Talk about the longest comments and praises.

Some long comments are also worth collecting, in case they are used. The following are some of the longest comments and praises I have collected, hoping to help you.

About the longest comment, praise, recommendation 1) Hello, now I am playing a game called cs (or other). Please press the computer if you have anything. Reset? Keys, are you listening? Hey? Please leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

2) Don't worry, I'll tell you when I'm finished. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

3) The subscriber you dialed is being sorted, please redial later.

4) This casual departure caused us to miss. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

5) Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

6) Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

7) Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

I didn't catch what you just said, please say it again!

9) My hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to say with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

10) Hello, I'm the beauty secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

The latest comment is the longest comment 1) Hello everyone, I am XXX's automatic reply, and now he is not here, so that's all I have to say!

2) I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

4) Your qq has been infected by the virus I implanted, please continue to send me letters, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

5) Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

6) I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

7) You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be archived. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

8) How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

9) Your eyes blink and I die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

10) You are using an unregistered version of QQ. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

I'm not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message, frog dinosaur, get out of the way and cool off!

2) The computer is processing your information, please wait a moment. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

3) Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted, please continue to send me letters, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

4) More annoying, more annoying, more annoying. The boss's daily tasks are always endless. If you want to ask me when I will go online, I say it's basically difficult.

5) The subscriber you dialed is still in the bathroom, please send him toilet paper later!

There you are at last. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

7) A cute little pig pouts at you with innocent eyes and says, Go on, I'm listening!

8) You are connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

9) People have three urgent needs. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within five minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

10) is taking a bath, please don't disturb. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40% for individuals and 20% for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

1 1) Sorry, we're resting now, and we'll talk next class!

12) Di, this is an automatic reply. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

13) You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

14) If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

15) The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

16) I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you either, because our donkey went to the animal protection association to sue me and said I deprived him of maternity leave.

17) Want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

18) Hello, have you found our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

19) Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

20) She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

2 1) committed suicide. We'll talk about this later.

22) It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

23) Sorry! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

24) Stop arguing, I will guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!

25) Let me know if you need me!

26) The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

27) I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

28) I wasn't here, but I left. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

29) Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! The owner's inflatable doll.

30) Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.