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It is sad to smoke in the car.

It is sad to smoke in the car. You are like wine. You drink it when your stomach still hurts. Just like cigarettes, you know it's not good to smoke too much, but it's even worse not to smoke.

2. Don't drink alone, it hurts your stomach, don't smoke alone, it hurts your lungs, and don't wait for him. It hurts.

3. That is a height of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

4. Brother. You can smoke, drink and gamble. . . . All right! I can bear it. But you take drugs. Sorry, don't say I know you!

5. Drinking and pumping high heels, a gentle and low-key girl in society.

6. Is the wet crystal in the corner of the eye about to disappear or for yourself?

7. Draw a prosperous fireworks for you and a beautiful face for you.

8. I have changed, gone bad, can drink, swear, smoke and fight. Do you look upset?

The doctor said that smoking hurts the lungs.

10. The faint smell of tobacco is a symbol of reading.

1 1. A person smokes, a person is old, a person loves a person and dies repeatedly. Expose yourself brick by brick every year.

12. I am alone, not alone! I feel lonely when I miss you. I smoke because I am lonely, and I am lonely because I smoke. I still don't know whether to smoke alone or smoke.

13. If you can drink when you are lonely, then love is a hangover.

14. bow your head when you light a cigarette, close your eyes when you kiss, and be gentle in front of the person you love.

15. What can move me is never rhetoric, but just the right gentleness and sincere heart.

16. Life should be like this. You have to live in your own room, drive your favorite car, smoke the most, drink the most, sleep with the person you love the most, and everything else can be summarized in this way.

17. girlfriends should laugh together, be crazy together, play together and have fun together.

It is sad to smoke in the car. Talk about the second sentence 18. Most women who smoke are beautiful and sad. There is a lesson of cowardice hidden under the strong appearance.

19. Avril Ramona Lavigne said I had tattoos and smoked and drank, but that doesn't mean I'm a bad girl.

20. You are like a cigarette in my hand. Since I threw it away, I won't pick it up again.

2 1. Smoking enjoys the "fragrant" taste: Because cigarettes are fragrant and delicious, smokers can enjoy this delicious taste.

22. The smoky world is filled with air; Time has changed, who will kill the world of mortals? When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt.

23. Irritability, loneliness, helplessness, anxiety, waiting, these countless frustrated words are the reasons why I smoke.

Your present efforts determine whether you will smoke or light a cigarette in the future.

25. A little thing can cure us, and a little thing is enough to make us collapse. We always wander between self-healing and collapse at any time.

26. Don't try to find love from men. Love is just a moment, like fireworks on the seashore. It looked beautiful and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

27. The story of a man who has alcohol and tobacco.

28. I don't smoke. I'm lonely.

29. The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

30. What's wrong with smoking? It's better that my lungs are black than your heart is black.

3 1. Happiness is as short as fireworks, and love is as fragile as glass.

You are an out-of-touch teenager, but I have experienced a miserable life.

33. Many people eventually become people they hate. For example, we used to hate smoking and drinking, but many years later we learned to smoke and drink.

34. Sometimes I just get used to being alone, getting used to hurting my back, getting used to being alone and getting used to smoking and drinking alone. Maybe this is why I am used to waiting for someone I love.

It's sad to have a cigarette in the car. 35. Fireworks can't last forever in America. All good things must come to an end, and the situation is so bleak ... It's hard to think that giving up is nothing.

36. The cigarette falls in love with the finger, but the finger wants to give the cigarette to the lips. The cigarette kissed the lips, but gave the heart to the lungs. Lung thinks he has the sincerity of cigarettes, but he doesn't.

37. I am me, fireworks of different colors. I have the right to be emotional, not live for you!

38. I'm not the social temperament brother of red wine and cigarettes, I'm just her man.

39. People struggle for breath, don't put down your face too much, and get a scale wound all over the place.

I know smoking is harmful to health, but I still can't give it up. I can't live without knowing that you don't like me.

4 1. Help others, don't help the bad guys, do what you should do and don't make mistakes.

