Funny words to say

I think you are really not a qualified friend, so you should change your profession and be my wife! Below is a funny sentence I compiled for you, I hope you like it.

A selection of funny quotes

1. The sky is vast and the fields are vast. You eat grass and I eat candy.

2. The mountain doesn’t have to be high, as long as there are immortals, it will be clear. There doesn’t have to be much water, as long as you can drink it.

3. Some people say that I am too lazy to have cramps. In fact, I am too lazy to even have cramps.

4. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are mean, they will be invincible.

5. You are so cute that you attract countless blind men to bow to you.

6. Please do not harass, I am harassing others.

7. If you use the beauty trick, I will follow it.

8. When the flowers of the motherland bloom, I step on them.

9. If I go down one day. Remember, I'm coming for you.

10. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.

11. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

12. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

13. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your career to be my wife!

14. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give it to him. A cassock.

15. When I paid the mobile phone bill, I realized that my words were so valuable.

16. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

17. Confucius said: When three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

18. Old people cannot beat children, they cannot beat women, and they cannot beat men to death.

19. If cutting off your hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

20. How are you doing now? What if you are not doing well? Okay, I feel relieved.

21. There is no cow dung anywhere in the world, so why should we have unrequited love for a piece of shit.

22. People are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

23. Some people are so tender that water comes out when pinched, but I am so timid that snot bubbles come out when pinched.

24. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

25. I didn’t say you are shameless, I mean you are the one who is shameless. Like this.

26. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

27. Holding back your fart will break your heart. No need to push hard, exercise.

28. I am a thin person. When I am sad, I can count the ribs!

29. The furthest distance in the world is fucking Monday to Friday.

30. There is no woman who cannot marry a man, only men who cannot marry a woman.

Funny words

1. My mother has taught me since I was a child that there is no limit to learning and turning back is the last step.

2. In a pigsty, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.

3. The wind is blowing so hard that all my mobile phone signals are blocked by China Unicom!

4. When I fell in love with you, it was because I was crazy. Now my mind is dry.

5. The high-voltage electricity in your eyes is enough to last my mobile phone for a year.

6. Don’t worry about me wanting a sense of security. Do you think I am a specialized anti-virus software?

7. If you can’t be stunningly beautiful, then be so ugly!

8. The chance of finding true love these days is about the same as the chance of being struck by lightning.

9. The most painful thing in the world is to be woken up by peeing while sleeping soundly.

10. I don’t know my love rival, nor my lover.

11. Who do you think you are? I don’t even want a basin because you are just throwing water at me.

12. The fat is so thick that it’s so uncomfortable to move!

13. Use all the soy sauce in the world and make others jealous.

14. In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to the leader’s son.

15. Beauty is heaven to the eyes, but hell to the pocket!

16. A chicken knows the world best, and a duck is a prophet of human feelings.

17. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

18. If I throw you into a tiger cage, the tiger won’t even dare to eat you because it thinks you’re a bitch.

19. The cow hit the high-voltage power line. It was really awesome and lightning-fast.

20. The garden is filled with spring scenery and I can’t keep it in. I lure Hongxing out of the wall.

21. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug down?

22. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good. You pay and I eat.

23. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.

24. In fact, I am not fat, I am just too lazy to lose weight.

25. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.

26. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not correct.

27. Goose and goose, cut the neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

28. Although I cannot save sentient beings, I can cause harm. common people.

29. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

30. Can you stop running around in my mind? Are you tired?