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The paradox in the Li family courtyard

Zhezi

In the Li Family Courtyard, people are busy going in and out, and a woman in the room is lying on the bed, crying in pain. The midwife calmly said, "Madam, take a deep breath, and then push hard ..."

At the door of the room, Master Li clasped his hands, his knuckles were white, and he walked around uneasily.

after a while, the room suddenly became quiet.

"Ah ~" only heard the midwife screaming loudly and slumped to the ground.

A handmaid came out of the room in a hurry and said to Master Li in a choked voice, "Sir, madam … she … and …" The handmaid lowered her head and was afraid to go on. "Please go in and have a look."

when master Li heard this, his face changed greatly and he lost his backbone and stood unsteadily.

Fannie and Freddie quickly helped, "Sir, be careful."

< 1 >

In the backyard, Mrs. Wang was helping the pigs deliver babies in the pigsty. She managed to get the piglets out of a nest, but she was scared out of her wits and shouted, "Somebody, somebody."

Ziyan, the handmaid, came back from outside with some hay. She heard Mrs. Wang's cry and asked, "Wang Po, what happened?" When I went to the pigsty, I also ran out in fear.

In the hall, the old lady Li Liushi sits at the main seat, with a pair of children on the left and right sides.

The old lady was in high spirits and asked, "What's all the fuss about?"

Purple Smoke replied in tears: "The newborn piglets are full of monsters, and those delivered by Grandma Wang can testify."

Li Liu looks at the frightened Wang Po.

Wang Po answered quickly, "This is the first time I have encountered such a strange thing since I delivered the baby. If the nest is counted separately, there are about eight, but if it is not counted, it is only two or two. "

Li Liu was a little curious when he saw this, so he told Li Bo, who was standing by, to go and have a look and bring it by.

Rip should answer, call a servant, stoop and go trembling.

in a short time, the servant was carrying a big vegetable basket with a white cloth on it.

Rip stopped in front of the servant and said in his characteristic hoarse voice, "Madam, it's better not to look. As Wang Po said, this litter of piglets is unusual. "

Miss Li Qiu Nan stood up and walked behind Rip, with a smile on her face. "If you don't show me, I will see it." When people were not paying attention, they quickly uncovered the white cloth. "Ah ~" Li Qiunan turned pale with fear and fell to one side.

fortunately, Li Deyi helped her.

however, the rest of the hall was terrified.

There are always four piglets in that litter, but these four piglets are deformed, with two heads sharing the same body, some lacking ears and a long nose, some hooves with different lengths, and what's more, some pigs have half a pig's head beside them! It's really scary to watch.

Li Liu first calmed down and said with a cold face, "Take it down quickly, housekeeper, you should know how to do it."

"yes, madam." Rip retired with the servant.

Li Qiunan's hand holding the teacup is still shaking slightly. "Mom, is this an ominous sign?"

Li Deyi didn't care, but smiled: "Sister, you are too timid. What does this mean? It's just that there are some strange diseases in the pigs raised at home."

Li Liu was silent for a moment, and agreed with his son's statement, "Don't think too much, let's all disperse, and do what we have to do."

After this time, nothing strange happened again. The big stones in people's hearts in the yard fell, and the days remained the same.

< 2 >

Every Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone in the Li Family Courtyard will gather for a reunion dinner, and this year's Mid-Autumn Festival is no exception.

that night, a jade chess piece with a bright moon like jade above the courtyard was inlaid with "Oh, it's so casual, ok, don't call me if you have any trouble." I signed the registration form. Embedded in the black chessboard, it makes people think infinitely. A group of people sat down to each other in a lively way.

Rip shouted, "Dinner."

The dishes at this table of the old lady are very rich, and several big dishes have not been uncovered yet.

"Today's Mid-Autumn Festival, eat and drink well, and don't be shy." The old lady is in a good mood and greets everyone to eat.

Qiu Nan's mood at this time is also very appropriate. "I don't know what these mysterious dishes are, so I'd better uncover them." She looked at her mother and waited for her to nod.

Mrs. Li touched her fondly. "Good."

while speaking, after a burst of steam dispersed, the lid fell on the table with a thud, breaking several dishes, and then bounced to the ground, and the vegetable juice splashed on the skirts of several people at the table.

Almost everyone was stupefied after this voice sounded, strangely quiet, confused and confused.

An Bench looks like bamboo, but it's light and weightless. Then I stole a look around the room. Except for the bowl in my hand, all the tables, chairs and some utensils were painted in color and as thin as paper, and the stove beside me was dusty, as if it had not been used for a long time. Static lasted only a few seconds, Qiu Nan covering her head and shouting, passed out.

