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What is the most embarrassing thing between husband and wife?

There are many embarrassing things between husband and wife.

I used to think that marriage is sacred, but I forgot that marriage is also an ordinary thing. After a long time, even the best marriage will be defeated by the details of life. Even sometimes I feel embarrassed.

Because before marriage, my husband saw himself in makeup. But after marriage, always take off makeup and wash your face. Now it's gone after I put it on. As white as makeup. Although the skin is still very good, the face value is online, and the makeup is usually light. But I just feel that presenting myself in front of my husband is like a different self. I'm afraid my husband doesn't like his plain appearance. So every time I wash my face, I always wash my face while my husband is asleep, because I am afraid that he will feel embarrassed when he sees my different skin color and small freckles on my face. Because my face is flawless in his eyes, it will make me feel particularly embarrassed if he sees my small flaws. So the most embarrassing thing with my husband is to let him see what I look like after my makeup removal. I'll feel embarrassed. Although I am not ugly after removing makeup, I still feel quite awkward.

After marriage, two people always eat together, and eat more than one meal. What I am most afraid of is to let the other person see the vegetable scraps on my teeth, and sometimes I don't pay attention. Smiling, but also showing the vegetable scraps on my teeth, will make me feel particularly embarrassed. I can see each other's smile, and after seeing the vegetable scraps on my teeth, my smile froze there. Take out the mirror and have a look. It turns out that there are really vegetable scraps on the teeth. It's so embarrassing that I can't wait to find a hole to get into. From then on, whenever I eat, I will go to the bathroom and look in the mirror to see if there are any vegetable scraps between my teeth. I must stand in front of him perfectly and smile.

Another time, in the middle of a bath, he suddenly rushed into the house. After two people together for so long, suddenly being naked in front of each other still makes me feel uncomfortable. It happened so suddenly that I didn't know what to do. I just stood there. And his eyes at that time could make me blush, so I quickly got dressed and rushed out. Since then, when I take a shower, I always lock the door before taking a shower. Sometimes when I open a room outside, I will check whether the door is locked, and then I will start to take off my clothes, because I don't want my husband to come in, which will make me embarrassed. Although I am married, I am still shy.

So there are many embarrassing things after marriage, and embarrassment has been with us all our lives. Therefore, avoid it if you can, because couples will be as dull as water. If we don't pay attention to anything, we will only become dull in the end. Leave a little more mystery to each other, and the marriage will last.