42. How can virtual love be like fireworks?

43. The reason for smoking is simple, that is, I don't want to die alone.

44. Gossip makes people start to guard against it, which is a harm to life and an expulsion of the soul. Don't let gossip around you and delay others.

45. I want to write your name on every cigarette I smoke and suck it into my lungs.

46. Fireworks are stupid if they are not beautiful. Those who don't laugh at fireworks are diaosi.

47. I do not smoke. I just think smoking can relax me.

48. Lost and happy-go-lucky, a person's letting nature take its course is just a wandering life, how can it be peaceful? Lonely world, hidden concern for life, helpless heart, hidden anxiety about life, goodbye, just an illusion of life.

49. Many times, people can't get along with things, but with their hearts. Always care too much, but not many people really care about you; Always afraid of losing, really lost and powerless. People live a lifetime, much ado about nothing, in fact, is asking for trouble; To endure the past is happiness, and to endure the past is pain.

50. What is kindness? People understand it. What is kindness? It's human kindness. It will definitely change people's lives, and knowing the good will turn ugly. If the language is wrong, it may make others learn to be kind. If it is wrong sincerely, it may make others forget kindness.

Hurt by feelings, have a cigarette and talk about feelings.

I was deeply hurt by my feelings. I smoked a cigarette and talked about my mood. A 1。 Girlfriends, you should laugh together, be crazy together, make trouble together, and be fashionable together.

2. If I don't love you, as the cigarette case says, "Smoking is harmful to your health, please quit smoking!" If it is false, it is a lie.

A little thing can cure us, and a little thing is enough to make us collapse. We always wander between self-healing and collapse at any time.

No matter how expensive your cigarette is, I will light it for you with a one-dollar lighter. Everyone is equal. If you look down on me, I may not look up to you.

You asked me to quit smoking for you. Now you smoke for him.

6. I am a person, not a person! I feel lonely when I miss you. I smoke because I am lonely, and I am lonely because I smoke. I still don't know whether to smoke alone or smoke.

7. If a woman who doesn't smoke is faint carmine, then a woman who smokes is Datura. Women who smoke are as cold as Campbell.

8. In the fireworks season, I am no longer the one I want to woo again, and my heart is broken. Your love made me lose the chance to cry.

9. Morning is a kind of happiness, because with sunshine, life is richer and warmer, and the years are more poetic and colorful. Live with your heart, feel with your heart, taste the experience of every day with your heart, and make life indifferent and wonderful, unshakable and eternal!

10. I forgot when I quit smoking, but I remembered why I started smoking.

1 1. In an instant, my heart couldn't help but twitch until a few cigarettes passed. Only then can I feel that my beating heart is alive ...

12. Memories are like smoking. Throw away cigarette butts and pick up cigarettes. There is nothing a lighter can't do.

13. Is smoking without breathing into the lungs the same as not smoking? So, if you don't love someone to the bone, is it equal to not loving?

14. I can draw a circle, shut myself in and keep my memory out.

15. It's all over, what's there to remember?

16. I want to write your name on every cigarette I smoke and inhale it into my lungs.

17. How can I refuse? Spit it out like you refuse to smoke!

18. Life is like a cigarette. It's light when it's bright, and it's richer when it's behind. Life is like this, you will understand it after more experience.

19. Since you like smoking so much, I'd better be a lighter in my next life.

20. Sometimes a cigarette is more like a separation. Sending cigarettes instead of fire is just teasing me.

2 1. Tell me everything, don't hide it, okay? If you smoke and drink and hide in the corner and cry alone, think of me.

22. Learning to smoke and drink won't last forever.

I was deeply hurt by my feelings. I smoked a cigarette and talked about my feelings. 23. Before dark, fireworks will not be perfect and memories will burn to ashes, but I still can't wait to finish.

As a man, you don't smoke or drink. What's the point of living if you are still horny?

25. Fireworks in the night sky light up happiness, but they can't shine into the corner of my heart.

26. My brother sucks in acacia and spits out loneliness. Cigarettes fall in love with lighters.

27. He gradually forgot whether he smoked because of his heartache or because of smoking.

28. The faint smell of tobacco is a symbol of reading.

29. It is natural to have sunny days.

30. Do you mind if I drink? Do you care if I cry? Do you mind if I keep silent? Do you care if I'm crazy? Do you mind if I smoke?

