What is the most amazing thing that has happened to you?

I suddenly remembered a colleague of mine, and I thought it was wonderful:

65438+ Ah, that's unacceptable. It's not good.

The princess is ill, and only she can disturb others, and others can't disturb her. Once she was resting in the dormitory, and it was said that she would go to bed after 8 o'clock. As a result, her colleague downstairs hung a bell and knocked on a nail, and immediately rushed to knock on each other's door to quarrel. I also quarreled with the unit WeChat group, and everyone looked embarrassed. However, when she makes noise herself, she doesn't care about others. My colleague who lives downstairs once figuratively pointed out that it is funny not to dare @ her if you don't make any noise.

She was cursed for being in her way. Once, the company held some activities and there were many cars. Her husband's car was blocked by a car and he couldn't get out. She took photos and sent them to the large group of the company, asking whose car she was driving. Someone responded that "this is not a family crowd" and she actually replied "then go to a family crowd". . . Of course, I later sent a circle of friends to scold the owner, and the license plate did not stop.

The house she bought is the best, and everything others buy will fall badly. Many people who buy houses will be dumped by her. Hey, why bother? Everyone has his own life, and there is nothing to compare.

She may think she is "maverick", but I don't know many people call her "wonderful".

Don't be like her

I really can't believe you've never seen anything wonderful since you were a child. Let me tell you something I still remember.

Remember that this is the second object I am looking for. We work in the same city. I do face-to-face sales and she does telemarketing. It was almost time for work that day, and it rained. It happened that my place was not far from my partner's work, so I went to pick her up. Face-to-face sales are more free, and you can't go to work in rainy days. )

I went to her company, because everyone was at work, and they sold everyone a computer before it was time to get off work. There are no seats left. So I had to stand at the door and wait. There are many beautiful women in their company (telemarketers are basically women). I wish I could see some beautiful women. It doesn't matter if you don't look. It scares me. The beautiful woman opposite me has a hand on her leg, which looks like a man's hand. But considering there are so many people in the company, this girl can't hide under the table, can she? But it looks like a man's hand. Curious, I took out my mobile phone and photographed it. Afraid to ask your partner after work. I know what my partner thinks. If I ask her, she will tell me why you look at other people's legs. I told you to wait for me, not to see a beautiful woman. Finally, this is the mystery.

Also, our company organized a trip to Kiev, Ukraine. Seeing the most wonderful stool, all the other colleagues went to sit. I didn't do it anyway. I always feel that someone is watching from below. It is cloudy.

The best part belongs to this clothes seller. I don't know who designed this. I walked into the mall. It scared me directly, and I felt that several people were hanging on it. I just wonder if I see a bad heart, will I go directly to the hospital?

Have you ever seen such wonderful things and wonderful designs?

In 2000, the mayor of Mumbai, India, said a very classic sentence before preparing to visit Shanghai: "If India doesn't work hard, we will be overtaken by China in 20 years!"

Third brother's inexplicable self-confidence has always been a wonderful flower in full bloom in the world. When it comes to them, the first thing that comes to mind is a parade like magic.

It's normal for these China people. At Wuqiao Acrobatic Festival, China actors showed their driving skills to kill those Indian scum.

What is really amazing is that they have the most expensive bed in the world.

Two days ago, the third brother fell off the plane again, and everyone has long been used to it.

The reason given for the crash was that the pilot of the third brother fell asleep while flying the plane.

God, the pilot's mind is wider than the Indian plain, but it's no wonder that blue sky and white clouds and warm sunshine shine on him. If he didn't sleep well, he failed nature's kindness.

Handsome third brother woke up, propped up an umbrella flower, didn't take away a cloud, but threw the expensive couch on the ground at will.

Spending money lavishly is cowardice in the eyes of Third Brother. A C 130J tactical transport plane with more than 200 million dollars won't frown when the third brother falls down. Failure is the mother of success, but for India, failure is infertility.

As a workplace number, say something wonderful about job hunting.

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I met such a job seeker when I was recruiting.

Interviewer: Why did you choose our company?

Applicant: My resume is from Haitou, so I replied to your company …

Will you stop being so honest, dear? What do you want our HR to answer?

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Received such a resume, panic a force:

In the past, three companies closed down. 1 The boss ran away and one company closed down.

Are you the chosen one? I strongly suggest you go to your rival company!

03

The epitome of resume lies -@ importpandora

Social practice:

"Invited to participate in the campaign of Mrs. Hillary Clinton's 20 16 US President San Francisco, and undertook part of the propaganda work and campaign fund-raising work of the presidential campaign.

Although the election failed in the end, it is undoubtedly a sign that China's influence has expanded and even penetrated into American politics, and it is also a sign that the national strength is booming. I'm very proud. "

Translation:

"I received an advertisement message that day. It was an advertisement for a gambling sites in San Francisco, and began to bet on the presidential election. I invested Hillary 5 yuan, and then I sent a link to share the website pumping water to several QQ groups.

Later, this bitch actually failed, causing me to lose 5 yuan, and the last 50 yuan in the bound bank card was gone. So in a rage, I climbed over the wall and went to the message area of the campaign video to swear, yes, in Chinese. "

04

I met a job seeker who was confident in his face value, and his photos and self-evaluation were very special.

Self-evaluation: he is not bad-looking, so don't believe looking at photos.

05

I heard a joke:

The security guard of the company interviewed was not allowed in. A group of people called HR, and the examiner said: If you can't even handle the security guard, don't come. As a result, the security guard was changed with a hard beating. ...

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One course in our school is an open-book exam. At the beginning of the exam, a girl next to her looked around and said to the invigilator, Teacher, can I bring a book? Then she failed the course.

Wear trousers in the morning.

Take off your long pants at noon.