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Tell me about those who left their jobs.

1. My pants are getting bigger and bigger since I left my job. This pair of trousers was newly bought on the day I came to work! Did I get thinner or did my pants get bigger? Wow, the acne strength on my face is slowly gone.

The pressure of work is unbearable. The turnover of the company is too big these two days. Every time I am asked to sign the resignation form, my heart is bleeding. After work, Dong Chao talked to me again. Me. . . After washing my feet at night, I found myself inexplicably growing a lot of little red dot who didn't know anything. I really can't hold on. Allow me to cry in the toilet for a while.

I plan to leave the law firm today and finish my two-month internship. I can't find the personnel procedures, so I eat grapefruit by myself in the elevator shaft. Suddenly I hope I have no free will, and I hope I can see my destiny clearly.

All the local people who have worked for three years have left their jobs. In fact, they still want everyone to be happy together, but all things must come to an end. Let's refuel separately.

My colleagues and friends were surprised when I said that I submitted my resignation. I said I would win the annual prize in January. You are doing very well. Why did you leave? I am not happy at work. My boss talks like an asshole. It is not worth working hard for yourself for two years. I want to change my working environment. The most chilling thing is that your hard work can't compare with others' mouths. I quit, that's all.

6. I dreamed that I had left my job, relaxed physically and mentally, and suddenly woke up.

7. Hello, it's rare to reunite with a group of friends who left in May and set up an organization. Praise May, a month worth looking forward to!

8. The little girl who hasn't contacted the furniture factory for several months found out that she left her job today. Remember 1993 that lovely girl who came to me in a daze to find a performance, worked hard for that single, but now she was fired from the company because she was pregnant, hehe, the world. ...

9. The small partner who joined the company almost at the same time left the company and felt abandoned.

10, you left quietly, just as you came quietly. You handed me your resignation letter, and you didn't take a group of subordinates with you. It's not fucking interesting enough.

1 1, I'm finally leaving my job, everything is a new beginning, and I can't escape what should come …

12, continue to lose sleep. I wonder if I started to lose sleep after you left, and if I still have feelings for you. Anyway, I hope you will get better.

13, I'm really leaving my job soon! I feel very trance, and from time to time I have the idea that I have lost my job. Be strong.

14, the company that left for one year, the bonus just came, which made me surprised, happy and helpless.

15, there are too many right and wrong among colleagues or gossip about papers and subordinates' dissatisfaction and complaints about leaders ... Let me be a listener silently! Don't be a discussant, don't discuss other people's affairs, do your job well, and shut up and leave if you don't want to stay. Don't pay attention to others' praise or affirmation or flattery, learn to ignore it, endure it yourself, and there is no need to find someone to tell.

16, I was so angry that I left my job. Exercise and torture are different. Don't always endure, timely refusal and distance are good ways to resolve.

17, I felt the worst day of my life: leaving my job, my car broke down on the elevated main road, the power went out, and I moved things into my stomach. All the bad things were accumulated on the last day of 20 15 1 1. I just hope that everything will be smooth and the financial resources will be rolling in.

18, I can't stop it from happening ~ but it just happened ~ What makes people sad is not the score, but the management of a store. I just want to say that at this moment, I want to write a resignation letter and leave ~ I am so disappointed in the leader ... beyond description! Do such people still need my efforts? What makes you want to leave your job is not the job itself, but the environment you found. No one wants to say a word when they are injured ~ is this the workplace? So cold-blooded, so cold ...

19, left Foxconn last year, and then returned to my hometown in Lan Xiang. Lan Xiang graduated from work, and her mother is from Foxconn.

20. Since Jun Yan left his job, he has been lonely every day, and he doesn't even remember to eat. Today, my brother took me to dinner, and I met my master on the way. The three of them went to eat rice noodles together, which made me depressed all day and instantly became very happy. In the evening, Sister Dan sent me a video, exposing her happy life after marriage. No matter what path you choose, you hope to meet the right person.

2 1. Make sure to let go of all the burdens in your heart and breathe out, and the future will be better.

22. Before going to work 1 1 day, I felt that the people here were different from me! I'm looking in the wrong direction! You should find someone similar to your last job! Should I apply for resignation now or leave at once? The former has to wait for the interview to get paid! The latter is irresponsible, does not pay wages, and will be scolded! Hey! Take a break for an interview and see how your new job is! Not going to work is annoying, and going to work is even more annoying!

23. Don't be childish. You quit your job easily because you need this job, not because this job needs you.

24. I just finished the resignation procedure and submitted it. I will work for seven years on the 9th of next month, and everything goes by quickly. The first bucket of gold in my life, I left the best time of my life (23-29 years old) here in China Railway Fifth Hospital, with no regrets. Stand up for the last shift today, but be prepared for a better tomorrow!

25. The reason for the large-scale paralysis of Beijing Express is that the news with great influence, such as the paralysis of outlets and the large-scale resignation of couriers, is not reported all day, which is the highlight of the entertainment circle. This era is poisonous.