3 1. This life in the afterlife, the afterlife of this life, is so old and flawless, but it is the fault of life. In the first half of my life, I can't see, a person's wounds, a person's grievances, unspeakable and endless confusion.

32.i don't smoke. I just think smoking can relax me.

33. Life is impermanent. If you look with your eyes, you may never know yourself; If you listen with your ears, you may never understand the feelings of others.

34. I used to think that people who smoke are handsome, but now I think people who don't smoke are more handsome.

35. I smoke and drink. I used to hate it the most, but finally I hate it myself.

36. I smoke, drink and fight, and I am very happy. Mine is none of your business. My world doesn't need your participation.

37. Who said that we safflower men smoke and drink regardless of home? I think you will be a rational family man in the future.

38. Most women who smoke are beautiful and sad. There is a lesson of cowardice hidden under the strong appearance.

39. The doctor said that smoking hurts the lungs. She told me that she was sentimental and sad.

40. I smoke and drink, I miss you and I love you.

4 1. Why learn to smoke? Waiting for a woman to persuade me to give up smoking.

42. I am still a good mushroom. No smoking. No dating. Let sleeping dogs lie. Don't give up. No drinking. Just waiting for your order.

43. If time could be turned back, everything would not be so precious. The happiness of life, go your own way, see your own scenery, surpass others' dissatisfaction, and others will surpass without losing their ambition. If you can't let it go, it will naturally become a burden. The more burdens you have, the less happy your life will be. A caring heart is like a pocket, and a tolerant heart is like a funnel. Complex love care, simple heart is easy to be happy.

I can't sleep in the middle of the night and can't smoke.

I can't sleep in the middle of the night and can't smoke. Tell me about my mood (I) 1. In the days without you. I'm getting used to being alone. One smokes, one eats and one drinks. Maybe I can't forget you. So I don't watch it. Maybe when you are alone. It will be lonely, it will be lonely. But I'm not afraid. It's actually nice to be alone.

I like to smoke a cigarette, and the ash hasn't fallen yet, as if time has stood still and only the cigarette is burning.

3. My brother sucks in lovesickness, but spits out loneliness. Cigarettes fall in love with lighters.

4. Looking back on a cigarette in that year, a brother is bigger than the sky.

A psychologist can see through other people's path because of experience, inner thinking, life pattern and opposition. Sometimes, loss has never been so sad, but he can't accept it.

6. Turn over when it's time to turn over.

The book says that smoking is bad for the lungs, so I quit smoking. The book says that drinking is bad for the stomach, so I gave up drinking. The book said it was bad for my mother to marry, so I tore it up.

8. Smoking for the sake of smoking has physical and psychological dependence. Smoke for the sake of smoke.

9. Who said that we safflower men smoke and drink regardless of home? I think you will be a rational family man in the future.

10. You are like a cigarette in my hand. Since I threw it away, I won't pick it up again.

1 1. There are old people to support; There are children to take care of, and in the middle, the world is big and indispensable.

12.- fireworks are easy to cool-people are easy to divide.

13. I once loved someone, and I couldn't smoke or drink; Once loved a person, but started drinking and not smoking; I once loved someone and started smoking and drinking. I once loved someone, and I wanted to quit smoking and drinking. I haven't fallen in love with someone, let me quit smoking and drinking …

14. I smoke and hurt my lungs, but I'm not sad.

15. People with heavy hearts should smoke, otherwise, sleepless nights will be more lonely.

16. People live all their lives, practice meditation and wait for enlightenment, not for love, not for money, but for a cheerful life.

17. Smoking is not loneliness, but missing.

18. This feeling is nothing more than fireworks, and I will never regret it.

19. Smoking is harmful to health, so why should I smoke? Because it burned my soul.

20. Before dark, fireworks will not be perfect, and memories will burn to ashes, but there is still no end.

2 1. Smokers will not be bitten by mosquitoes: because smokers smoke all day, mosquitoes are smoked to death.

