and flowers, far-reaching artistic conception, taking care of the last article and subliming the theme)

34. You told me here again that the foreman was looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded, and the foreman said that you 10 will not get a penny of 300 yuan's salary unless you come back. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid.

Comment on classic sentences

First, love will make people forget time, and time will also make people forget love. As the hour hand turns round and round, the pages of the calendar are torn off, it will gradually fade out of your memory, and your heart will slowly heal.

Second, a person's meaning is useless, and the real meaning is reflected in the interaction with people.

Third, jealousy is actually a deep inferiority complex, and jealous people can never be useful people.

Fourth, of course, it is the leisure without desire and desire, and the enjoyment with a clear conscience. Happiness is a great pursuit of life, and a happy life is enviable. The real world is cruel. Happiness is easy to get every day, but hard to get every year. For most people, a happy life is their dream paradise.

5. Don't expect others' understanding and relief. Life is so hard, people are so afraid, and there are so many people who put themselves in their shoes and feel the same way.

6. Try to grow up even if no one is paying attention. Many eyes are hidden where you can't see them. In fact, it is the great self who has always been with you.

Seven, life is like a bunch of flowers, watch carefully, to see its beauty; The human heart is like a river, splashing in the narrow place and stagnant in the wide place. The world is too big for one heart to bear. The highest state of life is a wordless pain and a wordless smile. No matter how many grievances, laugh it off. 1, don't lose yourself in front of anything, even dogma, even the eyes of others, even love.

Eight, the harder you work hard, the worse the effect, such as falling in love, falling asleep, and acting naturally.

Nine, many people in life are not ignorant, but helpless. In the journey of life, many people have left, many things seem to fade, many dreams are broken when they are doing it, and many tears flow dry. Life is a vicissitudes of life, but looking back, the world becomes bitter, bitter, sweet and sour.

Ten, life is not perfect, there are always imperfections, crying at ourselves and laughing at others, each of us will go through this stage, that is, when we see a mountain, we want to know what is behind it. I really want to tell him that maybe over the back of this mountain, you will find nothing special. Looking back, I may feel that this place is better.

Eleven, sometimes people are like this. When something big happens, they will endure, and they will endure. When they hear a word of comfort from people around them, they will be defeated in an instant. Later, I learned that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden tenderness, not suffering alone, but that people around me felt sorry for you, not loneliness, but disappointment.

Twelve, don't try to be brave, let yourself "look strong", and try to make yourself really strong.

Thirteen, happiness is like this, painful and happy. Life, there are not many perfect lives, don't stay in the past regrets, don't dwell on the past, we are not saints, we can't plan everything perfectly, even if there are some flaws.

Fourteen, life is myriad, and things are different. Life is wonderful because of moving, and life is wonderful because of setbacks; Life is wonderful because of the network, and life is wonderful because of dreams; Life is wonderful because of love, life is wonderful because of you; Life is wonderful because of me, life is wonderful because of us; Do what you think is the most correct choice, and paint a wonderful life in the plain.

Fifteen, you live in the eyes of others, and you are lost in your own heart.

Sixteen, all troubles are interpersonal troubles.

Seventeen, we often turn our backs on the person in front of us, but it is difficult to die for a future, dreaming of a future that we can't tell whether we will come or not.

18. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. It takes courage to be silent for too long, even to take the initiative.

Nineteen, if the past can be drunk, the memory is a hangover.

Twenty, sometimes I feel that I am in a hurry and I am accomplishing other people's goals.

Comment on interesting sentences

First of all, ▇ ▇ ▇ ▇ There is a scratch prize.

Second, divorce is mutual fulfillment. You cut me some slack, and I'll cut you some slack.

Third, people who have never failed will probably never succeed.

Fourth, the real society and life tell men and women that honest people always suffer, and good honest people always suffer; Those who can't let go are always in pain, and those who can't let go are always in pain. Ye's collection of feelings

You can't refuse life, but you can resist fate.

6. Positive thinking leads to positive life, and negative thinking leads to negative life.

Seven, Zoffi Altman, the first generation of Altman, Saiwen Altman, Jack Altman, Aesop Altman, Ultranman Taro, Leo Altman, Eddie Altman, Astra Altman, Yullian Altman, Boyle Altman, Jonas Altman, Scott Altman, Ultraman Chuck, ULTRAWOMAN BETH, Gray Altman, Pavat Altman, Zaas Altman, Diga Altman Justist Altman. Knox Altman, Noah Altman, Leo Altman, Severn Altman, Max Altman, Jano Altman, Montubius Altman, Guang Altman, Severn X Altman, Cerro Altman, Galaxy Altman, Otto's father, Otto's mother and Otto's king all felt very good.

