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Let me know if you want to hit someone.
Even Jin Shengtan praised: the personality of 108 people is really 108. Since there are many characters and countless words in the Water Margin, are there any common words or catchphrases? Of course, in order to make readers understand better, the author deliberately chose three sentences, because these three sentences are not only common but also divided into three categories. Let's look at the first sentence first!
First, the catchwords that make people laugh. This first sentence belongs to the mantra used by Water Margin. No matter what state people say, there is no specificity. After Lu Ba went to weeping willows, he became friends with Lin Chong. They were chatting happily. When they learned that Lin Niangzi had been molested by hooligans, Lin Chong hurried there, only to find a young man standing alone on the Hu ladder, blocking Lin Chong's wife. Go upstairs and talk to you. ? Mrs. Lin Chong blushed and said, "It's clear, what's the reason to flirt with lovers?"? ?
Lin chong rushed to the front, turned the young man's shoulder blade over and shouted: What is the crime of molesting a lover's wife? ? Just about to punch, I saw Gao Yanei, son of Gao Taiwei's moth.
This is the first time that Lin Niangzi was molested by Gao Yanei. Although Gao Yanei was pardoned by Lin Chong, he still didn't change his mind. He colluded with Lu Qian, Lin Chong's good friend, and tricked Lin Niangzi into Lu Qian's house. When Lin Chong learned the news, he came again, but he heard his wife call, "It's clear, how can I leave my lover's wife here?"? ?
You should have seen it by now, right? The first sentence, just four words? Clear the world? I must have laughed. How could such a thing happen in the world? Clear the world? . But the problem is, this sentence is not only said by the victim Lin Niangzi, but also said by Sun Erniang, who runs a pork bun shop.
At that time, Song Wu was escorted to Sun Erniang's shop in Crossslope. Song Wu saw at a glance that there was something wrong with the steamed stuffed bun in the shop and asked. Sun Erniang replied:? Clear the world, Lang Lang Gan Kun, where did you get the meat buns and the smell of dog meat? My steamed bread is cow's ?
Maybe someone will say, let's not talk about the victim, Mrs. Lin, or the harmful Sun Erniang. This is what women say. Did the man say that? Of course, he was an official in the Northern Song Dynasty. At that time, Song Jiang accepted the harness and killed tian hu and Wang Qing.
On this day, Yan Qing and Li Kui jy ran out to play, and just turned around, they saw a man throwing bricks and tiles at a family. The man said:? In the Qing dynasty, I broke up with Kun twice, refused to pay back the money, and beat me upside down in my house. ? Hearing this, the black whirlwind saw that the road was uneven and wanted to fight. Yan Qing clung to him, and jy opened his eyes and wanted to fight with him. The man said:? I have a savings account with him. What do you care? I'm going to beg Zhang Zhao to go to Jiangnan today, so don't mess with me. ? It turns out that this man is a small official in the Northern Song Dynasty and will soon conquer Fang La!
Look at this three times? Clear the world? Is it true that you laugh at the sight, but at the same time you have to admire Shi Naian, even the details are so subtle. Only this mantra outlines the rivers and lakes? Chaos? .
Second, the mantra that makes people cry, if you say? Clear the world? If you bring your own happiness and make people laugh inexplicably, then the following sentence will make people cry, because this sentence is dedicated to a certain kind of people. Let's read the original first.
When he became the A Qiu of Gao Qiu, the first thing he did was revenge. Because Wang Jin's father beat Gao Qiu, Gao Qiu challenged Wang Jin? This guy, your grandfather sells Hua Gun in the market. What martial arts have you saved? The former official has no eyes, so I can be a coach. How dare you underestimate me? Who do you rely on when you are sick at home, and you are happy! ?
Wang Jin accused: How dare a villain? In fact, he is still ill. ? Gao Taiwei scolded:? The thief is with the army. Since you are ill, how did you get here? ?
There must be a lot of people right, right? Armed thief? Impressed, because of the high appearance rate, such as Song Wu, he was also called by thieves to catch thieves many times. But the problem is that it is AG, Song Wu, etc. A thief in the army? Obviously forced, Wang Jin was forced to leave, Song Wu was forced to go to Erlong Mountain, and later entered Liangshan, not to mention Lu Junyi. In short, are all heroes in the Water Margin this sentence? Armed thief? Hurt, and finally turn the hero into an enemy.
From where? Clear the world? Chaos, are you coming? Armed thief? The hero became a traitor, which shows that Shuihu is still an upside-down Jianghu. Only these two sentences outline the half? Water Margin? Why half? The reason is very simple, please see the last sentence!
Third, the mantra of wanting to hit people. Where there are rivers and lakes, there are people, and there are people with leading roles. Then there is no doubt that Song Jiang is the protagonist in the Jianghu. So if you don't have Song Jiang, how can you get the whole Jianghu? So what is Song Jiang's most common sentence?
No? Yucheng Xiaoyan? Wait, but the following sentence. When Guan Sheng led the troops to attack Liangshan, Lin Chong and Qin Ming fought Guan Sheng, and they were about to win, but Song Jiang quit. Lin Chong was angry and asked why. At that time, Song Jiangdao said, Brothers, we are loyal, righteous and self-disciplined, bullying the weak, which is not what we want. Even in battle, this person will not give in, but it will make people laugh. I think Guan Sheng is a brave general, loyal minister, and his ancestors are gods. If he goes up the mountain, Song Jiang is willing to give way. ?
See these last words? ? Would you like to step aside? I don't know about you, but I have the urge to hit people at this time, because this hypocrisy is at home. Everyone knows that Song Jiang has always wanted to win over, but only if he is the boss and takes other heroes to win over, so as to highlight the value of Song Jiang. Otherwise, why did Classical die so illegibly? After the death of Classical, actually Sung River was in Liangshan, and no one could shake him.
But what about Song Jiang, but he keeps saying? Would you like to step aside? , not once or twice, said to Guan Sheng, said to Hu Yan, said to Hu Yan, said to Lu Junyi? If this continues, even if Song Jiang is not bored, it is estimated that all readers are already bored, and they can't wait to beat him to change his lines!
However, it is this sentence that completely describes Song Jiang's character, and at the same time makes the appearance of the whole water margin appear: one? Chaos, inversion, hypocrisy .
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