22. I don't smoke. I'm lonely.

I can't sleep in the middle of the night and can't smoke. Talk about my mood (Chapter II) 23. I smoked almost the same cigarette, and it took almost a day.

24. The fireworks on the other side finally faded, and the flame in the temple was dying. I saw your childlike smile. You ask, when heaven collapses,

Snowflakes love her in waves, sparks and fireworks.

26. Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain to hold you.

27. My sister never smokes, because smoking hurts her lungs and she is not sad.

28. Watching you laugh with others, I can only smoke and laugh in the corner. My heart aches faintly. ...

29. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to burn incense.

I don't remember who lit the cigarette when I was brilliant, but I remember who gave me a bite to eat when I was down and out.

3 1. The reason for smoking is simple, that is, I don't want to die alone.

32. I smoke, drink, fight and swear. I know I am not a lady. I know I'm not a good boy. I know I don't like others. Will you stop barking at the dog behind me?

Smoking, drinking, gambling and fighting are all beautiful, but doing homework at school is not good (don't worry, I haven't done anything before)

34. Smoking hurts the lungs, but not the heart. Drinking hurts the stomach but it doesn't hurt anyone.

35. If I don't love you, as the cigarette box says, "Smoking is harmful to your health, please quit smoking!" If it is false, it is a lie.

Since then, I have been smoking and drinking, and I have never talked about eternity. From then on, I talked about cats and dogs. I never said that I had them.

37. That year, we seemed to be rich. When we walk into the dormitory, we will buy a pack of cigarettes that my father can't bear to smoke. That year, we seemed to be rich and became ourselves.

38. We are still children who are not sensible. We have changed from naive and lively to learning to fall in love, and drinking and smoking when we are sad are all thanks to you men.

39. Cigarettes, shouldn't cigarettes be fragrant? Why can they only leave a mouthful of bitterness and loneliness?

40. Be alone every day. Only one person is the truest. One smokes and the other drinks.

4 1. Brother. You can smoke, drink and gamble. . . . All right! I can bear it. But you take drugs. Sorry, don't say I know you!

42. Take me away, go anywhere, put out your cigarette, get drunk with beer in your hand, and sleep in your arms. It's wonderful to think about it.

43. Irritability, loneliness, helplessness, anxiety, waiting, these countless frustrated words are the reasons why I smoke.

44. Pick up the cigarette that you smoked for half a day last night, light it and watch the smoke diffuse. Mars is slowly tearing off the paper with tobacco in the bag!

Smoking makes my heart cold. Talking about copywriting in a circle of friends (56 articles)

Smoking makes my heart cold. Let's start with the text 1 1. When I am sad, you smoke to relieve my troubles; When I am happy, you smoke, as if cheering for my success; When I am depressed, you smoke to relieve my anxiety.

2. I am a person, not a person! I feel lonely when I miss you. I smoke because I am lonely, and I am lonely because I smoke. I still don't know whether to smoke alone or smoke.

3. Memories are like smoking. Throw away cigarette butts and pick up cigarettes. There is nothing a lighter can't do.

Fireworks burst in an instant and the sky was gray. The meteor disappeared instantly, leaving regret and beauty.

When smokers want to quit smoking, most of them are terminally ill, and very few are in love with someone.

6. The cigarette falls in love with the finger, but the finger wants to give the cigarette to the lips. The cigarette kissed the lips, but gave the heart to the lungs. Lung thinks he has the sincerity of cigarettes, but he doesn't.

I have advised you not to smoke for a long time, but you are so beautiful in smoke. How can I advise you?

8. I said I could forget, just like the sky after the fireworks.

9. A little thing can cure us, and a little thing is enough to make us collapse. We always wander between self-healing and collapse at any time.

10. You are an out-of-touch teenager, but I have experienced a miserable life.

1 1. You smoking woman always kisses cigarettes in her dreams.

12. I smoke not to be handsome, but to hold you in my arms when I smoke into my lungs.

13. Snowflake loves her in waves, sparks and fireworks.

14. People's voices make her feel uneasy. Before he finished smoking, he got up and left, with light steps and posture like a cat.

