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When I was a child, quarreling was as simple as this: "You are a pig", "You are a pig" and "Rebound!" "The rebound is invalid.
No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you
The first thing I did when I left the computer was to look for slippers!
4. People will never be satisfied. What I want when there is nothing; After having some, I want more; After having everything, I hope to be as happy as when I have nothing. But there is nothing you can do on this road.
It means that the process from short hair to long hair is the most difficult.
6. One day what we believe will fail and what we love will disappear, but always remember that no matter how long the night is, the dawn will come as scheduled. Look up when you are desperate, and the light of hope will always be on your head.
7. Doing a political paper is the most lie I have ever told in my life.
8. Many things can be done without my thinking. A lot of things, not what I want, I can get. I'm not staying. Many people can stay. I should have known that one day, you would leave and disappear from my life. Not reconciled? No, so what! You are like the sunshine between my fingers, warm and beautiful, but I can never catch you. No more struggle, no more struggle, I'm fine alone.
9. Quarrel as a child is as simple as that: you are a pig and you are a pig rebound! The rebound is invalid!
10. You can't live without friends. Among all your friends, you can't miss the most important one, that is yourself. Without this friend, even if a person has friends all over the world, it is only superficial excitement. In fact, he is very empty.
1 1. Accompany in the most appropriate way, whether it is friendship or love, as long as we are together.
12. All girls who bow for love are distressing.
13. Nothing is eternal, and don't ask how to be eternal. There is a lot of helplessness in life. Please try to enrich yourself and your life. In the past today, no one knows what will happen tomorrow. What you have to do now is to be kind to this minute, this hour and this day.
14. When I was a child, I always felt it was a great honor to run errands for my teacher.
15. Nature shaped me and then broke this pattern. This statement sounds conceited, but it actually applies to everyone. Unfortunately, most people can't stand this self who has lost the mold, so they remould themselves with a male mold, and the results become so similar to each other.
16. I like the feeling of being near and far away, and I can't guess whether it is cold or hot.
17. Girls who love to sleep in quilts, don't be shy, because you are cute.
18. Love is broken, fate is gone, people are gone, and the road ahead is your own. I believe I can live better.
19. Actually, you don't have to say anything. I understand that you don't love me anymore, but I don't want to admit it.
20. Who is the poison and who is your treasure? You need to understand with your own heart.
The opening remarks before your parents hit you when you were a child.
1, opening remarks? The slap in the face is too loud to hear clearly.
I didn't mean to hit you. ...
3. Do you know what's wrong? -I don't know.-I don't know what the problem is. -Pop, pop, pop
Do you know what is wrong? -I know. -I know. Are you still wrong? -Pop, pop, pop
Do you know what is wrong? Silence? How dare you? -Pop, pop, pop
I still remember when I did something wrong, my father gave me a mouth. I want to say, dad, have you eaten? To ease the atmosphere, my mouth trembled and said it. Dad, didn't you eat? result ...
5. "You think I dare not hit you!" ..... I never thought you would be afraid to hit me.
6. They just appeared without any precautions or care.
7. My mother hit me. I think as a man, I should hold back my tears. She said, oh, don't cry? It seems that I haven't played hard enough. You haven't learned your lesson, have you? Then my mother hit harder, and I naturally cried. "Still crying! I won't kill you! "
8. Does this need a fucking prologue? Parents are busy, so I don't have to say much about bb.
9. When they call my full name.
10, get the broom yourself, get the clothes rack yourself, and get xx yourself. It's cruel to think about it now, and I have to personally offer the tools to hit me.
1 1, go and close the door.
12, Dad, close the door! ! ! Put the medicine on me after the fight and say, why don't you run? where am I going?
13, which has nothing to do with the opening remarks. When I was a child, I had a permanent bamboo whip at home, the kind with a bamboo tip. Long and thin, it hurts to hit people! A brother came to my house to play and tried to take the bamboo whip away, but I stopped him! "I can't take it, my mother hit me." Now I feel drunk! ╮(╯▽╰)╭
14, move once and hit once. Move once, hit once. Move, hit. Move, hit. The boundless horizon is my love ~
15, I'm not talking about you. I won't hit you if you come here. Say what you said again, smack, cry, cry, hold back, count to three, and tell me I'm not alone.
16, my dad said: * * * *, you are not destined! Then my mother jumped on me and fought with my father, alas.
17, they will say half an hour in advance, and I will hit you half an hour later. Please get ready.
18, "Mom, I read a report today, saying that beating children as children didn't play any educational role. It seems that I have been beaten for so many years. " Mom: "I didn't get it for nothing." I hit you just to vent my anger. It doesn't matter whether I teach or not.
