Hot funny quotes

The hilarious quotes about hotness include:

1. What defeats me is not naivety, but naivety!

2. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog!

3. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

4. If it continues to get this hot, the wings will no longer be broken, but will melt!

5. Half of it is the melting ice cream in my hands, and half of it is the thin beads of sweat on my forehead.

6. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

7. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first. Save your mother first and let me cool off in the water.

8. The weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs and they turned into chickens when I got home.

9. The integrity fell to the ground and evaporated in an instant.

10. In such a hot weather, the only people we can date are friends of life and death.