Green tea bitch Bai Lianhua often satirizes a green tea (74 sentences) of a scheming bitch.

1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

You are like a god beast.

Don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.

4. Ride your father, Nima, with a difficulty factor of 8.

I wish my brother were my boyfriend.

You won't ruin your relationship because of me.

7. Girls don't have to pretend. I want Rick's green tea.

8. Wow ~ You have muscles. Can I pinch them?

9. Are you hitting on my man with big breasts or big ass?

10, eight! ! * * * told you to go home, don't make a fool of yourself here!

1 1. You can't do this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

12, you are an animal, a rogue who lives by force.

13, don't be angry with him. He keeps telling me that he is wrong.

14, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.

15, don't always treat me like your mother, I have no obligation to educate you.

16, can you stop talking about the amount? I think you can't shit.

17, maybe you are really good, but I may not respect you!

18, brother, I'm waiting for you to introduce me to a boyfriend like you.

19, put down my lords and go home to play with your eggplant.

20. Incense is fragrant after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if it is steamed in a pot.

2 1, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?

22. It's too difficult for your girlfriend to treat you well and restrict you.

23, you are so kind, and she is still angry with you, so I don't know how to cherish it.

24. Brother, my sister-in-law's makeup is so thick. Unlike me, she was born beautiful.

25, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

26. I have never seen such a green lotus. It's really muddy but not stained.

27. Your small temper is nothing more than the lightness of your big mouth and fan.

Goddess Goddess talks about it all day. What do you know about them?

29. If I hit you, would you just look for my boyfriend?

30. What makes my things more useful? Do you want my chewed gum?

3 1, he did the same to me, you don't know, he was really good to me.

Dude, people are getting cold. Can you put on your coat and freeze them to death?

33. Brother, look at my sister being chased by so many people. Unlike me, nobody wants it.

I really want to know how far you can go on the road.

Why not find a quiet place to count brain cells by yourself?

36. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean, you are shameless!

37. Brother, look, you have raised your sister so fat, unlike me, who weighs only 90 pounds.

38. You had an orgasm in a minute, much faster than him. Why do you want him?

39. If I want to be with him, I will be with him. What can I do for you?

40. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously!

4 1, you go back and wash your face, and I'll give you 10 Jin of perfume to cover your big dregs.

Don't be angry. He and I are just friends. You know me.

43. My dog won't let me be with a silly fork, even though it knows you are a silly fork.

44. Do you think you are exquisite? Save me the waste of saliva, my saliva counts money!

45. You, snack, don't treat a piece of slag in the sea as a flower by the river.

46. Your girlfriend is really good at falling in love. I really envy you for being able to control you.

47. Your hair turned white when you played with your heart, but didn't it end up in my hands?

48. Who's calling, please? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

49. Ouch, you think you're awesome, and you're still holding your ass and spitting shit here.

If she is shorter than you, say to her: Please stand up and talk to me! Stand Up!

5 1, don't boast in front of me, false eyelashes have fallen off, and cosmetic contact lenses have fallen off. I don't think you are so boastful!

52. It's my fault that I have no vision and treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

53. I have worked overtime again until now, but no one can pick me up from work. I envy your girlfriend for letting you pick me up from work.

There are more and more animals in today's society I forgive you for doing more animals in order to maintain your noble status as an animal.

55. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you!

56. You are a cute, charming, hardworking little white hybrid fish who will always serve the people.

57. If you don't give someone a hug and roll together, you will regret going back for further study and taking you to choose the mode to dream.

I have been trying to be good friends with her, but I don't know why she has been targeting me.

I'm fine. I wish I could talk to you occasionally. Sister is really beautiful, worthy of such a good person as you.

Brother and sister-in-law are so powerful that they don't want me to play games with you. If I were your girlfriend, I wouldn't.

6 1, brother, you are good to your sister ~ I also want to find a boy like you … but no one likes me.

Do you think you are a plastic bag? You keep packing. You think you are a bus, stop when you say it, and get on when you say it!

63. Every time I pass by the cemetery at night, I will take out my mobile phone and look at your photo, telling myself what is more terrible than you?

64, brother, sister-in-law forced me to delete you, I believe you will help me, I cried, meowed, sister-in-law really fierce.

65. Brother, please explain to my sister-in-law. We are not ambiguous. What happened to A Mu between brother and sister? My sister-in-law is so stingy.

66. Don't be embarrassed with her. She is just more headstrong. Girls are a little grumpy. Why don't I accompany you for fun?

67. I'm fine. Don't worry about me. You coax her, or she will be angry with you again. I'm different. You really don't have to worry about me.

68. Why can't brothers, sisters and girlfriends have both? My sister-in-law is so backward. I tried to explain to him, but he scolded me.

69. Brother, look at my sister-in-law who doesn't like cats and doesn't love small animals at all. You might as well stay with me. We can have cats together.

70. Brother, I dreamed that you dumped your sister-in-law and stayed with me. I am so happy in my dream that I don't want to wake up all my life. Do you think my dream will come true?

7 1, you are my brother and I am your sister. Why should sister-in-law be jealous? Although I love my brother very much, I was just a sister before I lied to my brother.

72. I'm not a schemer who talks sweet and hypocritical every day, nor a bitch who complains every day. So it's normal for you not to like me.

73. I know that I have been living under a man's crotch all these years. You should stand up straight and be a man, and don't go out and be scolded, because I will feel sorry for my baby.

I don't know these brands. Are they important? Because I have a good skin foundation, my life is rather rough. I never use these expensive cosmetics, so I can save some money for my future boyfriend.