19, xxx, come here! Knowing that something is going to happen, hide in your room and close the door! Then my mother: open the door, open the door! You have the ability to get a zero, but you have no ability to open the door? ! You open the door, I promise I won't hit you. After a while, I just silently opened a gap, and my mother opened the door with a bang … and then my eyes went black … I woke up and touched my little face, still warm and red …
20. Do you have an opening speech when you are beaten? very happy
You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig
First, although I believe in vows of eternal love, I don't necessarily believe in you.
Second, a good mood is like the warm sun in winter. Even if the wind is cold, my heart is warm and harmonious. A good mood is like an iced drink in summer. Even under the scorching sun, my heart is clear and sweet.
Third, the road of life depends on your own choice step by step. When you are young, don't think nothing and don't think too much. Thinking too much will ruin you, I believe it ... The saddest thing on the road to success is to endure loneliness. There is always a way for you to walk alone, be strong and brave. Maybe this process will last for a long time, but if you survive, the final success belongs to you.
Fourth, the war between women is only because of men.
5. When you can understand one thing, it means that you have grown up; When you can see one thing clearly, it means that you are enlightened; When you can see through one thing, it shows that you are rational; When you can see through one thing, it means that you are mature; When you can see through one thing, it means you are finished; When you can look down on one thing, it means that you have put it down!
Sixth, smile more, and be alert to emotional colds on cloudy days.
Seven, thank those who have no obligation to accompany me but have been with me.
Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.
Nine, at that time, you said together, but now you say so much.
Ten, the reason for breaking up is not necessarily because of a third party.
Eleven, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.
What I miss is not you, but the fatal experience you gave me.
13. You can't even find a 30-degree smile on your mouth.
Fourteen, a hundred miles of love is not as good as a tear star.
15. I drank to relieve loneliness. I didn't expect loneliness but learned to swim.
Sixteen, I found that looking at the problem from another angle can bring a lot of happy feelings.
I really never need to think about you, because I will never forget it.
Eighteen, many times, simplicity is a kind of happiness.
Nineteen, thinking that you are just your body, your heart is far away from me.
Twenty, spend today happily, it's easy!
Twenty-one, some words, just words, don't care; Some scenery, just scenery, need not be nostalgic; Some moods are just moods, not a lifetime.
Twenty-two, it is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes.
Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.
Twenty-four, some things turn for a lifetime.
Twenty-five, we can never go back! We can't have another childhood; There can be no junior high school; There can be no more first love; There can be no more happiness, happiness, sadness and pain. Yesterday, a second ago, it was impossible to go back. Life is an out-of-print movie that can't be played back.
Twenty-six, forget that person, it is better to forget yourself and tell yourself, not for fear that he will forget, but for fear that one day he will think of you again. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns to tell you that he has been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person, and you are no longer the same person.
Twenty-seven, men have cigarettes, wine and stories; When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy.
I hope your memory will always be good and I won't forget you.
29. Smile brings beauty, smile brings happiness, laugh away, show your most beautiful smile, and be in a good mood with you. Remember to smile every day.
Thirty, a good mood is like the sunshine leaking from the window in the morning, thin and long; A good mood is like a lily growing freely in an empty valley, quiet and carefree; A good mood is like his gentle instructions on the phone, practical and warm.
Thank you for leaving, and also let me learn to be strong. Thank you for your betrayal and letting me see the world clearly.
32. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.
33. I will not sigh. Will time stop?
Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily.
35. What about you who love me the most? Where have you been?
Thirty-six, I will not struggle, struggling in your care, how can I let go of my dependence without you …
I've been watching you.
38. The greatest pain in life is not failure, but not having experienced everything you want to experience.
39. Is there anyone like me who always anesthetizes broken hearts with alcohol?
Forty, I said, I loved you, but only you.
Forty-one, I didn't know him at first, and I didn't know him at last.
42. Hate without love is the loneliest thing. I tried to be brave. Otherwise, I have no choice but to point out the wrong vision and tell everyone close to you.
Forty-three, I have lost so much that I have long forgotten how to keep what I am about to lose.
44. No one is better than you, because there will be no second you in this world. Don't always feel inferior, you will always be better than you think.
Forty-five, the essence of love is actually an anesthetic, which brings hallucinations and anesthesia. Because of loneliness. Because it hurts. In the end, it brings more loneliness and more pain.
46. The road to success is always under construction.
Forty-seven, if you bother me again, I'll tie you to a grass boat and borrow an arrow!
48. Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.
