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A collection of questions and answers on earthy love stories. A collection of earthy love stories full of routines.

1.

Do you have a lighter?

No.

Then how did you ignite my heart?

2.

What do you think I want to drink?

I don’t know.

I want to protect you.

3.

What do you think I want to eat?

I don’t know.

Looking at you dreamingly.

4.

Do you know why I caught a cold?

Because you caught a cold?

No, because I have absolutely no resistance to you.

5.

Are you tired?

Not tired.

But you have been running in my heart for a whole day.

6.

I am a cute girl.

Huh?

You are cute.

7.

What are you?

Tiger.

No, you belong to me.

8.

I don’t think you have ever met the girl of your dreams.

Huh?

Just look at it when the phone screen is black.

9.

Can I carry you on my back?

Why are you carrying me?

Because you are my life-long person.

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10.

The Moments you have liked are called donuts.

11.

Sorry.

Don't ever say sorry to me, never.

12.

Smile at me.

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How can I sleep at night if you don’t smile at me.

13.

Good night.

Good night, I hope you will miss me so much that I can’t sleep at night.

14.

I like a little brother.

Then he must be very handsome.

You are too narcissistic.

15.

How do you say "Mom, I love you" backwards?

Do you love me?

Yes.

16.

Do you have a girlfriend

No

Congratulations, now you have one.

17.

I think there is something wrong with your lips.

What is the problem?

A little far away from me

18.

Let me ask you, if you are a coat, which coat do you think you are?

Long coat

Wrong! You are the only one in my heart

19.

Recently I feel that I am as small as a grain of sand and you are like a horse

Why

Because together I am Sha Qima (Sha Qima)

20.

Do you know what a way to save battery life on your mobile phone is?

You are by my side

21.

I want to eat a bowl of noodles

Then go and eat it

I want to eat In your heart

22.

Can you be my Oreo

You can’t eat me

I want to pick you up

23.

Justin: If you and I go to have barbecue, what would you consider eating first?

You Changjing: Consider pork first

Justin: Shouldn’t you consider me first?

24.

Hey, you How long have you been single?

From the womb to now

Sorry, I kept you waiting for so long. Love quotes to flirt with your girlfriend_Sad love stories

1. Love is a song without a name, left to you who has no name in this world.

2. Spring sleep will reveal to you how good your partner is everywhere

3. The weather is good today, so suitable for getting married.

4. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realize that I am really the happiest person in the world.

5. I came to this world and wasted decades just to look back at you.

6. If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you can be my girlfriend

7. Nothing special, I just want to hear your voice.

8. What is a door made of wood called? What is a door made of wood? What is a door made of iron? Then our door to happiness is called us

9. Man: Let’s talk. Woman: What are you talking about? Male: Falling in love

10. Don’t be sad, the kite has the wind, the dolphin has the sea, and you still have me.

11. Your lips are very beautiful. They are suitable for saying you love me and even better for kissing me.

12. Your name only has two words. Although it does not make up a sentence, it is already pretending. Fills my heart.

13. Your voice is full of beautiful memories we will create.

14. Can you wash something for me? You like me

15. Do you know that no one touches my heartstrings like you?

16. When will you have time to marry me despite your busy schedule?

17. Do you know what kind of candy is the sweetest? What kind of candy is our wedding candy

18 .Do you know what kind of person I want to become? Become your person

19. If I trick you, I’m sorry, I did it on purpose

20. If I can only live one day in my life, I hope it will be the day with you< /p>

21. I like you without permission, I’m sorry, I did it on purpose

22. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person.

23. What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

24. I like someone, and then she asks, and then

25. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima

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26. I am a little afraid of you because I am afraid of my wife

27. We have the most beautiful memories of meeting, knowing each other and being together. At least when we are old, we will still have this memory for us to reflect on.

28. If your heart is small, all small things will be big; if your heart is big, all big things will be small.

29. I haven’t eaten candy since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

30. “How long have you been single?” “From birth to now” “Sorry to let you go.” You've been waiting for so long" A collection of the most popular sultry love words, the sweetest and heart-warming love words in 2021

1. Your appearance is like a beautiful shooting star, passing by in my life, but... A lifetime of beauty remains in my heart.

2. In the vast sea of ????people, meeting is fate, and staying together is love.

3. I have only two wishes: to be by your side, and to be by your side.

4. No sooner or later, just appear in each other's lives; you and I are willing to spend the rest of our lives together hand in hand.

5. I don’t want to hit the wall anymore, I want to hit my husband’s chest.

6. No matter where you are, your caring heart never changes.

7. If possible, I would like to spend every holiday with you.

8. Holding hands until old age, dependent on each other for life and death, there is a kind of love that is only you besides you. I can give up the whole world just to protect you.

9. Our meeting is meaningful only when you also want to see me, and the same is true for love. Only when you love me too, does it make sense for me to love you!

10. The warmth of firewood, rice, oil and salt is not the longest confession of love. Please cherish the person who never left after he came.

11. I turned around and saw you coming, in the sunshine, so a smile overflowed from my heart.

12. I love you without any purpose. Just love you. Just be yourself for once in your life. This time, I want to give you the world. This time, being bruised and bruised didn't matter. This time, use all your courage.

13. What a beautiful word it is to arrive as promised. It is hard to wait, but we never let it down.

14. True love is that I make you moved and you make me feel at ease.

15. The happiest thing in the world is: someone listens to what you say, understands what you express, and you love someone for the rest of your life. Routine love words, very sultry, routine sentences to seduce your girlfriend

1

Sanli Qingfeng Sanli Road

Step by step in the wind, step by step you

2

Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, I only love you for three days

Yesterday, today, tomorrow

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You've been so annoying lately

I never tire of being so cute

4

If I play hide and seek with you, I will definitely lose

Because you can’t hide if you like someone

5

You don’t know how much I like you

But if I go to see you, I will definitely run

6

There are rumors recently that I like you

I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.

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7

I suspect that your essence is a book

Otherwise, why would I feel more and more sleepy as I read

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Karen Mok’s Cloudy Day and Stefanie Sun’s Rainy Day

Jay Chou’s Sunny Day are not as good as You and Me Chatting

9

Do you know what my shortcomings are?

Disadvantages of you

10

Do you know the difference between you and the stars?

The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart

11

There are 100 ways to be sweet

Sugar Cake

There are 98 more times to miss you

12

Don’t let me see you again

Otherwise I will see you once

Like you once

13

You look very much like a relative of mine.

Huh?

My mother’s son-in-law.

14

Why do you want to harm me?

What’s harming you?

What makes me like you so much.

15

Where are you from?

* * People.

No, you are my sweetheart.

16 Do you know who you look like?

Who?

My man.

17

Are you short-sighted?

I’m not short-sighted.

Then why can’t you see that I like you?

18

I want to eat a bowl of noodles.

What noodles?

In your heart.

19

Can you do me a favor?

What are you busy with?

Help fall in love with me quickly.

20

Guess where my heart is?

On the left.

Wrong, on your side.

21

I want to buy a piece of land from you

What land?

You are dead set.

22

Do you smell anything?

No

Why does the air taste sweet when you appear?

23

Can you shut up?

I didn’t speak?

Then why is your voice filling my head?

24

Aren’t you tired from running around every day?

Huh?

You run around in my heart every day.