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Tell me about those who are fat again.
First, I'm too fat, and I'm getting fat again these days. The fat man ruined three views, so he made a card until June 25, 65. 5 to 62 kilograms, hope to succeed.
Second, tell my mother that I'm fat again and I'm used to arguing. She told me to go home and surprise me. Actually, I'm a surprise. As soon as the picture changed, dad was surprised.
Third, when I gained weight and stood up again, I could see that I was going to lose weight!
Fourth, the meat in the belly affects the aesthetic feeling. I'm fat and a little bloated these two days.
Five, walk a thousand steps without even consuming the energy of a bowl of rice, and feel fat again.
6. When a girl sends you a selfie, you just need to praise her for her beauty and say "Don't listen to what she says about getting fat". I hope that the majority of straight men can learn.
Seven, wake up, can't sleep, get up and do exercise! I feel fat again these two or three months!
Tim: You've put on weight again. So I love you more.
Nine, originally wanted to play ball to lose weight, all blame eating too much fat at night.
It's sad to be said to be fat again today. I need to summon up the courage to lose weight again.
Eleven, the ear should be cured quickly. I seem to have gained weight again after not running these days.
Twelve, there is a good saying, I don't look for you, you don't look for me, we just ignore each other, so we slowly lose weight and gain weight.
Thirteen, running two laps, out of breath. But at first, I just lost my progress, haha. Ps: I've gained weight recently.
Fourteen, I got a new hairstyle. Three years ago, I was obsessed with the midpoint. Three years later, I accidentally became the midpoint. Time is a good medicine, which has changed all of us. Many mothers say that the middle point of my face is big, and I say that the middle point of my face is small. Besides, I have a small face, but I have gained weight recently.
Hello, everyone, my nose is very fat. My grandmother told me today that I am 18 years old and can fall in love, which scared me to gain weight immediately.
I like black and fat clothes too much now, but maybe it's because I'm black and fat.
Seventeen, I found myself gaining two pounds. I silently put bananas in my bag and eat them tomorrow.
18. It's especially cool to lose weight after gaining ten pounds. As soon as I eat too much, my mother says, stop eating. I can't be thinner, but I think it's true that you are too fat and too thin, and you can control your weight better!
I was too busy to take pictures of the little guy today. He is getting fat again and can't sleep. Cervical spondylosis is committed! He will get fatter and fatter. What should I do?
Twenty, aunt downstairs is very talkative. When she saw me, she asked me if I had lost weight again, but I was embarrassed to gain weight again! What to do!
Twenty-one, filming must take photos with the babies. Anyway, I'm fat again. Want to lose weight?
Twenty-two, be a lady, don't talk, talking will expose my essence. Well, I've gained weight recently. Doing more and eating more is the truth.
Twenty-three, I'm getting fat again. Have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm my nerves ~
Hua Fei, what's the matter with you? Hua Fei, why are you getting fat again! (heartache)
Twenty-five, hahahahahaha, I have gained weight! Jumping around? ! I envy you for saying that I eat better than you.
Twenty-six, sister, what is the sentence you are most afraid of hearing? -You're getting fat again.-You're so realistic.-I was stumped by my sister at night.
Twenty-seven, my weighing scale said I was fat again, and it must be broken (I said I smashed weighing scale when I was eating chocolate). I swear that if I start eating chocolate chips and spicy strips in the middle of the night from the day after tomorrow, you will take all my snacks!
Twenty-eight, the unit toilet was just about to be refreshed, and it became like this as soon as I sat down. Have I gained weight recently?
Twenty-nine, I really want to buy clothes, bags, shoes and mobile phones, but I have gained a few pounds.
Thirty, this market, don't worry! Sleeping without rising or falling is the most suitable. I said I've gained weight recently, and I'll sleep when I'm full. There is no market, and I have to buy clothes.
My family has gained weight again recently. What a coincidence. So is mine.
I can't choose me. One of the difficulties is my problem or my choice may be quite delicious. A popsicle, a pack of almonds, a pack of biscuits and a big bottle of tea were all consumed, but I still couldn't choose, but I gained a catty. The weight of life is heavy again.
