Classic joke: how can a few scum know to shop around without experiencing it?

1, the most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you and accompany you to the end.

3, I heard that too ideal love is always untouchable.

My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.

Missing may be the best regret, because you will have it if you miss others, and you will meet if others miss you.

6. To love someone is to fill the emptiness of the other person with your own emptiness.

7. How can a few scum know to shop around if they haven't experienced it?

8. Tea tastes like ink, but it is gray.

9. When someone says that you have changed, it is only because you no longer live in the way they are used to.

10, life is an egg, it doesn't matter if you get a few zeros.

1 1. If you choose to be close to me, please stay with me for a long time. If you can't do it, don't wander there.

12, you once said that you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short. ...

The most classic sentence in a bad mood: how can you just put on a wedding dress without experiencing a few scum?

1, turn the message board from the back to the front, and you will find that those who said they would always be with you are no longer in touch.

2. How can you put on a wedding dress without experiencing a few scum?

3. Those distant nights that bloom in the years. Anyway, there is no going back to the past.

Winter came, but it didn't welcome the expected snowfall. Bare, rotten land is barren and confidential, losing its former vitality.

Because I have walked through thorns alone, I cherish the road of roses with you so much.

6. Our life always develops in the opposite direction.

7. If we meet again, will you always remember what you said?

8. Dear: It's time to get up. Don't sleep. You are going to become a little pig. Ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~, miss you. Do you miss me?

9. Time has made me not know myself.

10, I hate the people I care about most. My full name is written on the note.

1 1, "Girls' friendship is like a sticker. Once it is torn, it will never stick. "

12, I am wandering on the edge of your world, I can't get in and I can't get out.

13, missing is always just sadness in missing.

14, I will meet someone in my life. He will break your principles, change your habits and become your exception.

15 actually, I once cared.

How can you get married without experiencing scum?

It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and you have to tell a lie again.

Rumors, well done, are called hype; Sleeping, doing well is called stealing dreams; Flattery, doing well is called praise; Father, well done. My name is Li Gang. Soft candy, doing well is calm; Inferiority, doing well is called modesty; Narcissism, doing well is called personality; Streaking, well done is called art; If you work hard, doing well is called sacrifice; Work, well done, is called entrepreneurship; Comments, well done, are called originality; Walk-on, well done is called friendship performance.

After reading Apple, I found that men are unreliable. After reading Lust Caution, I found that women are unreliable. After reading the warlords, I found that my brother was unreliable; After reading the assembly number, I found that the organization is not reliable; After reading "Mom loves me again", I found that my father was unreliable. After reading the new Never Give Up, I found my son unreliable. After reading The Matrix, I found that all the reality is unreliable, and the conclusion is only reliable by myself, which is referred to as "Holy shit" for short.

Li Ao comments on men's love: ① If you don't take the initiative, beautiful women will let other men climb on you. (2) Don't refuse, there will be ugly women crawling up to you. Without commitment, no woman will let you climb on her. Li Ao commented on men's work: ① Don't take the initiative, others will take it away if you take a good position; Don't refuse, everything will be arranged for you; Without commitment, no leader will believe you.

This year's college entrance examination liberal arts died of losses. This year marks the revolution of 1911 100, the founding of China's * * * Production Party for 90 years, the implementation of the new economic policy for 90 years, the outbreak of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression for 80 years, the Korean War for 60 years, China's return to the United Nations for 40 years, the establishment of special economic zones for 30 years and the end of the Cold War for 20 years. China joined catch. Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Asako said, look at my face. The madman said: that is, people should be rational.

Hunger, if you do well, is called losing weight; Pinch this thing, well done is called massage; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think.

If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui to give the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

Obesity is the pain of breathing, it lives in every corner of my body, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt; Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth in the blood, regretting the pain of not losing weight, hating the pain of not dieting, and wanting to be thin most.

The story of the wolf coming tells us that we have been cheated twice, and we must believe him the third time.

Don't worry, get some sunshine. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

How can a person put on a wedding dress without passing a few scum?

First, it is not the years that make people mature, but the experience.

Second, people have nothing they want, nothing they cherish, nothing they don't understand until they lose it, and nothing they don't understand can be redeemed.

Third, even if the world is deserted, there is always someone who is your believer.

Fourth, if you don't show your face, people want to help you and don't know where your hands are.

I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

6. The older you get, the more indifferent you become to the people around you. Many people appear and disappear, just like sitting in Yun Qi and watching the clouds fall. There is really nothing to explain.

7. What's the difference? If we are human beings, we will have something we like. As long as we have something we like, we can do whatever we want. If you are stubborn, you can pour him on the wine table, and if your bones are hard, you can hit him with money.

Eight, some things, I think more headaches, I feel distressed.

Nine, sometimes people who don't want to fall in love have no one in their hearts. I'm afraid of giving my true feelings and eventually hurting myself.

10. I still love you, but I lack persistence in being together.

Eleven, I don't know where my enthusiasm went. Now I feel that there is only an empty shell left, and one day is counted.

Twelve, I miss those who have it, because there are my purest thoughts and the most complete heart.

If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

Fourteen, don't experience a few scum, how can you just put on a wedding dress.

15, 10,000 shadows can't be piled up to a millimeter high, just like I love you for nothing.

I think you are not because I am used to it, but because I have become a habit.

Seventeen, too hard love, people can't see clearly. Overexertion means lack of self-confidence, distrust, fear of not having time to express one's emotions, and fear of not having time to wait patiently. But in fact, when the water is flowing, it is easier to see the heart when it is calm and deep.

You slapped me, but I can't help asking why your hands are so cold.

Nineteen, the heart is like a dagger, like an arrow behind it, like a chronic poison, but it is not fatal.

You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

Twenty-one, a little more than others, others will be jealous of you; If you greatly surpass others, others will envy you.

Twenty-two, every day on QQ, no one cares about me, into the space, no news, watching and chatting, no one comments.

23. Whenever I see the protagonist of a TV series being kidnapped, I can't speak with a rag in my mouth. Then I thought, they won't throw up, will they?

24. What can't be forgotten is the memory, and what continues is the life. If you miss it, you will pass by.

Sometimes, we are not waiting for anyone or anything, but waiting for time to change ourselves.

Twenty-six, you will never meet someone who loves you as much as I do, and I will never love anyone again.

27. If you love, let yourself love each other more every day. If someone loves you, let yourself do better every day. We all want to make each other feel what is worth it.

28. No injury can kill me, it will only make me stronger.

Twenty-nine, know more people and forget more people; Be remembered by more people and forgotten by more people. Don't care too much about coming and going, life is to complete a trip on your own.

Thirty, the way out, go out, there will always be a way. Difficulties and sufferings make it difficult to stay at home.

Everyone has two selves, one is awake in the dark and the other is sleeping in the light.

Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. I won't say much if I know. When you are upset, speak slowly. Don't say anything if you have nothing to say.

33. There are no flowers that will not fade, no waves that will not fade, no light that will not dim, no wounds that will not heal, and no despair that will not stop.