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What do men think about when they are having a cold war with women?

When men and women quarrel, they always think about how to make peace with each other. Several of my friends think so.

1. What did I do wrong? Asleep? Chat with others? To coax or not? Will he be more angry if he is coaxed? What's wrong with coaxing? No matter what, just say three words: "I'm wrong, I'm wrong, it's an infinite loop."

2. If she ignores me, I must have done something wrong. What should I do? Will she cry secretly? Mistakes are short-lived and misses last a lifetime! Wait a moment and admit your mistake!

3. I take the initiative every time, but I will also get tired. I won’t answer calls or text messages. Even if you scold me now, I can still feel it with every punctuation mark and expression. Ah, as long as you reply, no matter how cold your ass is, my hot face will stick to it until it gets hot.

4. Any conflicts must be resolved immediately. If you have had enough trouble, please give them a way out.

5. When you are in a cold war, you will think about what to do. You want to make up, but you can’t lose face. You want to make up with her right away if she talks to you. You are also afraid of being sad, and you are also a human being. It has flesh and blood and a heart.

6. In fact, most of the time boys don’t feel that girls are having a cold war with him? After playing the game for a week, I realized that my girlfriend hasn’t been with me for a long time. I didn’t think about anything. When I should eat, drink, sleep, I worked hard to reach the LOL rank. Later, I found that he thought about a lot of messy things alone and felt sad. He was about to die, so he hurriedly comforted him.

In addition, I would like to warn my male compatriots: Disappointment accumulates over time. You think there is no warning, but you don’t know how long she has endured it. When she starts to admit her mistake and is meek, she doesn't even question you, and instead shows kindness to you. You think you are starting to enjoy it, but in fact you are starting to lose her.

If one day your girlfriend stops being unreasonable, angry, and quarrelsome, and becomes the goddess you were after, believe me, you will lose your baby forever. All signs are: "You are not worthy of my love! I am too lazy to care about you..."

Why haven't you been looking for me recently? No more saying good night? Maybe she's busy recently, forget it, I'm busy too, I'll contact her after I'm done. Okay, I’m finally done with my work, eh? Where is my girlfriend?

In fact, most men will be a little stupid at this time. Maybe they don’t care about you or don’t love you, but they just don’t understand for a while. So if you are smart, don't give up on the cold war. If there is a cold war, give him more hints.

Girls will not give up on someone easily. It is a long decision and they will leave after they have accumulated enough disappointment. Finally, please fellow men please take good care of your girlfriends. The best solution to the "cold war" is to "cover the heat". How to "cover" yourself depends on your girlfriend's personality.