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English super lazy mother is angry and cooks twice a month, and the whole family eats for half a month. what do you think?

In life, we will inevitably meet some lazy and irresponsible parents.

These parents may do some surprising things, although it will bring us some fun, but the result is likely to be a pit baby! Do not believe, let's look down!

1. Britain's "super lazy mother" is on fire, cooking only twice a month, and the whole family eats for half a month.

Laziness index: ★★

In Britain, there is a "super lazy mother" named Tara. She has two jobs, one is a cook and the other is a part-time supermarket salesman.

So Tara has almost no rest time and is away from home most of the time, so she can't cook for the children.

However, Tara didn't want the children to eat takeout, so she thought of the method of "batch cooking".

It turns out that Tara only wants to cook twice a month. Put the cooked rice in the refrigerator and take it out to heat it when eating. The whole family can eat it for half a month at a time.

This can solve the cooking problem, which is very convenient and time-saving!

Tara persisted in this cooking method 15 years, saving 654.38+million yuan, which can be said to be very cost-effective.

However, most netizens don't buy this cooking method. After all, putting food in the refrigerator for a week or half a month may breed bacteria, especially meat, and children may get sick after eating it.

Moreover, food has been kept in the refrigerator, and nutrients will be lost over time, making it meaningless for children to eat, just to fill their stomachs and not grow up at all.

Parents, do you think this cooking method is worth popularizing?

2. Super lazy dad eats melon fire and feeds the baby with an electric fan. This is a new realm of laziness.

Laziness index: ★★★★★★★

As the saying goes, "Dad takes care of the baby, just live." This sentence is true at all, and our hero "super lazy dad" proves the truth of this sentence.

In summer, we all like to eat watermelon, and so does this father. However, he doesn't want to feed the little watermelon. He thought it was too much trouble and easily dropped the pulp on the sofa, so he came up with a coup.

It turned out that he tied the spoon to the stick and tied the stick to the "head" of the electric fan.

In this way, when the electric fan turns to his side, he puts the watermelon on the spoon, and when the electric fan turns to the other side completely, the spoon is directly handed to the child, so there is no need to reach out and feed it himself.

Seeing this, netizens also praised:

"Laziness is the first motivation of people! It's lazy to feed your baby with an electric fan. "

"It turns out that dads are all a paragraph."

"In the baby's heart."

However, this practice also has certain risks, that is, when the baby eats watermelon, the electric fan may turn away as soon as his mouth bites the watermelon, and then …

Moreover, the electric fan blows out a lot of bacteria, which may fall on the spoon, which is unsanitary.

3. "Lazy dad" is on fire, afraid that his daughter will spit seeds when eating watermelon, and throw it directly into the sink: eat it inside.

Laziness index: ★★★★★

It seems unreliable for dad to take the baby, but in fact they are all "smart as fools", which makes people admire!

The "lazy dad" was afraid that his daughter would spit seeds when eating watermelon, so he threw her directly into the sink and put a vegetable basin next to the sink:

"Squatting in it to eat! You can only spit in the sink, otherwise you can't eat a watermelon. "

In order to eat watermelon, my daughter had to squat in the sink and eat watermelon happily alone.

Although dad is a little lazy and doesn't want to clean up the mess for his daughter, this method really avoids a lot of futility, and many netizens also give high praise:

"This is a good move, and I have learned it."

"Lazy to a new height, but the method is really good."

Having said that, this method is a bit harsh for children. The sink is so small that it's cruel to throw the baby directly into it.

In fact, parents only need to cut watermelons into small pieces for their babies to eat with toothpicks, or buy seedless watermelons directly, which can avoid futility.

4. "Dad in bed" hangs on fire and water with the baby, but the son has no choice but to fan the wind: this father is hard to bring.

Laziness index: ★★★★★★★

We saw a picture of "super lazy grandpa" sleeping soundly with his baby in his arms.

In fact, when we see this picture, we should think that grandpa will "occupy" the bed, but dad won't?

A group of pictures circulated on the Internet, "Dad in bed" is hanging fire and water with the baby!

This father accompanied Mengwa for intravenous drip, "occupied" the bed to sleep and snore, and let his son and Fan snore. This is too much!

The boy is also very obedient, obediently accompany beside, a full face of helpless, in the heart seems to be thinking:

"This year's dad is very difficult to bring."

You know, Mengwa is still a patient, and patients can have a good rest! Hum, what a lazy father! He only lies to children!

Why are some parents lazy and like to fool their children?

① Personality reasons

Some parents are born naive. Although they have grown up, they are still children at heart. How can children take good care of their children?

In addition, parents may be born lazy and don't like trouble, which also leads them to do something to avoid trouble in the process of taking care of their baby.

② No experience with baby.

Most parents are taking care of their children for the first time and have no experience, so they will not notice whether their actions will hurt their children. We should fully understand this.

Therefore, today's young parents need to supplement their parenting experience. Even novice parents can't get a zero!

(3) Not aware of parents' responsibilities.

Ma Bao and his father know that they have become parents legally, but they are not aware of their parents' responsibilities psychologically, and they have not adapted to their new identities.

This also leads to their unclear obligations to their parents. How to be a qualified father or mother is a long and tortuous process. Parents should be psychologically prepared and take good care of their babies!