Thirty-three, weighed in the morning, unconsciously gained weight, and prepared to lose 2% body fat in two months.
We have known each other for seven years. How can we be speechless? Talk about the new book you read, talk about your weight gain, talk about your big troubles, and talk about your future husband and children. So, focus on your way, which is what we desire.
35. After ten days' hard work, I didn't have dinner until my husband made a hot and sour powder last night. I had already lost a catty (though not Doha), but I immediately called back before liberation after eating a bowl of hot and sour powder. Ho ho ~ (_) is getting fat again.
Thirty-six, fat again. That's good, so I'll be cuter.
If you are fat, talk about it. Let's talk about it again.
1, running for two laps, out of breath. But at first, I just lost my progress, haha. Ps: I've gained weight recently.
2. You accompany me to see the sea and let the sea breeze blow away all our troubles.
3. People who tie your shoelaces, people who make you eat fat, people who give you bangs, people who touch your head, people who look at you when you cry, people who beat him but don't fight back, people who encourage you when you are tired, people who giggle at you, and people who often contact you. Remember: you should cherish them.
Brother Kuan shaved his head and gained weight yesterday, 20xx. 1. 13-4.78kg! How could there be such a big baby in my stomach at that time? (Attached is a beautiful photo of Zhang Kuan's mother ... Now I can't see my stomach at all. Brother Kuan, you are responsible for me! )
5. I'm getting fat again ... my face is getting up again ... I can see it immediately when I weigh 5 kilograms ... I want to lose weight!
I am so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.
7. Good sisters! I don't mind you betraying me. My harvest is to see you clearly.
8. I feel more and more that besides being good-looking and knowledgeable, I also have the ability to live and take care of myself and others. When I was a child, I didn't know how to take care of myself, which would make people feel distressed. But adults don't know how to take care of themselves, don't care about their health, and don't care about the people around them. It's cool to live a rough life, but they have no taste.
9. I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.
10 You big beast, your face looks like a TV set. I wonder if your face looks like a TV socket.
1 1, went out to shoot, didn't shoot much, gained a lot of weight.
12, let Jiaoshou be my teacher in the new semester, and I promise that scum will attack Xueba.
13, you can't stop anyone from making bad comments on you, but you should give yourself more warmth.
14, say goodbye, don't say goodbye, and get out of my memory.
15, I have achieved half my goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic. ...
16, you always think I am thin, so let me eat more. If you leave, will others let me eat more? I am sick, will others feed me? Will others want me to gain weight? Will others urge me to fight for my career? The answer is: no, others can't replace your good!
17, if being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make a mistake again and again.
18, yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. Now I want to let go of all the things I once thought.
19, it is better to have those crazy friends than to swear by each other.
20. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
2 1, you are not fat at all, but there is a little blank in the photo.
Please don't put sugar in honey water, because I'm afraid of being fat.
It's not a long time that makes people feel distant, but two or three irreversible things.
24. Do you think the bell is a good voice in China? Tell me something funny about being fat.
25, this market, don't worry! Sleeping without rising or falling is the most suitable. I said I've gained weight recently, and I'll sleep when I'm full. There is no market, and I have to buy clothes.
26. Sanitary napkins are angels. They fold their wings every day.
27. Just because a good-natured person doesn't get angry easily doesn't mean he won't get angry. Just because a person with a good personality is playing dumb doesn't mean there is no bottom line.
28. I am fat, but I have a collarbone!
29. My hair is long, my wrinkles are many, my weight is soaring, my youth is gone, and I am old again-I will summon the dragon in the dark time of practicing piano.
30. Gold that does not want to be deformed is not good steel.
3 1, Xueba is developing! I recommend watching the video course of Qingguo College to make you a tyrant, a tyrant ~
32. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.
33. I have my own style, I have my own requirements, I am me, I can't be copied, I can't be replaced, there is only one me in the world.
Will you push me off the cliff and let me learn to fly? ]
35. No wonder your stomach can't get smaller.
36. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. Delivery is too slow.
