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Kissing and talking

1. Because I like it, I am willing, and there are not so many reasons.

If you say that there is even a little place for me in your heart, then I will try to be with you even if I turn my back on the whole world.

I like you, why not? Fight, lose, marry me. Win and marry you.

4. If you love, kiss directly; if you don't love, roll directly.

If you give up, you shouldn't regret it. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it. Put down what should be put down and quit the drama without ending.

If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.

7. I am not afraid of waiting, getting old, dying or anything. I am afraid that the person I like will fall in love with someone else.

8. It's true to love someone, but it's a big adventure to say it.

9. I accidentally downloaded you to my heart at that time, but now, it tells me that this file cannot be deleted.

10. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read!

1 1. I accidentally want to grow old with you!

12. May the person I love at the age of eighteen be the one who accompanied me at the age of eighty.

13. Sometimes, your words can make me remember for a few days. Sometimes, your words can disappoint me for days. This is caring.

14. What would you do if your boyfriend told you to fuck off? I will roll into his arms.

15. To love someone is to think of TA unconsciously and then smile unconsciously.

16. I think of you first in the morning and last in the evening.

17. The boy doesn't take the initiative to find a girl, which shows that he really doesn't want to talk to her; The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

18. Men like to start a love with friendship, while women like to end a love with friendship.

19. Young people, it is easy to think of being moved as love, and it is also easy to think of passers-by as love.

20. Men can't wait, but they often say they will wait for you all their lives. Women can't wait, but they have waited all their lives.

2 1. The pinyin for sleep is sleep. Pinyin sleep for insomnia. The only difference between the two is that a u is missing.

22. Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.

23. Please cherish the people around you who love you silently. Maybe, one day he really left. You will find that it is you, not him, who can't live without each other.

24. The person who makes you cry is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most.

25. If you can't give me the future, don't ruin my present.

26. Like me, I keep talking about it, but actually I just want someone to feel something.

27. Girls don't feel that their legs are thick and they don't feel that they are not beautiful. There is always a man who doesn't think about this and that, just because he loves you.

28. Time will tell you that the more ordinary the company, the longer it will take.

29. Playboy was scolded and absorbed in being played.

30. Hot water is hot and sometimes cold, not to mention love.

3 1. Not taking the initiative is afraid of becoming narcissistic in the end.

I passed by your heart, not because I refused to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

33. Love is actually simple. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.

34. Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.

35. When I like you, it's like showing off. I can't stop!

36. What you get is ruined, and what you lose is regret.

37. Remember, a boy who loves to laugh is not bad, nor is a boy who makes you laugh.

38. Online is also for you, and invisibility is also for you. Online is afraid that you can't find it, and invisibility is afraid of obstructing your eyes.

39. Men can't refuse new love, and women can't give up old love.

40. Every talk about labor and capital is addressed to you, and you don't respond to the movements all over the world.

A verdict of direct confession

1, my left hand is engraved with me, and my right hand is written with you, and my heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite, everyone will see that I love you.

Yesterday was too close, and tomorrow is too far away. Choose today to confess to you. Dependence on you is like a fish without the ocean and a plant without the sun. Give me a chance to write about our happy life.

3. Open my eyes. I only see you. Close my eyes. I only see you. Wear glasses. You are the only one in my four eyes.

Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

I want to be an elf, sneak into your soul, listen to your heartbeat, your breath, feel your thoughts and your wishes, so that I can have a heart with you and know how to love you well.

6. I want you to be close to me, close to me, hold me, lean against me, hold me and kiss me; I want you to love me well, and I will snuggle up to you with my heart, and you will find that you and I are the most beautiful scenery in my life at this time.

7. The days with you, even if ordinary and romantic!

8. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

9. If I didn't love you, how could I not be sleepy at night? If I didn't love you, how could I sigh inadvertently? Only you in the world don't understand that I love you!

10, the heartbeat began to get confused ── when you appeared, you just didn't know how to speak, about ── your shadow, my sight.

1 1. Miss you, miss you, miss you so much, find an artist to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you!

12, whenever, wherever and whatever you do; Please remember: I will always support you and miss you because you are my favorite person!

13, I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever.

14, I shot you with 10,000 lies tied into a bunch of coquettish eyes. You fell in a pool of blood, and Cupid's bullet was embedded in your scarred body.

15, some people love with their mouths, but I love with them. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

16, may every meteor in the sky shine for you.

17, I am old. One day, in the lobby of a public place, a man came up to me. He introduced himself voluntarily. He said to me: I know you, and I will always remember you. At that time, you were very young and everyone said you were beautiful. Now, let me tell you, for me, you are more beautiful than when I was young.

