Talk about single funny music.

Talking about the classic monosyllabic phrases;

1. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

2. There is a kind of single, and there is a kind of single, just for someone.

Don't quarrel with your girlfriend, because all the winners are single.

Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.

5. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

6. Why are you still single? I used to like a person, but now I like a person.

7. Single life seems to mean that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.

8. Stop calling yourself single dog. The dog died long ago at your age.

9. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

10. Like a cat in an alley, I am free, but I have no home. It's the first time I saw someone say that being single is so fresh and refined.

1 1. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.

12. Being single for so many years, I have nothing to explain. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!

13. I never thought of being single, but I happened to be single.

14. Don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have love with mortals.

15. Couples in grade three are breaking up, couples in grade three are breaking up, and couples in grade three are breaking up. It is very enlightening for single dog to think of these.

16. Being single for a long time makes you suddenly afraid when you meet someone you like. I smiled and shook my head and said forget it.

17. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

18. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

19. There is a kind of singleness, that is, waiting for someone, waiting for the right person.

20. I like being alone Who is it? I said I like being alone. Who is it? I mean, I like being single! !

2 1. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

22. It's good to be single, and you can be moved by someone you like.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.

24. Being single is because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.

25. The greatest advantage of being single is that so many sunny, handsome and rich gentlemen may become my boyfriends.

26. What's it like to be single for a long time? Occasionally envy couples, and occasionally rejoice at freedom.

27. I've been single for you for ten years and finally got an invitation.

28. Some people say that I am single, which is really funny. Everyone is the same body. Why are you so pair? !

29. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

30. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

Single word:

1, there is a kind of person who always sticks to his original heart and will not fall in love because of loneliness. They have been single because they haven't met their destiny takes a hand. Because, there is a single, that is, rather short than extravagant. If you want to love, please love deeply. If it's just for fun, it would rather never happen.

I'm used to being single, or I can't put that person down in my heart. Sometimes, we can't let go of one person, but for a period of time. Don't lose hope, you never know what will happen tomorrow. The process of polishing yourself is painful, but in the end you can shape yourself better.

3. Being single is just to wait for someone and the right person. It's not that I don't want to say goodbye to being single, and I don't want to stay single. I just choose a person to live quietly for that love, that love, that person who has always been in my heart.

If you are single, please don't envy those little couples who stick together every day, and don't envy those two people who can hold hands in the cold wind. You don't want to bear their occasional small temper because of differences and distances. Those quarrels that hurt people and break up will affect your good mood.

Maybe I owe a reason to be single, but, honey, I have tried my best. Why do you give me overwhelming happiness, but sweep them away, and let me go over the mountains to find it, but it is still meaningless.

6. Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport. I'm single, I'm not afraid to love again, I'm not afraid to get hurt, and I can't forget anyone. There is no special reason, but the right person has not appeared yet. The person who is really willing to tolerate me, cherish me and accompany me for a lifetime is still on the road. Before he came, he was not afraid of loneliness, and he would rather have nothing than nothing. If you love each other, join hands to grow old together; If I miss it, I wish him well.

7. Men are single because there is no love from women, and women are single because there is no love from men. Men worship women, making them more attractive and aura. Women worship men, and men have strength and courage. Men worship women too much, women are easy to be frivolous and deceive themselves, women worship men blindly, and men are easy to be pretentious. Men are madly in love with women's naked bodies, while women are madly in love with men's naked hearts.

8. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to go shopping, he will like listening to songs at home more and more; A person who has been single for a long time will become mature and love his parents more than before; If a person has been single for a long time, he will buy a lot of shoes and travel to many distant places alone. If a person is single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently, and it doesn't matter what he will do in front of everyone.

9. When you are single, there is no love. When you stand alone in the crowd, you feel nothing. A couple passed by and couldn't help looking at each other. When they got home, they quietly thought about whether it was very beautiful. After thinking about it, they can't sleep sweetly, but they are shy in appearance and can obviously hear their strong heartbeat.

10, single is the seed of spring and full of hope; Being single is the scorching sun in summer, full of enthusiasm and brilliance; Being single is a fallen leaf in autumn, free; Being single is a snowflake in winter. Romantic love is not taking, but giving. Not a dream, not a delusion, love is not like this. It is a kind, honorable, harmonious and pure life.