37. I would rather get fat in a delicious way than be as slim as others. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
38. The world is a carnival for fools. We are all stupid and willing, so we are brave enough to be ourselves and waste our lives mercilessly. In fact, it is the great self who has always been with you.
39. No matter how good you are, some people will despise you. No matter how unbearable you are, someone will treat you like life. Therefore, don't show off in an ostentatious manner when you are arrogant, and don't degenerate when you are down and out.
40. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
4 1, the meat in the belly affects the aesthetic feeling. I'm fat and a little bloated these two days.
42. We will be together forever, right? -To a friend
43. Even a true friend feels rich.
44.- 9 dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive! !
45. I went to Xiasha for a wedding reception yesterday. I ate for two hours on the way and came back for two hours. I seem to have gained a few pounds in these six hours. Therefore, this week, we must control our diet and let our weight return to the past.
46. I finally accepted my ugliness and I have to accept it again after cutting my hair. Alas ... tell me something funny about being fat.
47. Whether I am funny depends on whether the person standing in front of me is familiar with me ~
48. Every dormitory has a snorer, a molar, a talker in his sleep, and a sleeper who watches the audience.
49. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.
50. I really want to buy clothes, bags, shoes and mobile phones, but I have gained a few pounds.
5 1, it rains all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.
52. Lost my heart, loved and loved, but lost my sister forever.
53, failure is not terrible, the key is to see whether it is successful.
54. One difficulty that I can't choose is that my question or my choice may be quite delicious. A popsicle, a pack of almonds, a pack of biscuits and a big bottle of tea were all consumed, but I still couldn't choose, but I gained a catty. The weight of life is heavy again.
55. I found that I gained two pounds. I silently put bananas in my bag and eat them tomorrow.
56. I have a new hairstyle. Three years ago, I was obsessed with the midpoint. Three years later, I inadvertently became the midpoint. Time is a good medicine, which has changed all of us. Many mothers say my face is bigger in the middle, and I say my face is the smallest. Besides, I have a small face, but I have gained weight recently.
57. The fat man is shouting and the thin man is doing it.
58. People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.
59. Even if your father is Li Gang, even if you look like Xifeng, even if you are fatter than Furong, I still miss you every minute. Promise to get drunk with me in this life, and I will love you more!
60. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat when I know it.
6 1, I am fat because many things are not detailed in my heart.
62. Son: I won't eat at night. I gained two pounds these days! Mom: How is that possible? Walnuts nourish the brain! Apples are vitamin supplements! How can you gain weight by eating these? Son: brain tonic? Then why didn't my head get heavier! ! ! ! Mom. . . .
Sitting in front of the computer from morning till night, the workload is more than n times. I gained two pounds in two days and will soon return to the peak of my freshman weight.
64. The happiest thing is that after some efforts, everything is gradually becoming what you want.
65. The society is so dark, but I am so simple. I did not belong to this society, but I came to this society by mistake.
There are too many people on the bus, which is very stuffy. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking: Who didn't buy a ticket? A friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly: fart didn't buy a ticket! Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly: I have bought the ticket!
67. Only modest people have the best chance to see the truth of the world. If a person doesn't want to climb higher, he is not afraid of falling and doesn't have to crowd out others. He can keep his innocence, become natural and concentrate on what he can do. Yang Jiang
68.why do you look like a pencil? Model 2B.
69. Companionship means that I will be by your side whether you need it or not.
70. Eat hot pot tonight. . . I haven't lost weight, but my muscles have gained. .
7 1, we have known each other for seven years. How can we have nothing to say? Talk about the new book you read, talk about your weight gain, talk about your big troubles, and talk about your future husband and children. So, focus on your way, which is what we desire.
72, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.
73. I was too busy to take pictures of the little guy today. He is getting fat again and can't sleep. Cervical spondylosis is committed! He will get fatter and fatter. What should I do?
74. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
When the scar left before is uncovered again, I know it will still bleed.
76. "My family has gained weight recently." "What a coincidence, mine, too."
77. I feel that I have grown up again ... decisively increased by one centimeter, with a net content of 192.5. But why did the weight soar to 2 18? .........
