100 fangs joke.

1, don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove love with money.

3. Before the words go out, you are the master of the words, and after the words go out, you become the slave of the words.

4. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.

5. Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, while stealing many people's ideas is research.

6. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

7. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.

8, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

9. The attitude towards intellectuals marks the degree of civilization of a nation; The attitude towards workers and peasants is to question the conscience of this nation.

10, ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

1 1, brother, I'll throw a brick first. Throw the jade if you have it.