The big dish uncovered on the table is the strange pig born a while ago! At the moment, cooked on the plate, the eyes on the two pig heads are unusually prominent, staring at all the people present, and the chill breeds rapidly.

I opened several other pots one after another, all of which were grotesque chickens and ducks.

Li Liu grabbed his chest and gasped. Suddenly, his eyes closed and he fainted.

This Mid-Autumn Festival is not peaceful, which makes people panic.

after seeing the doctor off, Li Deyi sat there, banging his fingers on the desktop. Who was making trouble?

"Uncle Li, who is the cook today?"

Rip respectfully replied, "It's a young man named Jinyuan who has recently arrived."

Li Deyi toyed with the jade pendant hanging on his body. "Then show me."

Li Bo led the way through the winding corridor, just waiting for the corner of the kitchen, when a maid hurried and bumped into Li Bo carelessly. When the servant girl saw the bearer, she bowed her head with a pale face. "Butler, I was just about to find you. Xiaojin is dead!" "

after listening to this, Li Deyi mused and walked around the maid and the housekeeper.

there are several people around the door of the kitchen, and they are chattering. Li Deyi pushed the servant away, quickly went to the person lying on the ground, sniffed with his hand, and confirmed that this person was cut off from interest, so he observed it carefully.

The deceased was plain-looking, with black lips and a jade bottle in his hand. It took Li Deyi some effort to take it out. He smelled the jade bottle. It was crane top red!

Rip duly handed a square towel, and Li Deyi wiped her hands and said, "Rip, do you know the identity and family background of this man?"

Rip nodded. "If you go back to the young master, when you hired him, the old servant once checked the man's fortune. His parents were innocent people, and he died young, leaving his youngest son on the street, so that he wouldn't starve to death."

"Then why on earth did this man cause so many things? What kind of hatred did he have to do this?" Li Deyi questioned that there was no clue about this matter, which gave him a headache.

"Maybe those pigs and ducks are reluctant to throw them away, which is why they are so frightened today." Rip's explanation sounds reasonable.

Li Deyi sneered and patrolled several servants present. "Then why did he commit suicide? Crane top red can't be obtained by ordinary people. I doubt that someone must be behind it! " The last few words were very pronounced, and cold sweat broke out on the servants' foreheads, trembling.

"this ... young master is being harsh. What about this body? " Rip questioned him under pressure.

"Just find a place to bury it. It's really unlucky!"

Late at night, a figure in the room sat in the dark and said to himself, "Brother, don't you feel a little guilty about killing Jinyuan?" He is the legacy of Dr. Kim Dae-fu. "

a cold hum came from the air. "They owe me that. It's a pity to die. If you want to seize * * *, then you can only die. "

The figure gave a deep sigh ...

< 3 >

Two days later, Mrs. Li Liu woke up and sent someone to help her to the main hall, sitting majestically. Although the long and narrow phoenix eye was wrinkled, it was faintly discernible in the long river of years, and she was enchanting.

after a while, all the servants lined up one after another, waiting for the old lady to lecture with low eyes.

"Recently, so many things have happened at home, and people are worried. But don't be afraid. I told you to put down what you are doing today, not to blame you. It's really hard to stay in bed these days, and I want to talk to you about my bosom friends. " Li Liu took a cup of fragrant tea on the table and smelled it, as if intoxicated with the fragrance of tea. "I don't know who did these things. If an old woman finds out, she will be severely punished by family law to make an example." Speaking of this, I took a sip of tea, put the teacup heavily on the table, looked sharply at everyone, and all the subtle changes in people's expressions came into my eyes.

The Li family's method is cruel and unique. Take a pair of chopsticks and sharpen one end, and then use force to * * * the acupoints at Zusanli below the knee. The light one can't be cured for a year or so, and the severe one is paralysis. Generally used for sinners who have committed great things.

Li Deyi, who was standing by, helped his mother out and said, "Are you tired?" Suddenly I remembered something, "You should step down."

everyone breathed a sigh of relief and dispersed.

"Mother, what should we do now?" Li Deyi's face is gloomy.

Li Liu patted his son's hand. "Be calm and wait and see."