18, there seems to be no distance between us, which scares me; The looming haze between us; Let me be at a loss; I am afraid that one day, I will get bored and learn to give up.

19, I like you, I like you, so much so that I feel puzzled. In my eyes, I only see you!

20. If you were a mountain, I would like to be a river and walk around you. If you are tea, I would rather be boiled water, and I will soak you; If you are a cloud, I would like to be the wind, and I will chase you.

2 1, if it is true love, don't let go. You can still earn feelings without money, and you can't get it back in your life! Please cherish the people around you and don't forget, or you will regret it yourself!

22. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance. If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine. If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.

There are no deserts in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on!

24. I love you, so I send you a message to convey my love through cell phone signals; If you love me, please send me a message and reply to my sweetness along the way!

I love the moon, its purity, brightness and roundness. I love you, really love you, love you, love you beautiful.

I think I have had a crush on you for a long time.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

28. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

29. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world. I just want to give you my true love.

30. If life is the greatest gift from God, then life without you is the greatest gift from God.

3 1, you are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

32. You said to play a game with her! Put your palms together and let her guess an idiom! Whether he can guess or not, tell her this is called soul mate, and tell her that since we are both soul mates, please be my girlfriend!

33. Hold your hand, hold your hand day and night, wait for tomorrow, hold your hand, walk through this life, and hold your hand forever.

Dear, I love you like a mouse loves rice, and I can't live without you for a day.

35. People say that you love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give me something in return-let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

36. Don't perform on the stage of life alone, too tired and lonely; Let me be your companion, I don't want to add color to your stage. I just want your heart to rely on and not be lonely. I look forward to opening your heart and accepting my love!

37. If you were a flower, I would like to be cow dung. If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.

38. If love is a flower, let it bloom in my heart, fail in my heart and be deeply buried in my heart.

39. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

40. You are an angel. Unfortunately, you only have one wing. Please lean on my side. Let me hug you with another wing and fly together on the ocean of love. Let's ride the wind and waves together.

4 1, you are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

42. What you see is the truest me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

Meeting you is my greatest happiness. With you, my life has become infinitely broad, and with you, the world has become so charming. You are the world, and the world is you. I am willing to accompany you and love you with all my heart. Go where you want to go with you and spend the rest of our lives with your heart. In the future, maybe nothing can be sure, but the only thing that can be sure is that the person I love is you. No matter now or in the future, I think my place will be your warmest harbor and a wall to shelter you from the wind and rain. I only love you!

44. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

45. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.

46. I never thought about why I didn't cherish you when I had you. You faded away in my life. I hate myself for not cherishing myself. I tried to escape and pretend I didn't mean it, but I can't forget it. Every time I think of you, I regret it, because I can't find a girl like you anymore. If God can give me a chance, it will not let you go easily, will not make you sad, and will give you the happiness you want. Meeting again makes my heart beat faster. I will feel happy even for a second by your side, because I love you. I will always have you in my heart all my life.

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you have been buzzing in my mind, left and right, inside and out. Do you miss me?

48. When we were not so young, we found that our hearts were connected. What we lacked in those years was only an opportunity to express our love. Can't we return to our destiny and be rearranged just for prudence? Previous mistakes have since become confessions. I like you.

49. My brother is a gray wolf and my sister is a sheep. There is no shortage of food in my brother's house, and I want you to be a bride; Bang, my brother died; The hunter raised his gun and smiled. Look at your mother!

Take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

5 1, I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

52. Marriage is visible, but love is invisible; Greetings are visible, but care is invisible. But I love you, but it is obvious.

Direct confession

1, if the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I'd rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations, forget it!

2, a worship of heaven and earth, from now on; Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

Do you want to go back to 2000 years ago with me? At that time, it was the bright moon in Qin dynasty and the grand view in Han dynasty. At that time, we were a kind man and a kind woman. I cultivated and you knitted, and we lived in peace with the world. Tonight, no sleep!

4. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

5. The death of li xiangshan is a change for Shao Xiao.

6. Let the fiery red of roses set off your beauty, let the sweetness of chocolate infiltrate your heart, and let the lush tree of love accompany you for a lifetime. When February 14 comes, let sincere wishes perfect your life. May you have a very happy and sweet Valentine's Day!

7. If loving you is a drop of water, I have a Yellow River. If I thought you were a drop of water, I would have a Yangtze River. If I wish you a little starlight, I have the whole galaxy. On this warm night, send away my Yellow River and take away my Yangtze River. Leave us a romantic world!

8. What you see is the truest me, a kind of endless touching, touching that you and I have the most beautiful existence in this world.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

10, the sea is beautiful because of the waves, and life is enriched because of friendship; I give you happy notes as a gift. May those who love you love you more, and may those you love know you better. I wish all lovers will be well.

