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A poem satirizing false feelings
I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger. Humble people don't pay attention to honesty. They didn't grasp the fundamental link, but only worked hard on the details. They like the idea of helping others or things, and they hate the idea of taking other people's money.
2, the villain Song Yin Shao Yong villain shameless, as life. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
Little people are shameless, and interests are more important than death. Are people who are not afraid of being killed afraid of other people's comments? 3. Mocking Ru Ru in the Tang Dynasty: Li Bailu talked about the Five Classics, and his white hair died. Asking about economic policy is like falling smoke.
Long journey, wearing a square mountain towel. Walk slowly from the straight road and dust off before you go.
Qin Jiacheng is the prime minister and doesn't pay much attention to clothes. You are not an uncle, Sun Tong, but you are my friend.
The current affairs have not been reached and have returned to the waterfront. When it comes to the Five Classics, the old man Lu Di can only stick to chapters and sentences.
Asking him about the strategy of saving the country and the world is like going up in smoke. Wearing long-distance travel shoes and Fangshan headscarf.
Walk slowly along the straight road, and before you lift your feet, it has set off dust. Li Si, the prime minister of Qin Dynasty, doesn't attach importance to Confucian scholars, and you are not a Confucian scholar or an uncle, and you are not with me.
I don't know what is suitable for the times, so I'd better go back to Wenshui to plow. 4, three quatrains Tang Dynasty: Du Fu killed the history of stabbing in Yuzhou the year before last, and opened the state to kill the history of stabbing this year.
Thieves play with tigers and wolves, and cannibals prefer to keep their wives. Twenty-one families went to Shu together, but only one left Luogu.
When they said that two women were biting their arms, they turned and cried to Qin Yun. Although the soldiers and horses in front of the temple are Xiao Xiong, their longitudinal violence is slightly the same as that of Qiang and Xiongnu.
Above the Hanshui River, most of the loyalists are women. The year before last, he killed Yuzhou secretariat, and this year, he killed Kaizhou secretariat.
Thieves are fiercer than tigers and wolves, and killing people is more obscene. The victim reported that 2 1 family fled to Shu, and only one family left Luogu.
Speaking of the scene where two daughters were robbed and chewed, she couldn't help crying to heaven. Imperial soldiers and horses are brave, and the degree of violence is roughly the same as that of Tangut Qiang and Tuguhun.
It is said that government forces killed many people (not thieves) in Hanshui, but most of them left women in military camps. Extended data 3231313353236313431303231363533e78988e69d833133366303233:
It is very political and combative to describe backward, negative and reactionary things in life by teasing and laughing. This form is short and pithy with a sense of humor.
Satirical images are often created by exaggeration, and generally do not pay attention to characters and plots, nor do they emphasize artistic conception and meaning. Language is colloquial, popular, sharp, lively and powerful.
Similar to sketches and cartoons, daggers and spears can quickly reflect real life. Works such as New Platform, Squirrel and Mouse in The Book of Songs, and modern works such as Zero Life by Cang Kejia.
References:
Baidu encyclopedia-villain songs.
2. Describe a person's hypocrisy, fake poetry 1, plastic Buddha is hard to plastic bone, knowing people's faces but not their hearts. -collection of modern Xiao proverbs
The bones in the Buddha statue model are difficult to shape, and it is difficult to understand that a person can't understand his face.
2, reeds on the wall, top-heavy, shallow roots, bamboo shoots in the mountains, thick mouth and thick skin. -Jie Jin's "couplets" in the Ming Dynasty
How can reeds grow on the wall for a long time? Bamboo shoots are thick in skin and hollow in the middle. What is there to show off?
Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, but also sing "backyard flowers" across the river. -Don Mutu's Bo Qinhuai
It seems that the girls in Jinling don't know what the hatred of national subjugation is, but they are still singing the lewd flowers in the back garden of Song Yushu on the other side.
4. Even if you make a promise temporarily, it will always be a long journey. -Zhang Wei's "Wall Master" in the Tang Dynasty
Even if he promised something temporarily, in fact, his heart was as cold as a passerby.
5. It's hard to shape a Buddha's bones, but it's hard to know his face without knowing his heart. -collection of modern Xiao proverbs
The bones in the Buddha statue model are difficult to shape, and it is difficult to understand that a person can't understand his face.
Half of us were killed at the front, but the other half are still alive, and the beautiful girls are still singing and dancing for them at the camp. -Tang Gaoshi's Ge Yanxing
The first half of the soldiers in the battle formation died, but the beauty was still singing and dancing in the camp!