Memorization of childhood sentences
1, I often think that memory is the easiest thing to blur, and it will fade away in groups as time goes on. And the turning point of boring middle school life day by day is slowly fading away. Unforgettable, only some in retrospect, unbreakable stay in memory.
2. Childhood is like a boat, full of sweets, toys, laughter and happiness. Childhood is like a colorful dream, which makes people nostalgic and yearning. Interesting stories in my childhood often bring me good memories.
Leave quietly, and gradually everything will become a memory. When I think of those past events, teachers and classmates, I can only laugh and cry in my memory. When breaking up, I suddenly felt that everything was empty, and suddenly everything around me became quiet.
4. Dreams often change. Dreams are the goal that people pursue all their lives. Only struggle, struggle, dreams can be realized, and that will become a reality.
5, childhood, only when it appears in memory, can it achieve that perfection.
6. I often think that memory is the easiest thing to blur, and it will fade away in groups as time goes by. And the turning point of boring middle school life day by day is slowly fading away. Unforgettable, only some in retrospect, unbreakable stay in memory.
7. Childhood is perfect only when it appears in memory.
At that time, summer was our happiest time! Little friends go out to play in groups, and then go to the river to catch shrimp; Go to the temple to watch opera later; Go to the grass to catch grasshoppers later.
9. Childhood is a rushing river, which is gone forever. Childhood is a sweet candy, which makes people memorable. Childhood is a blooming flower with infinite hopes and dreams! Goodbye, my childhood! Goodbye, my childhood memories!
10, the flood of years swept away youth and years, leaving only a scarred body and vicissitudes.
1 1. My boyhood was lonely. Loneliness makes me feel cold when I think about it now. Only monotonous shadows watch the flowing haze, listen to the breeze and smell the flowers with me.
12, childhood is like a colorful dream, which makes people nostalgic and yearning.
13, I recalled trivial events in my childhood. Although the incident is small, those memories are so touching, because with these memories, I can make continuous progress, pursue and grow. Childhood is always memorable. Recall that colorful dream. When Yaya learned to speak, when she just learned to walk, when she first stepped on the stage, when she first called out her parents, for the first time, at that moment, all the shots came into your eyes in an instant.
14, don't let the wandering footsteps of others crush your beautiful dreams of tomorrow. There is no such thing as a banquet that must come to an end. Maybe the world is really only hazy.
15, childhood is the wind, blowing clouds; Childhood is a cloud, turning into the rain of the new year; Childhood is rain, nourishing new flowers; Childhood is a flower, watch the sunset glow with me.
16, leave quietly, and gradually everything will become a memory. When I think of those past events, teachers and classmates in the future, I can only laugh and cry in my memories. When breaking up, I suddenly felt that everything was empty, and suddenly everything around me became quiet.
17, tears have flowed out of my eyes. I know that everything can't go back. I wave goodbye to everyone. Let's cherish this beautiful memory in our hearts.
18. Childhood is a colorful river, a colorful road, a kind bridge and a wonderful book. When I recall my childhood, I feel very happy, but I have a little nostalgia and yearning.
19, the childhood dream is to clean the green water boat, on which we happily hum songs and paddle. Splashed everywhere, we are still rowing tirelessly in the afterglow, because we have a belief that we will reach the other shore. We won't let go, we won't give up, and we won't cry no matter how hard and tired we are. We are as strong as a mountain in childhood!
20. The torrent of years swept away youth and years, leaving only a scarred body and a vicissitudes heart deeply branded by years.
2 1, the tears in the corner of my eyes have flowed out. I know that everything can't go back. I wave goodbye to everyone and let us cherish this beautiful memory in our hearts.
22. My boyhood was lonely. Loneliness makes me feel cold when I think about it now. Only monotonous shadows watch the flowing haze, listen to the breeze and smell the flowers with me.
23. The golden childhood is happy, and it is exciting to recall it. Childhood is like a boat, full of sweets, toys, laughter and happiness.
24. Childhood is like a palette, which keeps turning and turning, bringing out my colorful memories. Childhood is like a Rubik's cube, gently turning and turning, turning out my joys and sorrows.
25. Childhood is like a wave in the river, calm as a mirror, slightly rippling and choppy; Childhood is also like the boiled water that life must drink, with sweetness and bitterness. In my childhood, I was full of happiness and pain. Who says children are carefree, but I have a lot of troubles.
26. Childhood life is like a colorful dream, like a string of colorful pearls, which makes people want to stay and remember.
27. When I was a child, I thought of a wonderful piece of music, which made you crazy. Childhood is also like fireworks in the night sky, which makes you jump for joy. My childhood was full of happiness, innocence and romance. Although my childhood was short, I was full of happiness. Unfold the picture of childhood and savor it carefully, and you will feel endless happiness.
