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For your Audi and my Dior, we have to work hard!

1. I just feel that you have polluted the entire earth

2. Keep a low profile. There must be gains and losses in making trade-offs. You can't forget the past, but you must let it go.

3. Since we can meet again, I don’t think about how many cracks it had. I always insist on thinking like this

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5. Maybe there is no one around you, so you came to find me, right?

6. The path is covered with withered yellow leaves. Looking at the fallen leaves on the ground, permeating the withered yellow color of autumn, there are thousands of silent tears.

7. The person I love does not have to listen to everything. Mine, but you must do what you say.

8. [Dislike all games in the name of love and speculation about mutual affection]

9. Let me have no regrets in this life because I have had you in love

10 , For your Audi, my Dior, we have to work hard!

11. If you can still breathe after failure, then don’t be discouraged and cheer up no matter how difficult it is.

12. I tried to hate you but I remembered your smile

13. How long a lost relationship can last is like a broken mirror that is hard to reunite.

14. It turns out that I am not unhappy, I am the only one who has not noticed it. ---Lin Xi's "Goodbye 2-chome"

15. Is the girl you love happy?

16. It’s hard to look back, but it’s worth remembering

17. Who has made a lasting vow with me?

18. Even if it is arsenic with honey in it, I will raise my head and swallow it as if it was given by you

19. Forgive me for having a low point of laughter, I just don’t want to frown all the time

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20. Without wind and waves, the true nature of the sail cannot be shown; without twists and turns, it is impossible to taste the joy of life. My artificiality, my shamelessness is only for you

1. I believe that in this world I don’t believe that everlasting love will happen to me

2. When a person is lonely, only tears understand him best

3. It is not painful to give up someone , the painful thing is to give up the love in your heart.

4. I don’t like waiting the most, because the deadline is always unknown.

5. The more you gain, the more you lose. The more you know, the more you hurt. The more you care, the more you will feel sad.

6. I have passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

7. If one day you find that I don’t care about you anymore, please think about whether you cared about me when I cared about you.

8. After meeting you, I longed to be a fish and only remembered you for seven seconds. In this way, you can forget all the pain

9. You think letting go can fulfill my happiness, but you don’t know that my greatest happiness is to be able to hold hands with you.

10. If one day, the whole world no longer wants you. When you come to me, I will tell you 'I don't want you either'

11. I try my best not to make the people around me sad, but I find that it is myself who is hurt.

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13. There is always that one person. No matter how he treated you before, you will always find a reason to forgive him.

14. You can comfort others, but you cannot comfort yourself.

15. Please remember that I loved you deeply, not just to say it

16. I left you not because I didn’t love you, but because you didn’t know how to cherish me.

17. The happiest thing every day is to cook for yourself, and the most painful thing is to eat the food you cooked with your own hands!

18. Girl, only after crying, hurting and loving can you grow!

19. It is normal for a woman to be jealous. When a man is jealous, you will know that he is serious.

20. If one day I change, please remember this sentence It’s called Thank You for Your Gift

21. In China, people are the most awesome when they are alive. They drive people to death, beat people to death, and piss people off to death. Look, they are the best when they are alive.

22. All students have the same tacit understanding that they will turn on the lights and work hard on their homework a few nights before school is about to start.

23. It turns out that some people you think are important, if you don’t contact them, they will never contact you.

24. Our love, the doctor said: He has tried his best

25. A girl should be brave and strong, neither decadent nor sad. You have to endure lies, perfunctory treatment, deception, and forgotten promises.

26. Loving someone who doesn’t love you hurts yourself and embarrasses others. Classic sentences that satirize men: I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you

1. I always don’t understand a question, why do some people think you are a man?

2. Your appearance is very refreshing.

3. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

4. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

5. The humus accumulated for thousands of years is a primitive species that even scientists dare not study.

6. If a mosquito bites your face, you will want to commit suicide.

7. Go get a haircut and change your hairstyle. You look best with your face covered like this.

8. You are such a big bastard. I hate you very much now and want to rush to your house and kill you!

9. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.

10. The difference between you and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but sometimes you are not a human!

11. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

12. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

13. A man is always smiling and his eyes are sparkling. He is either being mean or cheating! A woman with enlarged breasts and slim waist, who is slutty and coquettish, will either pick your pocket or put a black knife on you! These days, men, monsters, and witches, be careful!

14. It’s really nothing, just making up one lie after another when Big Wolf calls.

15. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

16. It’s really hard for you to be ugly. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

17. Who didn’t take off his pants and exposed you?

18. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only need to skydive to have the same power.

19. Snoring loudly when going to bed, and often wears underwear inside out.

20. Even Ruhua is more than 10 times more handsome than you.

21. I don’t even think about your appearance. I feel embarrassed even if you take it out. How did I survive shopping in the past!

22. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

23. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

24. Actually, I was still a little guilty, but now I feel very good! I'm laughing again!

25. Even if you are the only man left, I will never look at you again. I despise your personality!

26. Incompletely evolved life forms and genetically mutated aliens.

27. Don’t challenge the IQ of us normal people with the limits of your thinking.

28. In fact, I have been playing with you from the beginning! So you left me but I wasn’t sad at all!

29. You look very patriotic, dedicated and courageous!

30. Just reflect on where you went wrong! I won't tell you the answer anymore!

31. You are Sun Wukong’s junior brother and Sha Wujing’s senior brother.

32. Even if a truck hits you in front of me, I will not take you to the hospital! You're wasting oxygen!

33. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

34. It is so shameless to act like an animal and still want to pretend to be a sanctimonious gentleman!

35. He has the face of a bank robber and an orchid finger, which makes me sick!

36. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

37. The shameless super loudspeaker is the shame of the Eskimos.

38. Being handsome is useless. After spending money, can I use that face to swipe my card?

39. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich, , and everyone is destined; if a man is reliable, sows will climb trees!

40. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood; give you some color and you will open a dyeing room.

41. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

42. Will you be happy only if you really make me angry and scold you for being heartless? You really are no ordinary product!

43. You look like a salted fish, and you still mention salted fish to me. Salted fish will die after being marinated for half a year. Can you turn over? Show me, you turn, you turn. .

44. You need to reinvent the wheel!

45. The further away you are, the better! If I see you scolding me again, you should understand my temper!

46. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the son says not to leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out!

47. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

48. These two lips are like a big plate. A group of wild geese flying south turned their heads and jumped when they saw your face. Look at how intimidating you are.

49. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

50. After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better restrain yourself.

51. I’m sorry to make you laugh.

52. If you do it again, will you still be bullied so miserably by me? Want to know the answer?

53. Fortunately, I didn’t let you take advantage in the past, otherwise I would have suffered a big loss. I feel extremely lucky!

54. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

55. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?

56. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!

57. What’s wrong with my brain retardation? That also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, I have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin to try and see if you can replenish it. Congenital defects.

58. Although you are tall, you have splayed legs. Do you think I won’t know if you don’t tell me?

59. But you will never have a chance to take revenge, so I told you the truth. Are you mad to death?

60. You are so smart, you actually know that you are a human being.

61. It would be better to say that you are a new human being than you are like a duck on the street. I am annoyed by the death of the little eunuch!

62. I will try to trick you again if I die! You are so stupid! If you do it ten thousand times again, you will still die in my hands!

63. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

64. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.

65. Not even the amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.

66. Even if you kill me, I will never buy another piece of wool for your mother. That sweater is an insult to me!

67. I have never seen you like this before. Even though you said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.

68. Your appearance is very refreshing!

69. Only a ghost has ever loved you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop being stinky! I'm playing tricks on you!

70. If being handsome is a gift from God, God seems not to have noticed you.

71. I have seen a lot of ugly people, but looking like you is too much!

72. You are you and I am me. From now on, we will make a clean break and never interact with each other until we die, otherwise we will be bastards!

73. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is extremely beautiful and the other is like you!

74. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

75. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not help but fly towards you.

76. You look so post-modern!

77. Love is so precious, and marriage is so expensive.

78. Even if you have cancer and there is only one day left, I will not sympathize with you, because you deserve it!

79. Your appearance is out of proportion!

80. An idiot can be your teacher, and a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak human language.

81. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same.