3. Ask for some classic sentences that criticize and satirize hypocritical women 1, and the golden jade will be defeated.
I wish you an early success!
3, you are quite suitable for taking the upper route!
People like you are really rare in the world!
5, the mask has been worn for a long time, that is the face.
6. This man has been vaguely successful.
7. A false heart will not have strong legs.
8. Pack, pack and pack. Are you tired?
9. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.
10, it is difficult to draw bones by painting a tiger's skin.
1 1, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.
12, aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.
13, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
14, don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!
15, you are not cold on such a cold day! You are so thick-skinned.
16, stinking garbage man, the source of the word "spit".
17, others can't see your hypocrisy, so you're not hypocritical?
18, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.
19, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.
20. This is the world. This is all hypocrisy. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?
2 1. If you have ever learned sincerity, I don't think people around you will spit again after you turn around.
Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.
23. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.
24. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.
When the poor God came in quietly, the false friendship was washed away from the window.
26. Truth is truth only because it faces mistakes and hypocrisy.
27, hypocrisy can't create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing. ...
Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.
29, a wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar with a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, and the devil wears Prada when you put on your clothes!
30, taste the delicious food on earth, or light and most beautiful; Whether life is prosperous or dull can be complicated or simple. The key is what kind of mentality we use to look at it. Plain is not terrible. The terrible thing is to wear a mask, live a real life in an illusory dream, live a simple life, right, wrong, love, hate, laugh, cry, cry, not hypocritical, not hypocritical.
4. Satire on the hypocritical translation of ancient poetry-Cao Zhi
Beans are boiled to make thick soup. The bean dregs were filtered out. The beanstalk is burning under the cauldron, and the beans are crying inside. They are brothers born from the same root. But why do terriers have to torture beans so fiercely?
Cook beans to make bean soup. I want to filter out the residue of beans and leave the bean juice for soup. The beanstalk burns under the pot, and the beans cry in the pot. Beans and beanstalks originally grew on the same root. How can beanstalk torture beans in such a hurry?
In the poem, Cao Pi is accused of killing each other with the metaphor of "burning beans". After hearing this, Cao Pi felt deeply ashamed, or was afraid of being laughed at by the world. In order to keep his reputation and protect the world, he only demoted Cao Zhi to Anping Hou. Cao Zhi escaped with his outstanding literary talent.
This poem uses the same root as the bean book, indicating that Cao Zhi and Cao Pi are brothers, and using the bean book to indicate that the brother of the same flesh and blood kills the younger brother, vividly and simply explains what is a superficial brother.
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Cao Zhi (192-232 65438+ February 27th) was born in Qiao County (now Bozhou City, Anhui Province), in Dongwuyang (now Shenxian County, called Juancheng City), the third son of Cao Cao and Wu Xuanbian, who was Chen Wang before his death.
Cao Zhi was a famous writer in the Three Kingdoms period. As one of the representatives and epitomizers of Jian 'an literature, he was promoted to the position of a model article in the Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties. His representative works include Luo Shen Fu, White Horse, Seven Wounded Poems, etc. Because of his literary attainments, later generations are called "Three Caos" with Cao Cao and Cao Pi.
His poems are good at vigorous brushwork and thrush, and have been lost in 30 volumes. Today, The Collection of Cao Zijian was compiled by Song people. Cao Zhi's prose also has the characteristics of "appealing to both refined and popular tastes and elegant style", and its genre is rich and diverse, which makes him make outstanding achievements in this respect. Xie Lingyun, a writer in the Southern Song Dynasty, commented that "there is only one stone in the world, and Cao Zijian monopolizes eight fights".
References:
Cao Zhi-Sogou Encyclopedia
5. Describe a poem about feelings "Mi Li" that was misunderstood by others.
He is separated from Xiaomi. He is a seedling of Xiaomi. The line is decadent and the center is shaken. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want. Oh, my God, who is this?
Millet is separated, and the ears of millet are separated. Walking is decadent and the center is drunk. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want. Oh, my God, who is this?
The separation of millet is the reality of millet. Walking decadent, center suffocation. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want. Oh, my God, who is this?
I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch.
I walked through Jiangnan.
The appearance in the season is like the opening and falling of lotus flowers.
If the east wind does not come, catkins will not fly in March.
Your heart is like a little lonely city.
Like a bluestone street facing the night.
Without a sound, the spring curtain in March can't be lifted.
Your heart is a small closed window.
My dada horseshoe is a beautiful mistake.
I am not a returnee, I am a passer-by. ...
-Zheng Chouyu's "mistake"
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