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The 2014 New Year sketch "Happy Dream Show" is in the form of a talk show, and the content is all about some social issues or celebrity news in 2013! Meet your requirements*** Li Moumou, Wang Feng in the headlines, Dad Where Are You Going, Youth Asks the Zen Master, Singles Day Double Eleven, Wealth Show Off Competition, Female Man, Rich People Becoming Friends and other popular elements, then add your unit appropriately Positive content related to rich dating sketches and lyrics (program content introduction)

Recently, TV dating programs have become very popular and advocate free love. Nowadays, dating has become more popular. Let me *** share the appreciation of " "Blind Date" applause and ask a female doctor for a blind date skit

Zhao Benshan's version of blind date -----Female: Old fool, old fool, old fool, get up

Zhao: En (II (voice rising)

Female: Don’t fall asleep now

Zhao: (coughing) Humph, what’s going on?

Female : Get up

Zhao: The sun is shining out of my head today. I have been divorced for more than a year and this is the first time you are talking to me

Woman: Get up, don’t sleep here. ,ah!

Zhao: Where are you going to sleep? kindness?

Female: Go out for a walk

Zhao: Why are you strolling?

Female: It’s such a nice day, let’s go out for a walk

Zhao: Are you okay?

Woman: Hey, I want to send a friend to our family

Zhao: (gets up) Huh?

Woman: ( Raised tone) I want to make a friend in our house

Zhao: Make a friend, what kind of friend

Woman: (lowering her head in a disdainful voice) Let’s meet my wife

Zhao: Looking for my wife?

Female: Yes

Zhao: What are you doing?

Female: What are you doing? Does it have anything to do with you?

Zhao: It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter. You have to be better than me no matter what, or else it will be in vain, hahaha, I will help you check it

Female: Alas Yeah, I live in a house with more than 1,000 square meters and take care of 2,000 people. I’m not as good as you.

Zhao: That’s great. That’s the boss!

Why are you here?

Woman: We will be there in a moment. Stop chatting and leave quickly

Zhao: I’ll get rid of you first

Female: Get rid of it first

Zhao: OK, I can hide somewhere for a while, right?

Female: Get rid of it

Zhao: Tell me Okay, you guys have agreed that you can just get rid of the wedding and you'll be fine, okay?

Female: You can take whatever you want. Hey, it’s really good. Ever since I learned how to dance Yangko, look at my popularity! He took the initiative to deliver meals and medicine to our house, and even gave me a hot water bottle

Zhao: Hehe

Female: You take good care of me in such a detailed way.

This meal has been delivered today. You can chew it on the outside. Take it and eat it. Go ahead.

Zhao: Where should I eat?

Woman: Eat it on the inside. Go

Zhao: There is a door on the other side

Female: There is a door on the inside. You are confused. You are confused by sleeping.

Zhao: Hey Yo

Song: (Come on) Hai Yan'er, are you at home? (Long tone)

Clap your hands, open the door, Hai Yan'er

Female: I blame you, Mo Ji I asked you to remove the ink stains, but you won’t remove them even if you say so!

Come on, we bumped into each other, say something

Zhao: Are you here?

Female: That’s not it? !

Zhao: What should I do?

Woman: You can’t get rid of this.

Zhao: (Almost at the same time, pointing at the door) Then I'll just go out

Female: How can I remove it?

Zhao: I'll remove it. I said I just finished talking, so you can talk about it.

Female : *** Ha Di, let me talk about them one by one!

Zhao: Doesn’t it show that you are very popular? You are overwhelmed with things to do. Talking about people from left to right, doesn’t it show that your worth is high? Is that okay?

Zhao: I'm going out

Female: (Said almost at the same time as above) Pull it, you can't get rid of it, you can't say anything except bumping into it, if you can't, just leave through the window

Zhao: I walked out of the window and left completely. This is the sixth floor!

Female: Then you sit here, then you sit here, don't say anything, what do I say, ah!

Zhao: OK!

Song: Haiyan, open the door!

Female: Ah! Why!

Female: Ahem, ahaha

Song: Ouch, hohohohohohoho

(Taking a breath, saying in a mean voice) Haiyan!

Female: (taking the flower) Why are you doing this at such an old age!

Song: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (pump)

(Sit, sit on Zhao),

Oh my god, this is scary to death Me!

Why is there a person A here!

Female: Haha, my cousin.

Zhao: (laughing)

Song: Huh?

Female: My cousin

Song: My cousin! Oh my god, my cousin is here, why didn’t you inform me in advance? (claps hands) I didn’t bring any gifts, my hands are empty, cousin, hello (shakes hands) I didn’t bring any gifts!

Zhao: Don’t you want to take this with you? Chocolate sandwich cookies!

Song: My cousin is so funny, (laughing)

Female: Sit down quickly, sit down

Zhao: Haha, eh!

Song: This quilt?

Female: Someone else lives here

Song: How many years (say quickly) have I lived here?

Zhao: I have lived in each house for twenty years. I have been living here for a year, haha

Girl: Aha, my cousin is paralyzed, and I have been taking care of him

Song: He is paralyzed, ha! Oh, what a shame! (Laugh twice)

Female: We have guests at home. Let’s boil some water.

Zhao: Huh?

Woman: Home is here, let’s boil the water.

Zhao: Aren’t I paralyzed?

Female: Ah! Ha, ha, I forgot, I went to boil water, you two are nagging, what are the sequelae, what are you talking about, you can't start with the beginning, but don't follow the tail, you will be taken to heart!

Song: OK! Don't take it personally.

Female: (to Zhao) That’s nonsense, oh!

Song: (putting his hands on his knees, sitting upright, laughing)

Zhao: Are you a local?

Song: (pronounced) Local!

Zhao: Hehe, he is over sixty years old! ?

Song Dynasty: Fifty-four, belongs to the Rooster.

Zhao: Oh, fifty-four, that’s so long!

Song: Haha, my brother is so funny!

Zhao: You two are incompatible with each other! She is a monkey, fifty-five, and you are fifty-four, a chicken! I can't see it!

......gt;gt; Chinese comedy star, what is the name of the song at the beginning of the sketch "Rich Rich Blind Date"

The popular hit song "Little Girl Under the Streetlight" in the 1980s I watched a sketch on the Internet some time ago. The content is about a blind date between a rich man and a female doctor. The rich man is the chairman of Zhenwei Co., Ltd.

Comedy class's spring "Blind Date" sketch about the female doctor How to write the string lyrics of "Blind Date" better? urgent! urgent! urgent!

To put it simply, I would like to ask you to enjoy the skit "Blind Date" and the performer will be fine. If it is more complicated, it is mainly because I don't know the specific performance and audience situation. It is not easy to write for you randomly. If there are two hosts, Generally speaking, there is a man and a woman. The woman asks if the man has a girlfriend. The man says there is no girlfriend. The woman says she will introduce one to the man and then offers to find a chance to meet. The man says he has no experience. It is natural for the woman to give the man advice. When transitioning to a skit, just think carefully about it. If you are hosting it alone, my opinion is to introduce Zhao Benshan's "Blind Date" and then transition to the performer. It's enough to talk about it based on the specific performer's situation. It's not good that the information you gave is a bit lacking. It’s just a small opinion that gives a specific plan. I hope it can help. Tags: Composition classics Previous article: Sentences about liking Li Hongyi Love begins with likes Sentences Next article: Positive energy literary and artistic poems Short literary and positive energy sentences