Eight, people, born in bed, die in bed, want to live and die, but also in bed.

Nine, you didn't mean to flow, but you brought a flash flood. I am an eyebrow ferryman, but I am Ai Nong alone. I am three inches of snow on the roof, but I just see you melt. You are a surprise to the world, but you just hold me.

Ten, slow life, is self-confidence, rather than lazy muddle along.

Facing the unchangeable facts, there is no better way than accepting fate.

Since I came to this world, I haven't thought about going back alive.

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

14. Be the best of yourself. It doesn't matter whether others like it or not.

Fifteen, even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

Sixteen, if you want to make your world dark, you must be strong and be your own sun.

Seventeen, the law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

I don't want anyone to care about me. It doesn't matter. I'll carry it myself when the sky falls.

Whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the lock.

Twenty, we have always wanted to learn to be strong inside. Actually, we don't need to learn this thing. We have met more scum and experienced more, and our hearts will naturally be strong.

2 1. After reading what you said, I turned off my cell phone and went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of Tsingtao beer. I took two sips, went to the window and watched the drizzle outside. At this time, I couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the sky: What J stuff this TM wrote is a big deal, and you should say something! How heartbroken I am, and I hate iron for not turning into steel. Did you find a job? Is your job stable? Did you buy a house or a car? You are kidding! Then why did you send it? Can talking solve your life and financial difficulties? Can you guarantee to marry a good woman? Can you guarantee that you can stand in society in the future? Tell me, can you kill God five times under the tower? Can it give you a perfect family? Besides. Do parents spend so much money on your education just to let you talk? Don't you have any consciousness? I have studied for so many years. How much did you send? Tell me, what did it give you? Did it give you full marks? Does it make you smarter? Think about your parents scrimping and saving, and you're sitting here saying this. Don't you feel heartache? Do you have the heart? All right. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Think for yourself, and then make a confession when you figure it out!

Twenty-two, not every time you turn around, someone is waiting for you, and not every time you reach out, someone helps you.

If it rains, let it kill me!

You love him the most when you are with him, and he loves you the most when you are not with him.

If you don't work hard, it will be the same after one year, only one year older.

Twenty-six, look at others with a telescope, and look at yourself with a magnifying glass.

Twenty-seven, the road of life is full of thorns and weeds, and the road of life is full of ups and downs. We have had and lost; I have succeeded and failed. In the storm, we struggled through the mud and ushered in the sunshine after the rain.

Twenty-eight, if one day, I delete you for no reason, please forgive me, that is, I find that your world really does not lack me. Xx, I have already asked what you asked me to help you with last time. Failure to erect may be caused by excessive masturbation. Excessive masturbation can easily lead to inflammation of prostate, which in turn leads to infertility, and even impotence and premature ejaculation in severe cases. You didn't reply before q, but you replied directly.

Twenty-nine, the furthest distance in the world is that you have set up special care for ta, but ta has set up access rights for you, from like to dislike, from familiar people to strangers. This is the distance.

Thirty, you can spend money to solve things, try not to use human feelings, you know, human feelings are much more expensive than money.

Thirty-one, we agreed to have a private life, but you can't let go of the love and hate of your previous life. You kept me waiting for a long time, waiting for someone under the tombstone. Turns out I'm just a grave keeper.

32. The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.

When you can't hold on, remember to tell yourself to hold on.

Don't be too good You can refuse what you don't want to do, and you don't have to force what you can't do. Pretend not to hear if you don't like it. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

Thirty-five, bearing too many expectations, how dare you live up to it easily.

Thirty-six, there is no reward to encourage efforts, all rewards are only used to reward the results of work.

37. Either endure or be cruel. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

I can be defeated, but I won't allow myself to get up.

39. The gap between dream and reality is called action.

Forty, you can't fight dad. Why don't you fight by yourself?

Forty-one, don't just look at the aura of others, because there is bitterness in it that you can't understand.

42. It is very important to choose what kind of people to associate with. They will exert a subtle influence on your attitude towards life and the way you look at the world.