Sentences suitable for your cynicism and self-mockery.

One day, you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money and your good girl.

2. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

3. Be happy for happiness, and be sad for sadness.

It's getting cold. Remember to put on more clothes, especially now it's the season change, or you'll catch a cold, infect me and blow your head off.

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

6. A hero has no good wife, but a lazy man marries a flower branch.

I don't want to study for 30 days a month.

8. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.

9. Don't be silly. One person's efforts will never determine the relationship between two people. If you are not the one who sleeps with you, you can't be your sweetheart.

10. Time will give you the harshest slap in the face and the best medicine. Go through it bravely. Nothing can make you back down.

1 1. I was so nervous that I stood there with my mouth open. I think my heart is about to jump out.

12. I feel regret when I think of the prank in grade 12. I've always wanted to have a chance to apologize to her and relieve my inner guilt.

13. I loved, hated, resented and angry. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

14. What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.

15. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not used to make people believe. The only meaning of their existence is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.

16. Forgetting the time that once existed is your future.

17. It's very sad to leave, very sad, very self-blaming and very helpless. But I am sadder, more self-blaming and more helpless. I have no choice at all.

18. Now I'm the only one of the two. If memory is an expression, I will treat you as a secret.

19. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too seriously.

I am proud of being single, and I am trying to save my motherland.

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Don't change your love because of other people's eyes, don't lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and don't be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

22. People who make mistakes are actually full of self-blame, anxiety and shame in the face of mistakes. If the other party does not blame, it will give birth to some gratitude and comfort.

23. Men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

24. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

25. I am most afraid that you say good night to me, but tell another person that you can't sleep.

26. 12 Your existence is to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

27. Even if the whole city falls tomorrow, let me love it until the last second.

28. Some people, some feelings, miss once, maybe they are wrong in this life.

29. I am the most normal among abnormal people and the most abnormal among normal people.

30. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

3 1. Life has not cooked you. Do you think you are an asshole?

32. I don't care about the wonderful process, only about the satisfactory result.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

34. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

35. They called me BT and asked me to do CT. I am ET.

Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will feel miserable. ...

37. Smoking a cigarette shortens one second's life, and smiling makes you live one more second, so every time I smoke a cigarette, I have to smile to earn back one second for my life.

38. Even if love makes me fall down again, scars should be a kind of pride.

39. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

40. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

Cynicism and self-mockery that suit you. The third sentence is 4 1. Cheap is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

42. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.

43. I'm such a loser that I can't let go of someone who doesn't love me.

44. Starting from faith is a kind of motivation. No matter what you do, you must have the motivation to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.

45. Our biggest rival in love is not a third party, but time.

46. Pop songs are everyone's favorite, but you have to rock, which is a painful belief; You love to play ice hockey, but the people around you only know football, which is a painful belief; Everyone goes to the bar to drink, but you have to stay at home and see the world through a novel. This is a painful belief. -Embrace David's Life by Imagination.

47. I used time to prove that I like you, but you used time to prove that I was a fool.

48. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

49. Sensitive people love to entertain foolish ideas, while soft-hearted people love to ask for it.

50. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

5 1. I don't want to hear what you said, and I can't understand what you said. If I knew, I wouldn't do it either. If I do, I will make mistakes, so I skip class every day.

52. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.

Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.

54. The PE teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

55. Take your advice and leave me ten books!

56. I love love, and my embarrassment is in my heart. I am so corrupt.

57. If the boss uses you, you are a talent; When not in use, it is layoffs.

58. You said something casually, but I was seriously sad for a long time.

59. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: If I had worn that dress more, if I had enough courage to tell him … how happy I would be.

60. No matter what kind of feelings you encounter, it is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.

Sarcastic and ridiculous quotations.

1. Everything can be fake in this society, but I can't tolerate money being fake.

2, the most considerate thing for you is shoes, don't feel dirty. That's because your road is not clean.

3. It is a kind of happiness for a woman to kiss a man, and it is a kind of luck for a man to kiss a woman.

The so-called alma mater is a school where we scold a thousand times a day and don't allow others to insult us.

There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, changing their epitaphs from time to time.

6. I am Altman. My height and gourd skills are more changeable than Transformers.

7. My heart is not a bus. You can take it if you have a seat.

8. You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering into a sandstorm.

9. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

10, I cried after watching the water margin TV series. Emma Wu Dalang lives in the middle of the building. I'm not even as good as selling chef's cakes.

1 1. Handsome Bai has been unable to find a wife since he was appointed as the protector. Wukong asked why, and with tears streaming down his face, he said, They say everything is a cloud.