"Ha-ha," after I got home with a few dry smiles, I was seriously ill. I don't know what those two girls were doing standing on the side of the road. Maybe they wanted to wait for the perpetrator to come and take revenge, or maybe they wanted to make more murders here. No matter what, I don't want to see those two girls again. From that night on, I never worked overtime until the evening. When the sun was going down, I hurried home from work. Even so, walking through that intersection will make you shudder. Sound, "hey thought you were an atheist. Don't worry, there are no ghosts. "I'm trying to scare myself, just like I met Xiao Qing just now." She sighed, and I took her hand and went upstairs. Both of our hands were as cold as iron. After about half a year, everyone has forgotten something about it. The young master and the young lady in the mansion have reached the age of marriage, and the old lady is planning the marriage of the two brothers and sisters. At one time, the marriage of the Li brothers and sisters "What can I do for you?" I smiled gently. Pro caused a sensation in this small town, attracting guests.

on the same day, it's very lively to marry a woman and a daughter-in-law.

"Congratulations." Those who come to congratulate raise their gifts forward.

The old lady was in a good mood and invited the guests to sit down.

in the boudoir, red yarn? Move, a gentle and graceful figure wearing a red wedding dress, wearing a summer crown, and a delicate face. The handmaid is stroking her eyebrows carefully.

"Miss, you can't eat this day. I'm afraid you can't stand it. I secretly hid some cakes. I'll get them for you now."

Qiu Nan smiled and said, "You are the most considerate."

after the maid left, Qiu Nan waited in the room. Suddenly I heard a noise outside the room, which attracted Qiu Nan's attention.

"who? Is it auspicious? " Qiu Nan asked tentatively.

suddenly, a figure passed by the window. It happened that Qiu Nan's dresser was by the window. Suddenly she saw the figure, and she screamed aloud. Her body went soft and her life and death were unknown.

At the same time, this scream attracted everyone. "What's the matter?"

Li Liu pushed through the crowd and saw his pale daughter lying on the ground. He was heartbroken. "Go and call a doctor, go!". My daughter! "

The maids carried the young lady into the room together. In a short time, the doctor came with a medicine box, and at this time, Qiu-nan Li also woke up and turned around. The panic in her eyes was not over yet. Pear blossoms brought rain, and her mouth was talking nonsense. "Two heads, heads ... ah ~ go away, go away quickly ..." She pushed the crowd away, shivering, curled up at the foot of the bed and buried her head.

The doctor forced her to feel her pulse and shook her head.

Mr. Li Liu looked at him hopefully and asked eagerly, "Doctor, how is my daughter?"

"Your daughter's pulse is confused and her mind is not clear. I'm afraid she was frightened. When will it be good, forgive me for not learning. " The doctor replied apologetically, and he didn't want the money, so he went out.

Li Liu sat on the ground with tears in his eyes. "What can I do?"

Maid Ziyan asked softly, "What about this marriage …?"

once reminded, it occurred to me that Li Liu pulled himself together, patted the dust on his robe and asked in a heavy voice, "Where's Young Master?" He said, "You know me." ? "

" It's already on the way to the wedding reception. "

In the meantime, she made a quick decision and ordered, "Take care of the young lady. The young master's marriage remains the same, and I'll handle the rest. " After that, the gloom in the eyes quickly faded away, and the smile that did not leak traces piled on the face to entertain the guests.

After a day, everyone was exhausted, and Miss Li's marriage had been called off. No one expected that a beautiful daughter would become a fool.

in the main hall, Mr. Li Liu sat in a dangerous position and called everyone to listen to the family instructions.

The newly married daughter-in-law is sitting by, and I heard a few words from the servants in the courtyard yesterday. Today, I just want to see the means of being a housewife.

"Which handmaid waited on the young lady to get dressed yesterday?"

Out of the crowd came a handmaid, with her head down, her fingers twisting her sleeves and kneeling. "Old lady, it's me."

"What's your name?"

"Auspicious."

Li Liu dragged a long sigh and threw the cup on the auspicious bun with lightning speed. "But you brought something unknown to your young lady! What did you do when Qiu Er fainted yesterday? To be honest. "

"I ... I don't think the young lady can eat that day, so I went to the kitchen to get cakes to fill her stomach for fear that she would be hungry." There is a cry in the auspicious voice.

Li Liu's cold hum, "It's not good to protect the Lord. Pull it down and enforce the family law. On the road at midnight, a group of rats appeared strangely. Then throw it out. "

I prayed for mercy, but no one came forward to plead. Soon, screams came from outside.

A sultry look in the crowd is fleeting ...

< 4 >

Li Liu turned to his new wife Fang Yuan with a calm face and said, "Are you used to it?"

Fang Yuan didn't know what she meant, and Fang Yuan was beating drums about her tactics. Respectfully replied: "Thank you for your mother's concern. Everything is fine here."

"this happened as soon as you married into my Li family.