Childhood is a thing of the past. Only by remembering small things and accumulating more experience can this road get wider and wider. Everyone has his colorful childhood. Childhood is the most precious thing in life. This is the beginning of your life. If you have it, you have a lifetime. We should cherish it.
29. Childhood is like a cup of strong coffee, which warms your heart. Childhood is like a cup of light tea, which makes you memorable. Childhood is like a rainbow of storms; Colorful and dazzling; Childhood is like the afterglow of the sunset, so unforgettable; Just like that winding path, it makes you grow. The wind can't blow away this warm memory; Rain is falling all can't hide this moving melody, only the lovely sunshine shines and is preserved.
Don't let the wandering footsteps of others crush your beautiful dream for tomorrow. All good things must come to an end. Maybe the world is really only hazy.
3 1, childhood is beautiful, childhood is colorful, and childhood has our best memories. Childhood innocence, childishness and cuteness will always emerge.
32. I remember that the sun in my childhood has set from the caves and valleys of memory.
33. Childhood is a pen that paints a wonderful picture; Childhood is a painting, full of gorgeous flowers; Childhood is a bouquet of flowers, emitting a refreshing fragrance.
34. Missing is a happy sadness, a sweet melancholy and a warm pain. Missing is a long precipitation of yesterday and a yearning for a better future. It is because of missing that I have the joy of reunion after a long separation, the unexpected surprise and the toast when friends and relatives get together.
35. Memories can be far away from dullness, which can make the originally dull days betray reality and make a detached flight.
36. Childhood is a dream, dreaming of grandma's bridge; Childhood is a bridge, and then the road to the future; Childhood is the way to keep us away from childhood.
37. Childhood, like this warm spring breeze, flashed by, but left the best memories in the chapter of life.
38. Childhood is like a cup of strong coffee, which warms your heart. Childhood is like a cup of light tea, which makes you memorable. Childhood is like a rainbow of storms; Colorful and dazzling; Childhood is like the afterglow of the sunset, so unforgettable; Just like that winding path, it makes you grow. The wind can't blow away this warm memory; Rain is falling all can't hide this moving melody, only the lovely sunshine shines and is preserved.
39. Growing up under the blue sky, dreaming in the night sky is like building a small castle on the beach and dreaming on the blue sea; My son always likes to play under the banyan tree, and he also likes to sit there quietly and listen to the old story. At that time, the dream was green. When I was a child, I always liked to sit in front of my hometown and enjoy the golden leaves flying all over the sky in the autumn when the leaves were falling. At that time, my dream was golden. When I was a child, I always liked dreaming. You can't find the exit maze if you walk in your dream. Being locked in the maze again and again, I feel so confused. In real life, when my fighting spirit is aroused, the dream is a fire-like color.
40. Memories can be far away from dullness, which can make the originally dull days betray reality and make a detached flight.
4 1, I remember the childhood sun has set from the caves and valleys of memory.
42. Childhood is like running water, which is gone forever, but the interesting memories of childhood will never be forgotten.
43. Childhood is a glass of wine in life, childhood is a sweet dream, and childhood is our future dream!
44. Memories make everything in the world quiet, relaxing and warm, remind you of distant but not distant dreams, remind you of the rain, which is a beating melody. When you fall, there is a force watching you, reminding you to fly the paper plane under the blue sky and the dream you expect.
45. Missing is a happy sadness, a sweet melancholy and a warm pain. Missing is a long precipitation of yesterday and a yearning for a better future. It is because of missing that I have the joy of reunion after a long separation, the unexpected surprise and the toast when friends and relatives get together.
46. Everyone has a colorful childhood, and everyone has a different childhood. Childhood, carefree; Childhood, innocence; Childhood is like a beautiful jade; White and flawless.
47. Childhood is like a palette, which keeps turning and turning, bringing out my colorful memories: childhood is like a Rubik's cube, turning and turning gently, turning out my joys and sorrows.
48. Childhood is like music, which composes one interesting thing after another. Childhood is a rainbow after rain, a picture scroll of memory, and the most memorable good time. Ah, childhood, how charming you are!
49. When you just graduated and stand at the gate of the primary school again, when you look at the cheerful smiles of the primary school students who filed out, when you hold your friend's hand and run away when tears are about to fall, you know that this school that once contained all your memories in six years will never be found again.
50. Memories slowly began to erode reality, and the joy of my early years poured in bit by bit, which made me wonder where my strange and familiar partners were born and how they are doing now. I want to say too much, and now I just want to ask, how are you doing? Do you remember your childhood friends?
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