1 1, quietly, I fell in love with you! Love is straightforward and does not need flowery language. Believe in feelings, you are the only one in my life. Stick to your faith and give true love. You won't regret it. Do you understand what I mean?

12, baby, Tanabata is coming, I never told you. Actually, I like you very much. I am deeply attracted by your simplicity and loveliness. Trust me, let me protect you. From now on, let me stay with you. I won't make you cry. I will make you happy every day. Believe me, I will use time to prove that I really love you.

13, don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of my birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.

14. If I become loess, the grass will turn green for you and the yellow flowers will be fragrant for you; If I become a clear spring, the fish will dance for you, and the spring will be song for you.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

16, there is a melody called notes, which is the happiness you give me. It floats in my memory all the time, which makes my romantic talent deduce a beautiful picture of love. Dear, in this beautiful season, you are my most precious wealth in life.

17, regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me, and wherever I go, you are the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

18, the warmth of love, being cold is also sunshine; The sweetness of love, sadness is also a kind of beauty; The integrity of love, across the horizon, is also dependent on the soul; Love is eternal, so is a short meeting.

19, for so many years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

20. I am willing to bow down, kneel under your throne and kiss your skirts and shoes; Even if not, then my dear, I will kiss the dirt and dust you stepped on.

Love says: love is crazy, not strong.

Maybe I can't forget you completely, at least I know how to leave properly.

I once naively thought that we could be together forever. It's just that they are destined to stay with us for a while. But even if it is only for a while, it will be treasured in my heart forever.

It turns out that you have taken away the warm spring and summer of my life, and even the old fruits are only hung in my dreams.

I am strong and don't want to give in, but all I get is an empty shell.

Why do we choose to leave each other when we are in love?

You never seem to leave a trace in my world, so I forgot that you are sensible.

Once met, the total pressure never met.

Don't let me know that you are not doing well, and don't let me down to help you live a good life.

The flower season has passed, but people have dispersed and the wind is floating. When shall we meet again?

I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

You never know that the person who cares about you silently behind your back is the one who loves you the most.

You are my bride in this life.

When fate requires you to fly against the wind, don't choose to let nature take its course.

But when I fell in love with you completely, you said you were leaving.

It is a temptation to leave generously. Really leave, never say goodbye, and leave quietly.

I am the fool who still smiles when you hurt me.

When all thoughts turn to dust, I look at what you said to me. I wish you the best when I am moved. Just be happy, just be happy.

The fragrance of clothes covered the temples with a few sighs, and looked coldly at several parting scenes of neon.

Tears are hovering in sad eyes, and everyone can see that I am waiting for you.

Regardless of family, friendship and love, what naturally stays around is the truest and longest.

I have too many coincidences with you, only one is missing.

Love is crazy, but not love is strong.

It's good to never have you to go without you. How can you know the sadness and hardship in the middle?

Can you see me like this and turn your disappointment into my sadness?

Seeing you holding someone else, I know that sometimes there are no tears when you cry. ...

The dragon left me and made Russia learn to be strong.

Obviously, I have forgotten it, but I always feel a dull pain inadvertently.

He has a strange personality. Some people have known each other for a long time, but they don't know each other. Some people want to tell her everything at first sight.

No one is waiting for someone, a person is waiting for someone, and no one is waiting for someone.

Things that you can't go back often are remembered deeply, and there is no regret medicine, which makes you crazy and makes you collapse, but you can't forget them.

Having sexual desire for her doesn't necessarily mean liking her, but liking her will definitely have sexual desire for her.

Do you feel that my humble appearance is as low as dust in front of you?

The cotton-padded jacket in summer, the cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after my cold heart are all redundant.

When you are sad, sad songs are just tear agents to speed up your tears.

What you can't quit is cigarettes, feelings and hearts. I asked for it. Who can blame?

Maybe someone didn't tell me my life at the funeral after my death and begged you to kiss my epitaph, which read: She loved the wrong person all her life.

If you can't stay, let him go. After all, a good chain can't tie a dog that wants to run.

I just need your concern to set my mind at ease.

Youth has no medicine for regret. It is youth to do something you don't regret with your existing time.

At the age when I don't know love, I know the harm it brings.

[The more I don't want to talk, the more my heart hurts]

Sometimes, I suddenly want to escape from my present life, pack simple luggage and wander.

Your pain, multiplied by ten, is how I feel.

I don't like talking, but I talk the most every day. I don't like to laugh, but I always laugh. People around me say that my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. But why did I suddenly become silent among a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? I forgot to talk when I watched the trees fall leaves madly in autumn, and I forgot the original direction when I watched the warm yellow light on the road as it was getting late.