12, my pursuit in this life is very simple, I just want two flowers, namely "rich flowers" and "casual flowers".

13, every day, 50% of the time is spent despising yourself, and the other 50% is spent forgiving yourself. It's called entanglement.

14, even if the man in front of you is good at everything, everything is good, and there are advantages everywhere, and he doesn't love you, you will never change this shortcoming.

15, in this country, being a person who cares about the country and the people is the most stupid and painful. The country doesn't like it, and the people don't care.

16, it's getting cold, so I can confidently stop taking a shower for a few days.

17, what makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings.

18, how lovely the world would be if the grades could rise as fast as the house price.

19, the difference between an affair and an affair is that the former engages in the latter.

20. The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

2 1, when I was a child, regardless of Chinese and mathematics, as long as the questions were given, it was Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

22. In this way, don't think too much, life goes on, and there are many troubles every day. Don't bring too much emotion into your ordinary life.

23. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

24. What is a bad guy? Men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night.

We always say that as long as we wait, the right person will appear. What I want to say is, after waiting for so many years, please give me a fucking answer. Are you stuck in traffic or lost? ! !

26. If you have money, buy a bus and drive out. Stop at every bus stop and say sorry to those who want to get on. This is a private car. Wow ha ha ha

Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

Suitable for lonely mood: pretend to be free and easy when you leave, in order to repay your cynicism.

1. I don't talk to people actively, so I take the initiative to find someone I care about.

Fortunately, your concern came more timely than the winter that caught me off guard. I want to say a lot, but I blame the language for being too thin and not doing my best, and I am afraid that if I talk too much, I will become thin. All in all, it's my luck.

3. Cooking smoke rises from the kitchen stove, slowly rises from the blackened chimney, and hovers on the green and red brick roof, arousing the desire to go home.

I don't think much about long-term things. Many things will overwhelm you if you think too much. I just want to do a little bit of things well, and then I hope that such little things may accumulate into a good scenery one day.

The most suitable person is probably that you are a soft kitten in front of him, and you can make progress together at work and become a better person.

6. It doesn't matter if you are sad. It's okay to cry if you want. It's okay to be alone. Give time and everything will pass.

7. When I was a child, my pillow was full of saliva. When I grew up, my pillow was full of tears. When I was a child, laughter was a kind of mood, but when I grew up, it was an expression.

8. If you can explain why you like someone, it is not love. True love has no reason. I love you. I don't know why.

9. I don't want anyone to choose me because I am excellent. I need someone to see my shortcomings and want me.

10. Every second is a new beginning, and every hour is a new commitment. Dreams every night always bring hope, and what happens every day depends on you.

1 1. Looking forward to the arrival of the first snow, I can watch you grow old through the window until the glass becomes blurred, as if I have spent my life quietly with you.

12. The most terrible thing is to see myself gradually becoming the kind of person I hated before. There is one person who will never abandon you, and that person is yourself.

13. Be a man of few words, but there is a sea in my heart. Don't hurt others, be peaceful and comfortable in indifference.

14. People, at a certain age, live with a little trouble and unspeakable pain every day, smiling.

15. Some people profess loudly, while others care secretly. There are thousands of ways to love in Qian Qian, and only time can test them.

16. The best is often the one who has been with you for the longest time. Therefore, we don't need too many criteria to choose lovers. We only need these three things: don't lie to you, don't hurt you, and accompany you.

17. No matter how strange we ended up, what we did to you was true. I hope you don't regret knowing me. You are really happy.

18. In an instant, because a person's words are like being poured with a pot of cold water, swish, from head to toe.

19. If you are not a lifelong person, then don't talk about it all your life, not reluctantly, but let go.

20. The future is long, and people who love you are on their way. When he didn't come, I hope you can be your own sun, accompany with mountains and rivers, be confident, brave and kind.

Talk about your self-deprecating sentences.

Say your feelings in a self-deprecating way (1) 1. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

Almost there. If it really comes to an end, I hope to be with you at the last second.

I'm not single. I have a girl with a hard drive.

I was going to pick the stars for you, but I thought about it. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.

For me, only memories are left in lovelorn love, but for you, the beauty of love has just begun.

6. I am the best actor in film and television, the best director in the actor industry, the most skilled screenwriter in the director industry, and the funniest comic dialogue in the screenwriter industry. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

8. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

I was so nervous that I stood there with my mouth open. I think my heart is about to jump out.

10. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

1 1. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

12. No matter what kind of feelings, meeting is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.

13. Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

14. Because I care about you very much, I regret and blame myself every time I get angry. Because I love you very much, you are indispensable in my heart.