82. Even if you kneel in front of me again, I will not be soft-hearted and forgive you. You are so hypocritical!

83. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a hooligan!

84. Damn, you look so damn easy to recognize.

85. Forget it! Scolding you is just a waste of my saliva. I don't deserve it and don't have the need to treat someone like you!

86. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

87. Even scolding you can’t relieve my anger. Do you know why? I don’t think you were badly hurt!

88. You look so creative and live so courageously!

89. Do you have any childhood shadow? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth, youth, and every year.

90. Even though we have known each other for so long and we haven’t had a few quarrels, do you think I am accommodating to you, you bastard?

91. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

92. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

93. A man who cheats is like a dog who can’t change his mind and eats shit. Don’t imagine that he will just stop, and don’t listen to your oath.

94. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

95. If fooling around is done well, it is called love; occupying, if done well, is called marriage; frigidity, if done well, is called strict chastity; impotence is called strict chastity. , if you hide it well, you can stay calm.

96. You look like the scene of a car accident!

97. Please completely forgive me for my original behavior! Otherwise you will never forget me in this life and I will be ashamed!

98. It’s not your fault for being ugly, it’s your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it’s your fault.

99. Dead? Then I'll shut up. I have no interest in wasting my words on a dead man, rest in peace!

100. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

101. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling. This feeling is just like the feeling when I have a nightmare.

102. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.

103. My friends all say that we are a perfect match, bah! You really don't deserve me!

104. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

105. You have a brain problem and haven’t arranged for water pipes, right?

106. Ignore and treat like a pig.

107. When there is something to do, there is no beauty; when there is nothing to do, summer welcomes spring.

108. Come on! I'm no longer interested in you, don't pester me again, or I'll find someone to bully you! Talk about working hard in life, work hard for your dreams, you can do it

I lost the man who loved me. It is really only after losing that I know how to cherish.

I hope there will be time to look back and grow old with deep love

Some people can’t let go just as they say, they can only hide someone in their heart

You Tell me to let go and let myself go. How do you want me to let go? Where to put it? It used to be so beautiful, so sweet, so full of laughter and laughter, do we really want to forget each other in the world? Sorry, I can't do it.

Looking forward to someone who can hold me in the palm of his hand

These are all symptoms before marriage or before having children. Generally, after having children, everything will change.

I am very lucky to have met a man who loves me so much. I will cherish him

Love is beautiful, but it often has a short shelf life, and many people want to touch it. If you touch it, you will lose yourself in that spiritual world. You always want to give more to the other person. However, when the other person feels happy, it will become a burden or become a matter of course over time. At that stage, the giver will feel If you are unable to do what you want or there is no cure, and the person who enjoys it will often give you a fatal blow at this time, then it can only be said that your love is too trusting in the development of the horse. Therefore, good love does not mean how suitable two people are or how much they love or care about each other. But learn to understand yourself, respect yourself, and love yourself before loving the other person! The ending might be much better this way.

People who have not experienced pain in the middle of the night are not enough to talk about life, and who has not experienced it, silent crying

I only have you in my eyes, but everything is colorless.

Letting go is easier said than done

He is the only one in my heart, but it’s a pity that we met too late

I can no longer see the circle of friends. Let’s start with Can We Be Friends? Ending with Can We Be Friends

All I can say is that I still love you

I have all these points, I just don’t want to disturb you, your happiness is me of happiness.

The person who is most afraid of me is indeed the person who likes me the most, but I lost him

A man who truly cares about you will not be willing to let you suffer even a little bit. harm!

Although I pretend to be indifferent on the surface, I am actually paying attention to her every move all the time. I just have one less excuse to chat with her and disturb others

After having you, I will take care of her in every possible way. , I have never envied other people

I said I have been very tired and annoyed recently. You asked me what was wrong, and I said I didn’t know what was wrong. I just missed you. You said you missed me too. . . So we fell into endless silence.

I am very lucky to have met a man who loves me so much. I am a happy woman

It really hurts not to let go. Keep your grievances in your heart and fulfill your needs. The ultimate, asking for nothing in return!