Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Have a word about drinking.

Have a word about drinking.

1, if there is anything you can solve with wine in the future, don't bother with tears.

2. When I was a child, I thought wine was bitter. I don't understand why adults like it so much. When I grow up, I find that wine is really much sweeter than life.

It is said that the wine in the morning can fill the stomach, and the wine in the middle of the night can fill the stomach.

4, more than ten years of acacia plus two pounds of white wine, I like to say this sentence.

If you can't drink porridge in the morning, please make up the wine in the middle of the night.

6. I am lonely and energetic. Would you like to go with me? Are you willing to get drunk and run for freedom?

7, looks like water, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets early.

8. If a bottle of wine can make me swallow all the sadness of 20 19, then I will do it first. Let everything go well for me in 2020, and then I will do it again.

9. I have a story that it is a waste of wine, and the night is long, it is better to be drunk.

10, you pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

1 1. How bitter life is, how choking wine is. If you are unhappy, there will be eight kinds of wine in ten cases.

12, heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.