Single, talk about mood phrases

1, the road to the afterlife is so lonely, I have to find someone to serve.

Give you my heart, but why do you give me loneliness?

When my love comes to the edge of the cliff, the peak turns around.

4. You live in my heart and tell me what is missing.

It seems that it's just you and me on Tanabata this year, my bed!

6. On Valentine's Day, can't I sing Happy Break-up without company?

7. Everything is my fault. I can only laugh and feel sad.

8. Being single is because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

9. Men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.

10, I don't want to be alone, but I have always been alone.

1 1, some people like loneliness, but they don't like disappointed places.

12, it turns out that our sadness is only once in our life.

13, I haven't been on Q for several days, because no one has ever taken the initiative to find me.

14, don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

15, I am going to do push-ups today. I'll lie down first and hold on tomorrow.

16. If there is no next intersection, will we go to the end?

17, I am afraid of loneliness when I am alone, and I am afraid of constraints when I am alone.

18, missing is like a door that can't be closed tightly, and the air is filled with happy dust.

19, I missed too much in those years. Dry your tears and cherish the present.

20. Now, I will still look at your name and burst into tears.

2 1, someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

22. Pay tribute to the remaining memories. Looking back on the only feeling in my heart.

23, because of loneliness, so ambiguous, because ambiguous, so more lonely.

24. As the old saying goes, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. Being single also has the pain of being single.

25. Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

26. Those who won a quarrel with their girlfriends are basically single now.

27, he is the sun, he will shine, I stretch out my hand to hug him, it will hurt me.

28. I refused everyone's favor until you have an uncertain future.

29. People who miss change what they believe and make mistakes in what they remember and forget.

I have a crush on him for a long time, but he can't see me until I come to him.

3 1, someone asked me how to spend Tanabata, and I said frankly: laugh it off.

32. Keep all your expectations to yourself. This is my best love for myself.

33. If you don't want it, quit as soon as possible. I don't have to grow old together.

34. Only by making yourself excellent enough can you be qualified to start a beautiful love.

35. I am very satisfied with my present life. The only regret is that I can't have you.

36. Feed loneliness, lock memories, embrace warmth, and make up for it with loneliness.

37. People who touch their mobile phones the first thing when they wake up have people who can't let go before going to bed.

38. I can always play your supporting role with a smile and suffer behind your back.

39. When the whole world agreed to work together and rain together, we agreed to clear our hearts together.

40. When the rest is the past, I still can't get out under the pull of memories.

4 1, in fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

42. Time waits for no one. One day, we will all say goodbye to being single!

43. There is a reason to be single. I couldn't find my favorite umbrella, so I had to go ahead in the rain.

44. Promise me that when we are apart, I will be happy to forget and stop touching me.

45, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

46. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.

47. What makes you indifferent may not be your enemy, but the people closest to you.

48. I love you in my worst way, but I gave you all my heart.

49, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

50. People who are moved by true feelings will be moody. Because they pay too much, they are bound to suffer.

5 1, you are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

52. I want to keep the rest of my memories in my heart, because that's just my distant hope.

53, a person's world, very quiet, quiet can hear your breathing and heartbeat.

54. When I am good enough for you not to leave me, I will no longer be yours.

55. Now that I have learned to let nature take its course, I don't want to keep anything. I believe there should be, and I won't go.

Don't ask me how to spend this Valentine's Day this year. I admit cowardice, and I'm sorry.

57, search her QQ, but never add her, just want to see her mood and see if she is doing well.

58. Have you ever noticed that you like someone very much, but you always secretly look at him out of the corner of your eye?

59. Even though I have traveled all over Qian Shan, there is one place I will never reach, and that is your heart.

60. On Valentine's Day, when you see couples all over the street, being single is actually the most popular. .

Talking about being single Talking about being single

1, a reheated heart will be cold after being splashed with cold water.

Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to only one person.

I never thought of being single, but I happened to be single.