78. I went to the physical examination again today. From Monday to today, I gained 170 grams a centimeter. I will be born for 3 weeks tomorrow. After the full moon, I will try to be heavier than when I was born. I have to have a physical examination next Monday.
79, too fat, fat again this time, fat people destroy three views, make a card until June 25, 65. 5 to 62 kilograms, hope to succeed.
80, the United States and good Yili, and cherish and cherish!
8 1, southern Hunan is a dream, Gu Yuan's life, Lin Xiao is the future of Sogo, and friendship is all of Tang.
82, wake up, can't sleep, get up and do exercise! I feel fat again these two or three months!
83. You haven't invited me to dinner in the past year. How's it going? Birthday expression? You're welcome, I'll be satisfied with 1000 yuan a table! Good wishes!
84. When I was a child, I had three idols! A Lei Feng! Two Zhang Haidi! Zhang Ga, the third soldier! "Lady Gaga" for short!
85. There are too many stories with no endings, so you should get used to seeing each other late.
86. There is a saying that I have always believed:-Only when I am in trouble can I see clearly what a friend is and what a dog is. -
87. A good friend is probably someone who will hurt you in front of you and defend you behind your back.
88. When your wedding dress lands, I will wear a short skirt to match it. -Dress my best friend in a suit and tie to entertain you, and I will be radiant. To the brothers.
Both Hong and Goodbye, Mr. Loser tell us that what you like may not be suitable for you, but what is around you is always the best.
90. Nani, after I went to Qingguo College, I became a tyrant, but the tyrant became a god, and I still ranked at the bottom.
9 1, my father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
92. People who are not fat say that they are fat every day, and those who are really fat have long been numb!
93. Don't refuse sincere words, let alone a sincere heart.
94. Don't miss it, don't entangle it, the person you love doesn't know whose arms it is now.
95. The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is to do what others think you can't do.
96. Jewelry belongs to beautiful people, flowers to romantic people, chocolate to obese people, love letters to stupid people and jokes to lovely people. This message is for you! I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
97. "It is said that zombies only eat people with brains." "Then you will be safe."
98. Your ears should get better soon. You seem to have gained weight by not running these days.
99. Baidu dragged on again ... find a wife to show me. ...
100, I'm getting fat again. Hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm my nerves ~
Tell me about those people who are fat in summer vacation.
Tell me about those people who are fat in summer vacation.
First, if I can't pass subject two tomorrow, I will be able to live up to my summer vacation and be fat to black!
Second, share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.
3. I was trapped in a heavy rain for about ten days, and it finally cleared up today, so I can go out to the supermarket ~ It's only been a week since the summer vacation, and I seem to be dark and fat ~ I still remember when the school started last year, the students looked at me in surprise, and finally frankly said in capital letters: Teacher, why did you get tanned and eat fat during the summer vacation?
From last summer vacation to this summer vacation, it seems that nothing has changed except eating a little fat, hahaha.
5. At home during the summer vacation, people are lazy, tanned, eat fat, have more meat, and the corresponding people are short and cold, alas ~ this kind of life.
6. Why did you dye your hair today? Why did you go to Thailand this summer vacation? I don't want to have afternoon tea today. I don't want to take selfies now, because I am fat.
Seven, a summer vacation has passed, watching you go back to school for two days, fat, ugly and stupid, but this is not a problem, because in a few days, small fresh meat will come, and everyone can welcome their schoolmates together. Let's talk about the feeling of the first class first. Is it cool?
Eight, I accidentally shut up in the summer vacation of my first year of high school, and I finally lost weight after eating more than ten kilograms.
William Chan is really handsome. . . . Isn't it normal to eat fat and not see your eyes in summer vacation?
Ten, the summer vacation has been in the endless cycle of losing weight and eating fat and coming back to eat fat and thin.
I gained a few pounds in the summer vacation and recovered in these two days. I don't know what kind of expression to put on. I want to be quiet. Ps: I am 168cm.
Twelve, I finally lost more than 30 kilograms, and I will gain weight again in a summer vacation. It is too hot to play ball! Angry.