15. Smoking with the air conditioner on and the door closed in the office is really speechless.

16. I can't feel the smoke from my mouth to my lungs when I smoke. I am numb.

17. I won't smoke, and I don't want to smoke, because I'm afraid the smoke will choke her.

18. Fool, although we have been apart for a long time now, you have done what I promised you. I hope you and your girl will be fine.

19. If drinking is to solve troubles, then smoking can solve loneliness.

Smoking makes my heart cold. Let's talk about copywriting 2 first. Smoking and drinking is not my will, just because I can't say some pain.

2 1. What is kindness? It is understood by people. Kindness is human kindness. It will definitely change people's lives, and knowing the good will turn ugly. If the language is wrong, it may make others learn to be kind. If it is wrong sincerely, it may make others forget kindness.

22. My brother sucks in acacia and spits out loneliness. Cigarettes fall in love with lighters.

23. If a person changes his bad temper, gives up smoking and drinking for you and is willing to stay up all night chatting with you for 24 hours, then this person must really love you.

24. That is a height of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

25. Smoking is awesome for a while, but when you get old, you are waiting for a stroke.

26. In October, fireworks rain lane, whose thoughts hurt people?

27. Like smoke, I don't know who is in love with whom, and I don't know who is waiting.

28. You said that you don't like girls who smoke and drink, but you know, during the month you left, I could only numb my thoughts about you with alcohol!

29. I gradually learned to smoke, and only smoke accompanied me when I was lonely, even though I was a woman.

30. A person has a box of cigarettes and a computer a day.

3 1. I don't think a woman who has never been hurt will fall in love with cigarettes.

32. Like wine, drink it when your stomach still hurts. Just like cigarettes, you know it's not good to smoke too much, but it's even worse if you don't smoke.

33. Men who smoke and drink are vulgar men, and women who make up and beautify are vulgar women.

34. I drink because of you and smoke because of you. However, you don't love me because I smoke and drink. Hehe, I feel I won't love anymore.

35. Most women who smoke are beautiful and sad. There is a fragile heart hidden under the strong exterior.

36. Write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into your lungs at the place closest to your heart.

37. Draw a prosperous fireworks for you and a beautiful face for you.

38. Those who are still listening to music and thinking about "him" and "her" so late, would you like a cigarette?

Smoking makes my heart cold. The circle of friends talks about the third article of copywriting 39. Learning to smoke and drink will not last forever.

40. I am me, fireworks of different colors. I have the right to be emotional, not live for you!

4 1. Smoking is not because of chic, but because of loneliness, and drinking is not because it tastes good, but because it is not sad. I don't love you anymore, because I have lost the qualification of love.

42. Smoking is a lonely figure; Drinking is a sad indulgence; A smile is a disguise of sadness, and tears are a witness of sadness. .

43. People who look down on themselves, hide, look down on themselves and refuse to see each other again. After a while, they will be relieved and let themselves know that life is actually wonderful.

44. Drinking and smoking high heels, the society is moderate and low-key.

45. In the fireworks season, I am no longer the one I want to woo again, and my heart is broken. Your love made me lose the chance to cry.

46. Boyfriends don't smoke, drink or fight.

47. Smoking is just a lonely mouth and a depressed mood. Give yourself a cigarette.

48. Do you think we are afraid of you by wearing super yellow stockings that my mother doesn't even wear, smoking a cigarette of Red Seven Wolves in her mouth and wearing sunglasses in summer?

49. Smoking is burning money, and cosmetics are putting "gold" on your face.

50. If loneliness can lead to drinking, then love is a hangover.

5 1. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance this time.

52. People struggle for breath, don't put down too much face, in exchange for the ubiquitous scale injury.

To tell the truth, I feel sad when I think that I can't smoke as I like in the future, because it means that I am only one step away from flying.

54. Brother. You can smoke, drink and gamble. . . . All right! I can bear it. But you take drugs. Sorry, don't say I know you!

55. My sister smokes, but she smokes sadness.

Memories that used loneliness as bait often ran out in the middle of the night and floated in her mind, so she chose alcohol or cigarettes to anesthetize her soul under the tension of fragile nerves.