4. The second cup is half price. Oh, no, I'm alone.

5. One is single, and the other is single, just for someone.

6. I'm still so worthless, and I pay attention to your news everywhere.

7. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

8. We always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to see through people's hearts.

9. It's good to be single. When you meet someone you like, you can be moved by it.

10, there is a kind of singleness, and there is a kind of singleness, which is just for one person.

What's it like to be single for a long time? Occasionally envy couples, and occasionally rejoice at freedom.

12, single life seems that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.

13. If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to keep a special person for this girl.

14, single, because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

15, is there anyone in your QQ who doesn't want to delete it, but doesn't talk?

16, a person is not lonely, miss a person lonely.

17, the deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but that there is no expectation in my heart.

18, we finally lost a lukewarm greeting.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

20. In fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are with.

2 1, there are always a few friends around who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are very happy.

22. The whole world stinks of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.

23, keep saying long live the single, but think about the impossible Ta in my heart.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

25. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

26. Unless that person can make your life better than it was when you were single, why leave single for that person?

27. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

28. Since I was single, I have saved my phone bill, refreshed myself, and my heart has stopped hurting.

I'm still here. I just need you to turn around.

30. Being single for so many years, I have nothing to explain. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!

Talk about being single, single dog.

Talking about being single

1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then in a casual moment, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.

2. Being single is just a lifestyle you choose; It is better to be alone than to make do with it. We are proud and lonely.

I opened the door and found that I was alone.

No matter how many grievances you have suffered. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

5. Be quiet when you are alone; When you are alone, you will feel lonely, fill the wounds at night with the past, and then giggle at your innocence; If a person is free, he will not be affected, and the small world will go at will; Be strong when you are alone, and hold your head high when you have no shoulders to lean on. No one loves himself more than himself. One day alone, we smile, smile, walk and smile. A person is beautiful and romantic! A person is quiet and elegant.

It is said that every man who wins a quarrel with his girlfriend (wife) is single!

7. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. I hope these words will warm you up.

8. I don't want to be single, just to wait for someone.

9. After breaking up, I was free.

10, now you don't have love, not that you don't deserve it, but that God thinks you deserve better.

Talking about being single

1 1. Being single for a long time will become a habit.

12, I missed someone. I thought it was just a moment, but I didn't expect it to be a lifetime.

13, single for a long time, even the sow will feel narrow-eyed.

14, from college to now, there is only one boy who makes me want to have sex with someone. Unfortunately, I won't do it when he wants to have sex with me. When I want to have sex with him, he has a girlfriend!

15, not without love, just wrong!

16, loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

17, thank you for your rudeness and let me learn to give up. ....

18, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Play by yourself, please don't disturb.

19, the person you like doesn't appear, and the person who does doesn't like it.

20, fate has not arrived, do not want to fuck.

Single dog, tell me.

Do you know why you are still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength has not kept up.

I finally know why I'm single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

I am single, I am proud, and I keep condoms for my country.

Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

Don't just tell me that you are happy unless you want to spend it with me.

Let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, let me spend holidays alone, and let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.

Are you still alone on Valentine's Day? Nima, will I become a dog?

It's good to be single. You don't need to explain that you know nothing about anyone.

I have saved a lot of phone bills since I was single.

I won a quarrel with my girlfriend, and now I'm basically single.

Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to one person.

The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

I will play lianliankan at home when I am in love with someone, and one pair will be eliminated.

Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.

Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

Didn't receive any presents at Christmas? Don't be sad, don't be sad, because there will be New Year's Day, Spring Festival, and a person's day, and you will gradually get used to it.

It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

Since I was single, I have saved my phone bill, refreshed and my heart has stopped hurting.

The saddest thing is not being single, but not even having a favorite person in my heart.

Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

There is a single, there is a single, just for someone.

My love doesn't love me, and my love doesn't love me, which is why I have been single.

Why are so many people still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength is not better.

In fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are.

You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

Unless that person can make your life better than it was when you were single, why leave single for that person?

For people who are afraid of trouble and pain, being single is more suitable for me.

There are always a few friends around who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are happy.

In fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

Single because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.

Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

If you are still single, enjoy it. You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

Keep saying long live single, but thinking about that impossible Ta in my heart.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.