Thirteen, I said, make wonton tonight. Brother, remember to buy shallots and coriander. Haha, don't blame me for getting fat during the summer vacation.
Fourteen, I'm really fat these two days ... try to get rid of another layer of fat in the summer vacation. What if I have abdominal muscles?
Fifteen, it is estimated that I lost almost two pounds in the exam some time ago. Anyway, I will gain weight in the summer vacation.
Sixteen, from the previous 59kg to the current 54kg, from the sentence of getting fat when I went home to the fact that I am thin now, all happened unconsciously in my freshman year. In order not to rebound, summer vacation must be pressed! Who said that college will be fat! )
Seventeen, senior three, eating and chewing, in fact, the more shrinking, generally based on 1 106 kg, the lowest 106 kg. . During the week of college, I also ate and chewed, and even gained 4 pounds in 6 days. It seems that you should eat less in the trough, and there is no such fattening effect in the summer vacation for three months. .
Eighteen years old, it's not easy to lose a few pounds and eat fat. It's an evil summer vacation.
Nineteen, if I lose twenty pounds this summer vacation, I will be perfect and I will never be afraid of getting fat again.
Twenty, the happy holiday is over and I have to go to work tomorrow. I took three days off, three days to eat, drink and be merry, and I guess I gained weight again. The next holiday should be the Dragon Boat Festival, and then the summer vacation. I am looking forward to it! Many plans are waiting to be realized!
Twenty-one, from eating fat at school to almost 10 kg now, from not having a small belly to having a small belly! ! No, summer vacation must be reduced! The swimming started.
Twenty-two, at home, I don't know how much I gained, and I rolled to school like a ball. I am very happy at home, because someone is with me day and night every day. After the summer vacation, I will go back to Dalinxi.
Twenty-three, sophomore summer weight, almost half a year. Now, I have gained ten kilograms. Although I have never had a small face, at least I don't look like more than 100 kilograms. I gained weight after my junior year, so I was afraid. It seems that I have to make up my mind to lose weight, as crazy as high school.
HY, I gained 26 Jin in order to wait for you. I will graduate soon. If you don't come to me again, I will lose weight and chase after small fresh meat in the summer vacation.
Twenty-five I called my mother yesterday. I said I felt fat. My mother said you shouldn't eat your oval face. When I went back last summer vacation, my mother said that you should never come back again if you are fat. When I went back during the winter vacation, my mother said, Nini, why are you getting fat again? Then I asked loudly, where did I pick it up?
Twenty-six, it doesn't matter if you are fat during the summer vacation, just take a picture of your face.
Twenty-seven, summer vacation home, my mother said I was fat. This is the first bad news I have heard recently.
Twenty-eight, I was fine at home during the summer vacation and gained weight again. Now 150 kg makes me a little breathless! They say it's time to lose weight! But how can we lose weight? Who can pay attention to it for me!
Twenty-nine In the supplementary class in the morning, the girls in the front row came to ask us if the answer to our homework was wrong. At that time, she didn't know how to answer. She muttered silently that the teaching assistant was lazy and didn't do his homework every time. The students in the top class are ashamed of the monthly salary of the teaching assistant. After receiving the first formal interview notice, I tried on the formal dress and found that I was much fatter than during the summer vacation and my clothes were a little tight.
Thirty, but my sister gained a lot of weight during the summer vacation, and now my little arm is fighting with me.
Fall in love in minutes: I wish you were fat again. I like many things about you.
1, you asked me how much I love you, which means I fell in love with you a hundred times after I met you.
If I can give up all over the world, at least you are worth cherishing. You are here, which is the miracle of life. -"At least you"
I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I will try my best to give you the best in this life.
You can leave the rest of your life to me for safekeeping, and you can take away every word you like in my love story.
I miss the seeds of love like you, the ever-flowing water like you, the daily necessities like you, and growing old together like you!
6. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.
7. Of all the happiness that is not remembered, I like you best. Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best.
8. You are getting fat again, which is good. There is another circle where I can like you.
9. I am slow-heating, but the heat preservation performance is good! Once heated, it will not cool. For example, I like you.
10, I want to be with you, from the first sight to the end of my life.
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