Words of coquetry with men and swearing with boyfriends on WeChat (67 sentences)

1. Anyway, with your help, I can be lazy all my life. Why should I study?

2. I like your shyness and your concentration.

You'd better smell it, and you look best when you smile. I just want to spend my life with you.

I miss you most in foggy morning, sleepy afternoon and the night when the moon rises.

5. I haven't talked to you for a day, and I feel wrong!

If I want the moon in the sky, will you take it off for me?

7. One night, my prospective girlfriend and I were lying on the lawn. I pointed to the ground and asked her, honey, what do you think this is? The prospective girlfriend said, this is grass! Me: Do you like grass? Prospective girlfriend: I like grass best! And then ... we'll confirm the relationship!

8. You know my depth, and I know your length.

9. It feels good not to wear a condom, but it's not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken!

10 Question: What is a man's tongue used for? Answer: teasing.

1 1. I loved you very much yesterday, but I suddenly don't want to love you today. Do you know why? Because I still love you when I wake up tomorrow.

12, I'll eat a big bucket of popcorn with you, and drink a large cup of juice with you. No matter how long the road is, I'll accompany you.

13, can't sleep. I want to count sheep a thousand times, but I can count them twice, and the rest are thinking of you.

14, when you are angry, I will let you take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

15, I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

16, today's weather is good, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

17 Once upon a time, there was a man named Tintin who was short and went to learn Latin dance.

18. Stay with me in this life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

19, a few glasses of beer, two lines of nonsense, if you listen carefully, every sentence is I miss you.

20, wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall out, scold a way:

2 1, chatting with a female classmate and asking, what are you doing? A:

22. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.

23. The teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. " As soon as I listen to it, I get excited when I think about other people's wives.

24. If I have you in my dream, it will be very sweet; If I have you in my heart, I will become very substantial; If you are by my side, I will be extremely happy.

25. I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you, not more. You just need to give me grass.

The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

27. There is a deep night in your eyes, and the full moon hangs in my heart, which makes me miss day and night unforgettable.

28, one day, everyone around to chat, talk about everyone's interest, a man said:

29. I want to go over the mountains and seas to see you, play the coquetry in your arms and tell you how much I like you.

30. The so-called growth means that when you hear the word "choppy", you can no longer associate it with the sea.

3 1, I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

32. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.

I am a practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you.

35. Make gummy bears. If they melt, they will stick to you.

36. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.

37. I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life.

38. Woman: Your ass is too hard. Man: There is too much water under you. Facts have proved that it is not easy to cook a pot of noodles well.

39. The ship in your heart will cross the rivers and lakes with you and sail for the sky even if the wind and rain are intertwined.

40. I went swimming in the reservoir yesterday and my leg cramped and I almost drowned. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn't cheered her up this morning, we would have really become desperate mandarin ducks.

4 1, don't always talk to me, uh-huh, uh-oh, can chatting with me also make you orgasm?

42. You hate being liked, and you can't get tired of watching it today.

There may be no reason to love you. Although there may be reasons, such as you are smart, you are pure, you are cute, you are a good person and so on. The main reason is probably that you are completely to my taste. So you still know I'm selfish, so don't thank me.

44. I don't care, you have to help this busy, you have to help.

45. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, like a confession to you.

46. I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

47.let's cooperate. "With what?" The rest of my life.

48. My fist and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me.

49. I only want one thing from my girlfriend-it must be you.

50. Those stories we overheard later became our stories. I want to forget them, but the world remembers you for me.

5 1, I can't tell you what's good about you, just want to see you take a bath.

52. But this spring and autumn, Cangshan is not as beautiful as your eyebrows.

53. The best evaluation of a woman is not that you are really beautiful or sexy, but that I am hard. Tell me about the whole book in the latest space.

54. I came across Qian Shan and across the ocean to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

55. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

56. So many people have called my name. The difference is that when you call my name, I want to give you all the beauty of my life.

57. I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.

58. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.

59. I want to be your little baby, the kind you can't bear to scold me when you are angry.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

6 1. If you have good flowers, come and plant strawberries with me. Your fist and face can only be hard for me, and your eyes and ass can only be wet for me.

62. I am a very practical person. I only believe that love grows with time.

63. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

64. When my ex-girlfriend bought me a drink when she got married, I always felt that I should do something. When I made a toast, I said to the groom:

65. People are nice to you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen are all ok.

66. I have seen you, and I remember you. This city is naturally suitable for falling in love, and you are naturally suitable for my soul.

67. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.