Make you laugh. It's fun. It's funny. Talk about the meaning of laughing and crying.

1. It's time for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

2. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in China history, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots.

The school is a caring institution, and it never kills anything, because there is no chicken in the stewed chicken with potatoes?

The school water is super pure water, because I have never found a grain of rice in Xiaomi soup. ?

6. The financial situation of the school is very good, which can be said to be rich, because every dish in the school has enough salt and never cuts corners.

7. The canteen manager is hired from Carrefour, because whenever a leader comes to check, he will sell it. Fifty cents can buy a chicken leg and a tea egg.

8. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of a harem without a prince's concubine. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

9. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

It's fun to make you laugh. Talk about the meaning of laughing and crying. Say 1.

10. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

1 1. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

12. In the elevator, I heard two girls talking about who. One said, why is it okay to wear ugly clothes on him? The other thought for a moment: maybe because he is ugly, he arranged all his clothes!

13. There is a kind of friendship called frozen hand friend. No matter how cold your hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hands.

14. Body and soul are always on the way to eat.

15. There are so many women in the world that I think I will definitely make money by selling sanitary napkins in the future. Create your own brand, it's called Shure. I have thought of all the advertising words, but the internet is slow.

16. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

17. The legend of Mi Yue tells us that even sisters who have lived all their lives will meet one day as long as they fall in love with the same man. This shows that men are really bad things!

18. Spring breeze is ten miles, Xia Feng is a hundred miles, autumn wind is a thousand miles, and winter wind is Wan Li, all of which are not as good as you can blow.

19. When you feel that you are useless and a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself for some money.

20. Thanks to Sun Li's Empresses in the Palace and The Legend of Mi Yue. Although I haven't seen an episode, I have known the words "Heng and Mi" since then.

Make you laugh. Interesting. Talk about the meaning of laughing and crying. Talking about 2

2 1. Once you drown, don't be nervous and play dead immediately. In this way, the water will think you are a corpse, and then you can surface.

22. How time flies, only one second, just two seconds.

23. I found I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

24. If you feel tired like a dog all day, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

25. In ancient times, when girls were dating, it was up to their parents to say whether they wanted it or not. If not, she said that her daughter still wants to stay with her parents for two years.

26. A teacher said: I don't want to generalize. There are indeed some Virgo students who have this problem: the papers are neatly written and the papers are clean, but the answers are all wrong.

27. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

28. I saw a figure like you in the street. I chased like crazy and suddenly woke up. It turns out that you are no longer in this city, so I silently put down my brick.

I left my hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

3 1. Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

Learn more.

Very funny, very funny. Talk about the funny connotation of Daquan that makes people laugh.

1. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

In fact, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

4. God is fair, giving others happiness will also make them blind, for fear that they will feel uncomfortable.

Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

6. My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots.

7. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of a harem without a prince's concubine. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

8. There has been a question in my heart these days: Have all the mobile phones of the audience in the Spring Festival Evening been confiscated?

9. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

10. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

1 1. When you hate people around you, the best way to express your disgust is not to argue with them, but to work hard and leave them when you have the chance. In that way, they will disappear from your life forever, just like death.

12. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

13. There is a kind of friendship called frozen hand friend. No matter how cold your hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hands.

14. Body and soul are always on the way to eat.

15. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

16. If a person has no object, others will comfort him. Women nowadays demand too much. If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.

17. When you feel that you are useless and a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself for some money.

18. Thanks to Empresses in the Palace of Sun Li and The Legend of Mi Yue. Although I haven't seen an episode, I have known the words "Heng and Mi" since then.

19. Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

20. How time flies, only one second, just two seconds.

2 1. I found I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

In ancient times, when a girl dated, she said whether she wanted it or not, but it was up to her parents to decide. If not, she said that her daughter still wants to stay with her parents for two years.

23. If you feel tired like a dog all day, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

24. Beijing is seriously polluted, and primary and secondary schools are on holiday, but adults have to go to work normally. This tells us: cherish your school days, because once you grow up, you can't be regarded as an individual.

25. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

26. Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.

27. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

28. I saw a figure like you in the street. I chased like crazy and suddenly woke up. It turns out that you are no longer in this city, so I silently put down my brick.

I left my hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

Funny humor. Talk about mood phrases.

1. A young man went to lose weight. The doctor said that he could only eat two pieces of bread every meal. The young man actually said, before or after meals?

2. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through the roaming chat record function of the smart phone.

3, don't always watch AV, and you don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

4. When sitting in the classroom bored, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

There was an activity in a shopping center yesterday. I heard there was a song by BiBi Zhou, so I went there. I didn't know there was a man named Zhou Bi until I got there.

6. Our advantage is that we can correct our mistakes, but our disadvantage is that we don't know our own mistakes.

7. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

8. Did you hear that? You treat me like a game, and I will abuse you to death.

9. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who hits you the most.

10, there is a hole in your head. There is water in the hole, fish in the water, and fish are still spitting bubbles.

1 1, Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

12, women who can only cry are rubbish, and women who can't cry are monsters.

13, I have a dream, I am as thin as a shadow. Do all chubby girls have this ideal?

14, the only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

17, what you say in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

18, I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

19, she's mine, don't touch it! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

20. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

2 1, girl, find a husband and have a baby named Xia in the future. The child should not be asked by the teacher.

22. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

24, the monster is a good boy, he will say to Altman; Don't be sad, just hit me.

25. When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, I will leave it to you and I will leave.

26. Your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

27. In devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

28. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on the wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

30. I hate people who don't reply to my messages for a long time. Don't look, I'm talking about you.

3 1, so many people in the street are so dangerous to wear, but they look so safe!

I vaguely remember the question that the teacher said, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

I don't expect you to comfort me, as long as I don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I will be grateful.

34. I had dinner today. There is a bug in the bowl. I wanted to call my boss, but I was curious and wanted to try it. I didn't expect it to taste good.

35. Everyone who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is bed.

36. Sleeping for seven hours at school is not enough, but sleeping for five hours during holidays is twice as energetic.

37. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

38. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.

Dear child, I wish you a lonely dog in the future.

40. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

4 1, the explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

42. How many centuries will computers be invented without radiation?

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

44. When my hair grows to my waist, I'll cut it and sell it, and then we'll get the license, okay?

45. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.

Laugh with a smile _ Laugh with a smile and make sentences

Laugh.

Interpretation of idioms: Laugh with your hands over your stomach. Describe meeting a ridiculous thing and laughing uncontrollably. And got pregnant.

Origin of Idiom: Sima Qian's Historical Records Biography of Japanese in the Western Han Dynasty: Sima Yi said with a smile: The doctor has Taoism, so how can he say it now?

Synonym: laugh, make people laugh.

Antonym: howl.

Make sentences with a smile:

1. In Disneyland, all kinds of cartoon characters put on various shapes, especially Donald Duck's bulging belly, which made the tourists laugh.

The fat, stupid and silly panda in the movie Kung Fu Panda is my idol. Watching its vivid performance will make people laugh.

The music teacher often talks to us in humorous language, and we are often made to laugh by him.

4. I like reading educational cartoons in the special zone best. Every cartoon is funny and instructive, which can make the whole class burst into laughter from time to time.

My mother told me a stupid thing she did when she was a child, and I couldn't help laughing, especially when my mother told me that she couldn't even recognize the way home, my family and I all burst into laughter.

6. When I got on the computer, I laughed when I saw crayon Shinchan swimming with his pants off.

7. Music teachers who have always been humorous can always create tornadoes in the class, which makes us laugh.

8. Promoters will put the goods in the shopping mall into hilarious shapes, which will also make many customers linger.

9. When the whole class laughed at the monitor's improper management, the monitor said calmly, Laugh, hehehe, I feel funny, too. The class stopped laughing.

10, "Old Master Q" is my favorite cartoon. It makes me laugh and makes me understand a lot.

1 1. I have a strange little cousin. He always jumps around like a little monkey and puts on all kinds of funny and lovely actions, which often makes us laugh.

12, always laughing when watching funny TV.

13, loves to laugh when reading.