15. I made a mistake ... this remorse in my heart! I completely forgot the most important point.

16. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

17. What about loneliness? I'll take it!

18. 12 You exist to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

19. There are pits everywhere.

20. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "covering my ears" and it will thunder.

Talk about your feelings in self-deprecating sentences (2)1. If no one loves us, we will no longer love ourselves.

22. Time will give you the harshest slap in the face and the best medicine. Go through it bravely. Nothing can make you back down.

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of other people's eyes, never lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and never be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

24. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

My friends, they all say that at first glance, I have a long time to use. Actually, I don't take advantage at all. If you don't believe me, I might as well take a closer look.

26. Those books that I wanted to read but didn't read filled my heart with a library. -Mosquito bite.

27. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

28. It is always my casual hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

29. Always blame yourself "If you regret it." . People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

30. I am afraid of the remorse, self-blame and the determination to give up drinking with a hangover every morning.

3 1. Girl, actually I still care about you. Don't take everything to heart.

32. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

33. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.

34. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

35. "White-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

36. The moon sets in the western hills, sighing at midnight, and it is difficult to wait for the ticket. Don't laugh when you drink too much on the construction site, save money and earn money. Gao Fushuai doesn't know how to cry, so it's easy to throw away the money. Why do you need to return home at the beginning of the year when you are homesick? Who doesn't like the warmth of country wine and just wants to return home next year?

37. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

38. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

39. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

40. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

Say your feelings in a self-deprecating sentence (Part III) 4 1. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go for one night-it's always a good deal.

42. What do you mean, Xiu En 'ai died quickly? It means that girls sleep on the shoulders of boys every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

The greatest shame and distress is when you can't defend everything you love and live for.

Dear yourself, never embarrass yourself, such as not sleeping, not eating, being sad and blaming yourself. These are all things that fools do.

45. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

46. I am not afraid of dark clouds following me, nor am I afraid of going on the road alone. I am afraid that I will stop here, afraid of progress, afraid of unknown thorns.

47. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

48. Even staying up late is lonely. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.

49. Does the moon bring me mood? Whether yesterday's sunshine can ignite the flame of love, the flame of my love still burns. Please give me a chance, let's regain the sweet time!

Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

5 1. It's not terrible to be almost squeezed into a photo on the bus. The scary thing is taking pictures with disgusting men.

52. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I used to think I was the closest, and in the end I was just a passer-by.

53. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

54. The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and blue light are free.

55. I hope you don't follow the clouds to the distance, just like the wind that sets off all kinds of waves here.

56. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

57. Some people, some feelings, miss once, maybe they are wrong in this life.

58. Being alive has become a burden, laughing has become a ridiculous role, and I have lost my way, leaving only my shadow and me.

59. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose the road that suits you according to the actual situation of yourself and your family. As long as you work hard and study, you will definitely become a strong person in life.

60. Shame, regret, regret, regret, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

Talk about your feelings in self-deprecating sentences (Chapter 4) 6 1. You are confused, but you pretend to be great.

62. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not used to make people believe. The only meaning of their existence is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.

63. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

64. No mind, no phase, no living. However, I will still think of you, think of you and live with you.

65. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

66. It seems that after several generations of reincarnation, suddenly looking back, that person is behind her, where the sun rises, stopping to wait and never giving up.

67. When you start to question something, the accuracy is always surprisingly high.

68. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, so I hold the wall.

69. Please be old and don't pull me with inferior thread in the future. It will be broken from time to time.

70. If my face is mixed-race, at most, it is a mixed-race of Vietnam helping Cambodia.

7 1. All tm bullshit, no ex, only widowed, so what are you waiting for? Did you lie to me? Do you think I'm a fool? Really see through, no longer contact, you go, I have nothing to feel guilty about!

72. If you are not good enough, don't laugh at others' light-An Xiaoling

73. Faith is meaningful only when it is trampled.

74. People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always things they don't like, things they don't like, and things they like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

75. I'm curious, where did you find all your things? I once had a deer hit it, but now it's okay. It was killed.

76. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.

77. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

78. Regret and guilt fluctuated in my mind, and I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning this night.

79. Prosperity and tranquility. After all, some people will gradually forget about burial and drift away. Some stories will eventually become blurred. Who gave the little pendant on the wall to the person I loved the most? Sometimes I dare not think, just want to forget.

80. I checked the balance in Alipay, the balance in the bank card, and the balance in WeChat. One thing is basically certain. I am a poor man.